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This is a zero win team

This so bad it’s literally comical. Jon Don has no fucking clue what he is doing. This is so bad it’s numbing. No McGrew in this game is criminal. Newton is literally worthless. Totally one dimensional. Total joke program top down. The oline is absolutely abysmal. This is worse than 08’.
Fire Donovan tonight then lake.

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  • biak1
    biak1 Member Posts: 4,237
    jecornel said:

    This so bad it’s literally comical. Jon Don has no fucking clue what he is doing. This is so bad it’s numbing. No McGrew in this game is criminal. Newton is literally worthless. Totally one dimensional. Total joke program top down. The oline is absolutely abysmal. This is worse than 08’.
    Fire Donovan tonight then lake.

    I hope so. It’s the only realistically feasible way they have to fire Lake.
  • AtomicDawg
    AtomicDawg Member Posts: 7,331

    They need to come up with a plan to keep good players on this roster. Because keeping these deadbeat coaches is a disaster.

    Damon Huard needs to be in Graves Hall telling Cohen that Sam is gone if this continues.

    It’s the portal era. Those worth a shit will have options better than this. Worry about the leadership. Anything else doesn’t matter.
  • LongDukDong
    LongDukDong Member Posts: 1,305
    When we lose to Arkansas state next week, maybe that’s when we will see some changes. Attendance will be shitty too.

    Agreed on all points, what a cluster fuck
  • digits
    digits Member Posts: 1,748

    When we lose to Arkansas state next week, maybe that’s when we will see some changes. Attendance will be shitty too.

    Agreed on all points, what a cluster fuck

    Seems like the best outcome for the good of the program. I recognize and agree that upper campus doesn't seem to give a shit about football. With that being said, I also have a hard time believing UW boosters/donors are going to sit around and do nothing when we? go 0-3, including losses to Montana and Arkansas St., averaging 6.5 pts per game.
  • thechatch
    thechatch Member Posts: 7,226 Standard Supporter
    Arizona is so bad. No way you lose to them.
  • Canadawg
    Canadawg Member Posts: 5,299
    There's got to be at least 5 highschool OCs in Seattle that would be better than him
  • NeGgaPlEaSe
    NeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 5,758
    jecornel said:

    This so bad it’s literally comical. Jon Don has no fucking clue what he is doing. This is so bad it’s numbing. No McGrew in this game is criminal. Newton is literally worthless. Totally one dimensional. Total joke program top down. The oline is absolutely abysmal. This is worse than 08’.
    Fire Donovan tonight then lake.

    Talent is there, preparation, development and game day coaching are not
  • NeGgaPlEaSe
    NeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 5,758

    At the end of the game Dylan came to the sideline shell shocked and exhausted and totally ignored JonDons limpwristed little encouragement/checkin.

    They’ve already lost the team.

    That happened after Montana pushed their shit in. Harbaugh took Shaw’s lead and got sloppy seconds.
  • biak1
    biak1 Member Posts: 4,237

    At the end of the game Dylan came to the sideline shell shocked and exhausted and totally ignored JonDons limpwristed little encouragement/checkin.

    They’ve already lost the team.

    Hopefully that’s true. Losing the team might actually spark action.


    Yeah right, Jimmy just needs more tim.
  • WillyRBeek
    WillyRBeek Member Posts: 133

    RealRhino said:

    I was thinking about JonDon being clueless as the game was going. It's like watching a guy who was given the basic idea of the rules for play design (# of players needed on the LOS, how many total players on the field, etc.) and a cheat card showing the basic route tree, and then was told, okay, run an offense.

    Like if we were running an AI through a million simulations and it learned as it went along, we'd still be on simulation 15 or something where he just was like, "Oh, add another blocker here so we'll have a numerical superiority" and "everybody on the outside just run slant routes a few yards short of the first down marker so if we catch it momentum might carry us forward."

    Fucking rudimentary bullshit. Literally has no idea of how to design or call plays.

    I am certain that a PlayStation 2 level AI would be far superior. I honestly believe you have to try to fuck up this hard. There is no way that the current OC at Eastern Washington, Southern Oregon, or even that woman on the 49ers staff could be worse.

    Actually, let’s just hire her. There’s a 99% chance that she fails but at least we’d get some free pub for a while. Meanwhile there is a 100% chance the current staff fails. Win win!
    That seems like a lot of work. Would probably be easier to just print out the playbook and post it up on a wall, and have a circus monkey throw feces at, and then just run whatever play the shit hits.
    Wouldn't be any worse than what we're seeing now, and at least it would be entertaining to watch.
  • JackDonakey
    JackDonakey Member Posts: 43
    In all seriousness, there's not a single win on our schedule.

    I hate the talk of we need to play different players. That's BS. Our players are good enough to win, we have SHIT coaching across the board.

    Rod Gilmore (who's a massive douchebag in his own right) said yesterday, defending the coaching staff, that it's hard to win when your O-line gets no push, your QB has not time to throw and your WRs are all injured. He said maybe it's time for a change to Huard, which is total BS. Any QB would be a dumpster fire on this pathetic offense.
  • DoogmanRefund
    DoogmanRefund Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,007 Swaye's Wigwam

    RealRhino said:

    I was thinking about JonDon being clueless as the game was going. It's like watching a guy who was given the basic idea of the rules for play design (# of players needed on the LOS, how many total players on the field, etc.) and a cheat card showing the basic route tree, and then was told, okay, run an offense.

    Like if we were running an AI through a million simulations and it learned as it went along, we'd still be on simulation 15 or something where he just was like, "Oh, add another blocker here so we'll have a numerical superiority" and "everybody on the outside just run slant routes a few yards short of the first down marker so if we catch it momentum might carry us forward."

    Fucking rudimentary bullshit. Literally has no idea of how to design or call plays.

    I am certain that a PlayStation 2 level AI would be far superior. I honestly believe you have to try to fuck up this hard. There is no way that the current OC at Eastern Washington, Southern Oregon, or even that woman on the 49ers staff could be worse.

    Actually, let’s just hire her. There’s a 99% chance that she fails but at least we’d get some free pub for a while. Meanwhile there is a 100% chance the current staff fails. Win win!
    That seems like a lot of work. Would probably be easier to just print out the playbook and post it up on a wall, and have a circus monkey throw feces at, and then just run whatever play the shit hits.
    Wouldn't be any worse than what we're seeing now, and at least it would be entertaining to watch.
    You want to buy a circus monkey in this economy?!
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,273
    I now lose to my 11 year old consistently on Madden

    He would be an upgrade
  • fouchpotato
    fouchpotato Member Posts: 53

    Newton and Davis both suck. It’s time for McGrew.

    The inside running plays are so fucking awful. Very predictable, the OL gets no push and our RB’s never make plays or get extra yards.

    Couldn't agree more. Davis looks just as bad as Newton much to the chagrin of the TBS crew that has been licking him ever since his 9 yard run against Oregon that got called back.

    Sorry for your loss.
  • WillyRBeek
    WillyRBeek Member Posts: 133

    RealRhino said:

    I was thinking about JonDon being clueless as the game was going. It's like watching a guy who was given the basic idea of the rules for play design (# of players needed on the LOS, how many total players on the field, etc.) and a cheat card showing the basic route tree, and then was told, okay, run an offense.

    Like if we were running an AI through a million simulations and it learned as it went along, we'd still be on simulation 15 or something where he just was like, "Oh, add another blocker here so we'll have a numerical superiority" and "everybody on the outside just run slant routes a few yards short of the first down marker so if we catch it momentum might carry us forward."

    Fucking rudimentary bullshit. Literally has no idea of how to design or call plays.

    I am certain that a PlayStation 2 level AI would be far superior. I honestly believe you have to try to fuck up this hard. There is no way that the current OC at Eastern Washington, Southern Oregon, or even that woman on the 49ers staff could be worse.

    Actually, let’s just hire her. There’s a 99% chance that she fails but at least we’d get some free pub for a while. Meanwhile there is a 100% chance the current staff fails. Win win!
    That seems like a lot of work. Would probably be easier to just print out the playbook and post it up on a wall, and have a circus monkey throw feces at, and then just run whatever play the shit hits.
    Wouldn't be any worse than what we're seeing now, and at least it would be entertaining to watch.
    You want to buy a circus monkey in this economy?!

  • AtomicDawg
    AtomicDawg Member Posts: 7,331

    Newton and Davis both suck. It’s time for McGrew.

    The inside running plays are so fucking awful. Very predictable, the OL gets no push and our RB’s never make plays or get extra yards.

    Couldn't agree more. Davis looks just as bad as Newton much to the chagrin of the TBS crew that has been licking him ever since his 9 yard run against Oregon that got called back.

    Sorry for your loss.
    Focusing on the players is worthless. All these players have played before and never looked this bad. It’s the program. The program sucks. Cut it off at the head.

    For the rest of the season you could let malloe coach if you want I guess but it has to be severed at the end of the year.