How to Stop Having A Sex Life - Make an Excel List of All the Times Your Wife Won't Have Sex
Hope it was worth it, dude.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/23/reddit-spreadsheet-sex-orgasm-gap_n_5613184.html
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Typical fluff from Huff Post, but I'll play along...
I like the 6/11/14 entry (ha ha) - "I'm still a bit tender from yesterday"
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Ha, that reminds me of something I did when I lived with some random roommates in college.
I made a list of all the fucking stupid things they did, such as leaving raw chicken out on the kitchen counter overnight, trying to grill hamburgers on the oven rack wiring, putting clam shells in the garbage disposal (twice!), and much, much more.
The goal of getting to 100 by the end of the year, but I gave up when I reached 50 after one month. -
Every now and again me and Mrs. AZDuck get into arguments where one or the other of us threatens to compile a list showing just how right each of us is, but both of us have thus far thought better of actually compiling said list because it would probably end the marriage.
This guy had better get a divorce lawyer on retainer, stat. -
From 6/3 to 7/16 she laid him 3 times.
door.ass.out.
Seriously, any girl who's not expecting some irritation from her bf/husband after that is too fucking stupid to be marriage material. -
Only because Louis CK is hilarious...
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This guy should be honest and also compile a list of how many times he whacked it to porn during that timetable.
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OBK is right. Sounds like he doesn't compliment is wife enough, which explains her lack of confidence. A couple of private "I like that shirt with those jeans", "I like what you did with your hair" does wonders. Having a list of 10 to go to, and just sprinkling them around would increase his action by at least double. Or......................He could look like Fatters, and his wife is just being nice instead of telling him the real reason she won't bare saddle his vine. Who knows.....oregonblitzkrieg said:This guy should be honest and also compile a list of how many times he whacked it to porn during that timetable.
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This guy's a fucking looser. What of kinda shitbag doesn't merge cells or wrap text in Excel?AZDuck said:Yes, you won the argument.
Hope it was worth it, dude.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/23/reddit-spreadsheet-sex-orgasm-gap_n_5613184.html
It's getting to be like revenge of the nerds around HuffPo (ILTCIHPIWILTD). -
Boys, apparently you've missed my simple economics lessons earlier. There are hundreds of 25 year old and younger chicks who are smoking hot and struggling to survive. A cell phone bill and car insurance for your side project is much cheaper than a lawyer, half your stuff, alimony, child support, and completely supporting the struggling 25 year old because you're now single and she's moving in.
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The guy is a douche. But you have to be a special kind of bitch to not put out when you're drunk.
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what if you feel gross?allpurpleallgold said:The guy is a douche. But you have to be a special kind of bitch to not put out when you're drunk.
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I need to find one of these girls.
Not kidding.Mosster47 said:Boys, apparently you've missed my simple economics lessons earlier. There are hundreds of 25 year old and younger chicks who are smoking hot and struggling to survive. A cell phone bill and car insurance for your side project is much cheaper than a lawyer, half your stuff, alimony, child support, and completely supporting the struggling 25 year old because you're now single and she's moving in.
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You guys are lucky he even made an excel spreadsheet at all.
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HuskyJW said:
I need to find one of these girls.
Not kidding.Mosster47 said:Boys, apparently you've missed my simple economics lessons earlier. There are hundreds of 25 year old and younger chicks who are smoking hot and struggling to survive. A cell phone bill and car insurance for your side project is much cheaper than a lawyer, half your stuff, alimony, child support, and completely supporting the struggling 25 year old because you're now single and she's moving in.
PM @IrishDawg22, I hear he has that stuff dialed in.
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Or wait for @Swaye's next PSA on how to pick up sloots with low self-esteemMosster47 said:HuskyJW said:I need to find one of these girls.
Not kidding.Mosster47 said:Boys, apparently you've missed my simple economics lessons earlier. There are hundreds of 25 year old and younger chicks who are smoking hot and struggling to survive. A cell phone bill and car insurance for your side project is much cheaper than a lawyer, half your stuff, alimony, child support, and completely supporting the struggling 25 year old because you're now single and she's moving in.
PM @IrishDawg22, I hear he has that stuff dialed in. -
Leykis jr?Bad_MotherDucker said:
Or wait for @Swaye's next PSA on how to pick up sloots with low self-esteemMosster47 said:HuskyJW said:I need to find one of these girls.
Not kidding.Mosster47 said:Boys, apparently you've missed my simple economics lessons earlier. There are hundreds of 25 year old and younger chicks who are smoking hot and struggling to survive. A cell phone bill and car insurance for your side project is much cheaper than a lawyer, half your stuff, alimony, child support, and completely supporting the struggling 25 year old because you're now single and she's moving in.
PM @IrishDawg22, I hear he has that stuff dialed in.
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Those women will weasel their way in to your place real fast. They'll also call you demanding you help with car trouble, make international calls on your phone, and go fuck other random guys.
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