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There is a conspiracy against the poor Oregon Ducks
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The Lombardi Award is biased against Oregon!!1!dnc said:
Dang, you can win that shit and still not make first team all Pac-12. That must be the best conference in all of football.
More free pub for their block of granite by not including KT. Congrats to Washington’s Ed funa Ofosho on making the watchlist twice. His double inclusion helps the Pac-12 tie Alabama’s total.
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ILB and LB so he brings some positional versatility to the Watch ListRatherBeBrewing said:
The Lombardi Award is biased against Oregon!!1!dnc said:
Dang, you can win that shit and still not make first team all Pac-12. That must be the best conference in all of football.
More free pub for their block of granite by not including KT. Congrats to Washington’s Ed funa Ofosho on making the watchlist twice. His double inclusion helps the Pac-12 tie Alabama’s total. -
Butt real talk if Ugo Amadi won the award with this description "The Lombardi Award is awarded by the Rotary Club of Houston annually to the college football player "who best embodies the values and spirit of NFL's legendary coach Vince Lombardi" they're obviously placing a ton of value on intangibles and off the field and other stuff not related to being the best football player.
So the answer as to why they didn't include KT is somewhere in that. -
The real story here is Iowa’s Zach VanValkenbudnc said:
ILB and LB so he brings some positional versatility to the Watch ListRatherBeBrewing said:
The Lombardi Award is biased against Oregon!!1!dnc said:
Dang, you can win that shit and still not make first team all Pac-12. That must be the best conference in all of football.
More free pub for their block of granite by not including KT. Congrats to Washington’s Ed funa Ofosho on making the watchlist twice. His double inclusion helps the Pac-12 tie Alabama’s total.
g. Imagine being the guy who wins Iowa’s team hustle award. How much is this fucker hustling? That’s like being named the biggest flopper in Italian soccer, I need to know more.
I decided to explore, for scientific reasons. Maybe we can use him to offset the loss of planetary albedo due to melting Arctic ice. Develop new hustle theories, even a perpetual motion machine.
I guess his name doesn’t involve a random line break for the G. It’s just Zach Van Valkenburg. He’s in his sixth year of college football, having transferred to Iowa after three years at DII Hillsdale College. He has earned a bachelors and masters in Eastern European studies. I don’t know if that is impressive, but it is somewhat worrisome as an Eastern European Jew - when Van Valkenburgs start to pay attention good things don’t happen. Give me a case of Nemiroff vodka, an adidas tracksuit, a square meter of littered ground on which I can squat, a carton of smokes, and I’ll give you a PhD in Eastern European studies that Iowa can never match.
But, I digress. Bach to Zach. He hustled his ass from DII to impact player in a caring conference, and academic laurels. He was also in a fraternity. But not just any fraternity, this one:
What the fuck is going on with kids now? Are these college students? Is this a still from the new Jonah Hill movie where he’s fat again? Him and Michael Cera are lovable losers who befriend Kevin Hart and start a frat for misfits, like a 2020s PC remake of Revenge of the Nerds, only to be told by the jock friendly dean that they need to do community service to qualify as a frat, which is problematic since so many of them are registered sex offenders?
Don’t worry ladies, crimes against animals are the cause. Unlike the 1980s Revenge of the Nerds the only things in danger of assault at this house are cushions, olfactory senses, and cheesy snacks.
Zach Van Valkenburg, congrats on the honor of jointing the Lombardi Award watch list. Props to your hustle. When you open up your lunch pail to enjoy a delicious sandwich on Wonder Bread just remember that your dad, who I’m assuming is a coach, must be very proud.
