What are your gameday traditions?
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Hookers n blow
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Get hammered.
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waterall a bag of wine with my doogs
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Before Helfrich: Watch the first half, then 4-5 minutes into the third find a more competitive game.
Currently: Count how many times Helfrich decides to throw on 3 and 2 with the most gifted backfield in the Pac 12, see how many times I correctly guess the next play, and wonder why after 3 quarters of getting pulverized on the ground, our undersized linebackers continue to play 6 yards off the ball. Then I get drunk because it's the only thing I can think of doing while watching the destruction of the building blocks of an up and coming college football powerhouse. -
Wake up, smoke a bowl
Wait thirty minutes, smoke another
Continue for the next 12 hours
Sprinkle in hash oil and beer as desired -
Your poasts are inspiring. Not really. They're fucking depressing.greenblood said:Before Helfrich: Watch the first half, then 4-5 minutes into the third find a more competitive game.
Currently: Count how many times Helfrich decides to throw on 3 and 2 with the most gifted backfield in the Pac 12, see how many times I correctly guess the next play, and wonder why after 3 quarters of getting pulverized on the ground, our undersized linebackers continue to play 6 yards off the ball. Then I get drunk because it's the only thing I can think of doing while watching the destruction of the building blocks of an up and coming college football powerhouse. -
I could do one better and give examples of many programs that lost great coaches and have yet fully recovered. Washington, Miami, Florida, Michigan, USC, Notre Dame, etc.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Your poasts are inspiring. Not really. They're fucking depressing.greenblood said:Before Helfrich: Watch the first half, then 4-5 minutes into the third find a more competitive game.
Currently: Count how many times Helfrich decides to throw on 3 and 2 with the most gifted backfield in the Pac 12, see how many times I correctly guess the next play, and wonder why after 3 quarters of getting pulverized on the ground, our undersized linebackers continue to play 6 yards off the ball. Then I get drunk because it's the only thing I can think of doing while watching the destruction of the building blocks of an up and coming college football powerhouse. -
You sound like you're close to dousing yourself with gasoline and lighting yourself on fire. Please do it now before making any further posts.greenblood said:
I could do one better and give examples of many programs that lost great coaches and have yet fully recovered. Washington, Miami, Florida, Michigan, USC, Notre Dame, etc.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Your poasts are inspiring. Not really. They're fucking depressing.greenblood said:Before Helfrich: Watch the first half, then 4-5 minutes into the third find a more competitive game.
Currently: Count how many times Helfrich decides to throw on 3 and 2 with the most gifted backfield in the Pac 12, see how many times I correctly guess the next play, and wonder why after 3 quarters of getting pulverized on the ground, our undersized linebackers continue to play 6 yards off the ball. Then I get drunk because it's the only thing I can think of doing while watching the destruction of the building blocks of an up and coming college football powerhouse. -
greenblood said:
I could do one better and give examples of many programs that lost great coaches and have yet fully recovered. .Washington, Miami, Florida, Michigan, USC, Notre Dame, etc.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Your poasts are inspiring. Not really. They're fucking depressing.greenblood said:Before Helfrich: Watch the first half, then 4-5 minutes into the third find a more competitive game.
Currently: Count how many times Helfrich decides to throw on 3 and 2 with the most gifted backfield in the Pac 12, see how many times I correctly guess the next play, and wonder why after 3 quarters of getting pulverized on the ground, our undersized linebackers continue to play 6 yards off the ball. Then I get drunk because it's the only thing I can think of doing while watching the destruction of the building blocks of an up and coming college football powerhouse.
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PM Irishdoog (RIP) for proper use of that term.oregonblitzkrieg said:
You sound like you're close to dousing yourself with gasoline and lighting yourself on fire. Please do it now before making any further posts.greenblood said:
I could do one better and give examples of many programs that lost great coaches and have yet fully recovered. Washington, Miami, Florida, Michigan, USC, Notre Dame, etc.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Your poasts are inspiring. Not really. They're fucking depressing.greenblood said:Before Helfrich: Watch the first half, then 4-5 minutes into the third find a more competitive game.
Currently: Count how many times Helfrich decides to throw on 3 and 2 with the most gifted backfield in the Pac 12, see how many times I correctly guess the next play, and wonder why after 3 quarters of getting pulverized on the ground, our undersized linebackers continue to play 6 yards off the ball. Then I get drunk because it's the only thing I can think of doing while watching the destruction of the building blocks of an up and coming college football powerhouse. -
Was it Tequilla that poasted (hardy har har) 5 page documents on how he spent gamedays on Doucheman?
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This. And add in brb jo before the game so as to avoid getting sport blue balls.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Wake up, smoke a bowl
Wait thirty minutes, smoke another
Continue for the next 12 hours
Sprinkle in hash oil and beer as desired
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Walk over to Skyview and watch the teen-pink play soccer in the morning....come home and nail wife....shot of Crown.....beer....watch Dawgs
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You know the rules:HuskyJW said:Walk over to Skyview and watch the teen-pink play soccer in the morning....come home and nail wife....shot of Crown.....beer....watch Dawgs
Pics of the teen pink or get the fuck out. -
With DJ - get up, anticipate. Get excite. listen to KOMO. Curse my broke parents because I couldn't be there.
With Lambo - get up, drink coffee, talk about how we should crush this team. Watch as we don white pants and struggle to get a play in on time and go into prevent mode up by 3 in the second quarter.
With Rick - get up, drink coffee. Watch Tui. Cry buckets, then bro slaps. After Tui, "HOW ABOUT RUNNING THE FUCKING BALL YOU BALDING PIECE OF PUSSY SHIT WE DON'T WANT TO BE UCLA!"
With Gilby - get up, drink coffee. Cry tears. Accept discipline from Fresno State and look around in disbelief as Doogs say, "this is just a down cycle. It's natural."
With Ty - get up, bleed from my anus after drinking coffee. Start crying. I enjoyed the Ronnie Fouch years though, at least we had a clear enemy.
With Sark - get up, drink coffee, wonder whether I would ever see a decent UW team again. Watch the game, confirm I wouldn't. Go out and get so drunk I had sex with a lot of men at once.
With Tui - get up, have coffee, wait for the game, get wasted, engage in disbelief at our good fortune, drink three to five in honor of @PatHadenFS - then relax as we sloppily stumble toward victory.
With Peenersen - get up, coffee, start knobbing him. No need for football... ...YET. -
Lloyd Carr was a great coach?greenblood said:
I could do one better and give examples of many programs that lost great coaches and have yet fully recovered. Washington, Miami, Florida, Michigan, USC, Notre Dame, etc.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Your poasts are inspiring. Not really. They're fucking depressing.greenblood said:Before Helfrich: Watch the first half, then 4-5 minutes into the third find a more competitive game.
Currently: Count how many times Helfrich decides to throw on 3 and 2 with the most gifted backfield in the Pac 12, see how many times I correctly guess the next play, and wonder why after 3 quarters of getting pulverized on the ground, our undersized linebackers continue to play 6 yards off the ball. Then I get drunk because it's the only thing I can think of doing while watching the destruction of the building blocks of an up and coming college football powerhouse. -
122-40 career record with a Natty and 4 Rose Bowl births (13 seasons). I would say a Rose Bowl every 3 years makes you great.doogsinparadise said:
Lloyd Carr was a great coach?greenblood said:
I could do one better and give examples of many programs that lost great coaches and have yet fully recovered. Washington, Miami, Florida, Michigan, USC, Notre Dame, etc.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Your poasts are inspiring. Not really. They're fucking depressing.greenblood said:Before Helfrich: Watch the first half, then 4-5 minutes into the third find a more competitive game.
Currently: Count how many times Helfrich decides to throw on 3 and 2 with the most gifted backfield in the Pac 12, see how many times I correctly guess the next play, and wonder why after 3 quarters of getting pulverized on the ground, our undersized linebackers continue to play 6 yards off the ball. Then I get drunk because it's the only thing I can think of doing while watching the destruction of the building blocks of an up and coming college football powerhouse. -
122-40 with a national championship, 5 Big Ten titles, and 5 BCS bowls.doogsinparadise said:
Lloyd Carr was a great coach?greenblood said:
I could do one better and give examples of many programs that lost great coaches and have yet fully recovered. Washington, Miami, Florida, Michigan, USC, Notre Dame, etc.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Your poasts are inspiring. Not really. They're fucking depressing.greenblood said:Before Helfrich: Watch the first half, then 4-5 minutes into the third find a more competitive game.
Currently: Count how many times Helfrich decides to throw on 3 and 2 with the most gifted backfield in the Pac 12, see how many times I correctly guess the next play, and wonder why after 3 quarters of getting pulverized on the ground, our undersized linebackers continue to play 6 yards off the ball. Then I get drunk because it's the only thing I can think of doing while watching the destruction of the building blocks of an up and coming college football powerhouse.
Was fired because 9-4 wasn't good enough for Michigan.
Now look at them. -
pipe the game in on one of those shady 4 frame-per-second feeds from somewhere in Russia.
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I was just stirring the pot.greenblood said:
122-40 career record with a Natty and 4 Rose Bowl births (13 seasons). I would say a Rose Bowl every 3 years makes you great.doogsinparadise said:
Lloyd Carr was a great coach?greenblood said:
I could do one better and give examples of many programs that lost great coaches and have yet fully recovered. Washington, Miami, Florida, Michigan, USC, Notre Dame, etc.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Your poasts are inspiring. Not really. They're fucking depressing.greenblood said:Before Helfrich: Watch the first half, then 4-5 minutes into the third find a more competitive game.
Currently: Count how many times Helfrich decides to throw on 3 and 2 with the most gifted backfield in the Pac 12, see how many times I correctly guess the next play, and wonder why after 3 quarters of getting pulverized on the ground, our undersized linebackers continue to play 6 yards off the ball. Then I get drunk because it's the only thing I can think of doing while watching the destruction of the building blocks of an up and coming college football powerhouse.
He did have a bit of Mack Brown-itis: was great for eight years or so and then couldnt keep up with the hungrier and better coaches. -
Wake up watch gameday, coffee breakfast, read all the local news, surf between SEC and big 12 games, wonder which UW team is going to show up, get bored, do some errands, think about the game, eat dinner, surf between some evening games....
Then at 9pm CST the fucking kickoff happens, we shit the bed at midnight and I wonder why the hell I wasted my whole day waiting on this.
Lather. rinse. repeat. -
I usually take a nice hit of jenkem before breakfast and another before the game. With Pete at the helm I'm hoping that my half-time and after game hits won't be necessary
For the uninformed:
Description
The name derives from Genkem, a brand of glues which had "become the generic name for all the glues used by glue-sniffing children" in South Africa, where the drug originated and is most popular on the African continent today.[9] In the book Children of AIDS: Africa's Orphan Crisis by Emma Guest, the making of jenkem is described: "fermented human sewage, scraped from pipes and stored in plastic bags for a week or so, until it gives off numbing, intoxicating fumes."[10] The process is similarly described in a 1995 IPS report: "Human excreta is scooped up from the edges of the sewer ponds in old cans and containers which are covered with a polyethylene bag and left to stew or ferment for a week."[4] A 1999 BBC article refers to "the dark brown sludge, gathering up fistfuls and stuffing it into small plastic bottles. They tap the bottles on the ground, taking care to leave enough room for methane to form at the top."[3]
The effects of jenkem inhalation last for around an hour and consist of auditory and visual hallucinations for some users.[3] In 1995, one user told a reporter it is "more potent than cannabis."[4] A 1999 report interviewed a user, who said, "With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life."[3] Fumito Ichinose, an anesthesia specialist in Boston who conducted a study on the effects of hydrogen sulfide gas, or "sewer gas," on mice, informed Salon.com that holding your breath, choking, or "the inhalation of gases like those produced from jenkem could result in hypoxia, a lack of oxygen flow to the body that could be alternately euphoric and physically dangerous."[7]
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Jesus.
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You should link up with @dnc for some symbiotic shit.bananasnblondes said:I usually take a nice hit of jenkem before breakfast and another before the game. With Pete at the helm I'm hoping that my half-time and after game hits won't be necessary
For the uninformed:
Description
The name derives from Genkem, a brand of glues which had "become the generic name for all the glues used by glue-sniffing children" in South Africa, where the drug originated and is most popular on the African continent today.[9] In the book Children of AIDS: Africa's Orphan Crisis by Emma Guest, the making of jenkem is described: "fermented human sewage, scraped from pipes and stored in plastic bags for a week or so, until it gives off numbing, intoxicating fumes."[10] The process is similarly described in a 1995 IPS report: "Human excreta is scooped up from the edges of the sewer ponds in old cans and containers which are covered with a polyethylene bag and left to stew or ferment for a week."[4] A 1999 BBC article refers to "the dark brown sludge, gathering up fistfuls and stuffing it into small plastic bottles. They tap the bottles on the ground, taking care to leave enough room for methane to form at the top."[3]
The effects of jenkem inhalation last for around an hour and consist of auditory and visual hallucinations for some users.[3] In 1995, one user told a reporter it is "more potent than cannabis."[4] A 1999 report interviewed a user, who said, "With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life."[3] Fumito Ichinose, an anesthesia specialist in Boston who conducted a study on the effects of hydrogen sulfide gas, or "sewer gas," on mice, informed Salon.com that holding your breath, choking, or "the inhalation of gases like those produced from jenkem could result in hypoxia, a lack of oxygen flow to the body that could be alternately euphoric and physically dangerous."[7] -
Tailgating and massive heroin doses with my Greek brothers and sisters
