This Simone Biles shit…
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2021 USA - Where you should be gay, trans, obese, and a quitter.
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I guess I have to admit that I have a little bit of a changed perspective on all of this after learning that she was a victim of Larry Nasser. I’m sure that she’s dealt with anxiety and depression around her sport for a long time. I guess I don’t really understand why she chose now as the time to quit/withdraw but that’s her decision, and her life. Does it let down her teammates? Yeah, but whatever…
End result for me is that she isnt a traitor to her country and I’d also stop well short of calling her a hero…
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Great Moments in American History:
John Hancock isn't in the right "head space" to sign the Declaration of Independence.
Washington crosses Delaware River to assault Trenton, but decides it's too cold so makes camp and gets coffee.
Lewis and Clark set out to map the west, decide it's too hot, retreat to cabin in Maine instead.
The Transcontinental Railroad final spike not struck. The mountains turned out to be granite. Easier to just give up.
Lincoln writes the Emancipation Proclamation, fears southern Democrat racists will be mad at him, so he burns it.
Admiral Farragut seizes the moment at the Battle of Mobile Bay by saying "Damn the torpedoes, let's go home!"
Henry Ford tries to develop an assembly line, decides industrialization seems complicated, and quits.
The 82nd Airborne wanted to secure key D-Day strategic choke points, but it was foggy, so they played cards instead.
Martin Luther King had a dream, but figured learning to play the saxophone was less dangerous.
Neil Armstrongs immortal quote "The Moon is too far away" sets course for America.
Reagan unites world when he says "Mr. Gorbachev, do whatever you decide is best with this wall!"
SEAL Team Six, on a mission to capture Bin Laden, decides fighting at night is scary, so they go to bed instead. -
Europeans shelter in place during Black Death outbreak and all end up dead
Explorers find half naked people, turn the boats around and sail back
Cortez gives orders to burn the boats. He is promptly Impeached -
You really can play this game all day. Took me a mere 15 minutes to come up with my list above. All the magical things done in America when it would have been so much easier to just quit. Good thing we didn't have todays crop of Americans, nothing hard ever would have gotten done.RaceBannon said:Europeans shelter in place during Black Death outbreak and all end up dead
Explorers find half naked people, turn the boats around and sail back
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Dig a little deeper. You know Exactly why she chose This moment in time to launch her new NIL campaign. So do All of her handlers. It’s why the Hillary/ Michelle. Love fest was launched.thechatch said:I guess I have to admit that I have a little bit of a changed perspective on all of this after learning that she was a victim of Larry Nasser. I’m sure that she’s dealt with anxiety and depression around her sport for a long time. I guess I don’t really understand why she chose now as the time to quit/withdraw but that’s her decision, and her life. Does it let down her teammates? Yeah, but whatever…
End result for me is that she isnt a traitor to her country and I’d also stop well short of calling her a hero…
And again, it’s only girls gymnastics. -
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Henry Ford was a Nazi, Neil Armsweak never landed on the Moon, Buzz Light Year Aldridge said the moon landings were fake, Seal Team Six was a pysop, OBL was an actor and didn't die in Pakistan.
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Keep going.oregonblitzkrieg said:Henry Ford was a Nazi, Neil Armsweak never landed on the Moon, Buzz Light Year Aldridge said the moon landings were fake, Seal Team Six was a pysop, OBL was an actor and didn't die in Pakistan.
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If she was 10 she would get a trophy
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How do you know we're not all Fat BIPOC guys?HuskyJW said:Fat White Guys making fun of gymnastic Olympians
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Meriwether Lewis was a spy and was assassinated. A bloody Masonic Apron was found on his person.MikeDamone said:
Keep going.oregonblitzkrieg said:Henry Ford was a Nazi, Neil Armsweak never landed on the Moon, Buzz Light Year Aldridge said the moon landings were fake, Seal Team Six was a pysop, OBL was an actor and didn't die in Pakistan.
Ronald Reagan was a regular at Bohemian Grove, where Satanists conduct human sacrifice rituals.
Reagan and Gorbachev were freemasons, and played for the same 'team.'
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I’m not fat. #wodkillaBleachedAnusDawg said:
How do you know we're not all Fat BIPOC guys?HuskyJW said:Fat White Guys making fun of gymnastic Olympians
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WhyNotAllFour?.gifCuntWaffle said:2021 USA - Where you should be gay, trans, obese, and a quitter.
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oregonblitzkrieg said:
Henry Ford was a Nazi, Neil Armsweak never landed on the Moon, Buzz Light Year Aldridge said the moon landings were fake, Seal Team Six was a pysop, OBL was an actor and didn't die in Pakistan. Kenny Wheaton never picked off that pass -- he was a hologram.
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Turns out she’s got the yips
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The yips in her sport could be pretty scary. Too much stress I guess.MikeDamone said:Turns out she’s got the yips
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You wouldn't say that if she were white you bigotMikeDamone said:Turns out she’s got the yips
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I once missed a 2 foot putt to beat a guy I really wanted to shut up. I had to withdraw from the Olympics I was so fucked up
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It’s just what I heard. They are officially call the “twisties” in gymnastics. Just what I heard, don’t twist, dont be a twistie.Pitchfork51 said:
You wouldn't say that if she were white you bigotMikeDamone said:Turns out she’s got the yips
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RaceBannon said:
I once missed a 2 foot putt to beat a guy I really wanted to shut up. I had to withdraw from the Olympics I was so fucked up
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It’s OK not to be OK.thechatch said:Quitting is brave now, guys.
We should teach our children that quitting is not only ok, but it’s admirable!
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Fucking St Louis has hosted the Olympics?DerekJohnson said:RaceBannon said:I once missed a 2 foot putt to beat a guy I really wanted to shut up. I had to withdraw from the Olympics I was so fucked up
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@StlouisDawg! True?thechatch said:
Fucking St Louis has hosted the Olympics?DerekJohnson said:RaceBannon said:I once missed a 2 foot putt to beat a guy I really wanted to shut up. I had to withdraw from the Olympics I was so fucked up
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Can’t wait for Kay to tell us restaurants are closed and hospitals can’t perform electives because of “an abundance of caution”….
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Hell yeah. Best Olympics ever. Marathon was won by guy who stopped in an orchard to have an apple and a nap. And no joke they took the rando Africans and Filipinos contracted for the world fair “human zoo” and assigned them to countries. Many of the Italians came from here in town.
Was in conjunction with 1904 worlds fair. Iced tea, hot dogs, cotton candy, ice cream cones and peanut butter were first introduced during the fair.
Sadly that was the high point of Saint Louis. All downhill from there. Now it’s either swamp ass or frozen balls and it vaguely smells of garlic baloney most days. -
You lost your thrill on Blueberry Hill?StlouisDawg said:Hell yeah. Best Olympics ever. Marathon was won by guy who stopped in an orchard to have an apple and a nap. And no joke they took the rando Africans and Filipinos contracted for the world fair “human zoo” and assigned them to countries. Many of the Italians came from here in town.
Was in conjunction with 1904 worlds fair. Iced tea, hot dogs, cotton candy, ice cream cones and peanut butter were first introduced during the fair.
Sadly that was the high point of Saint Louis. All downhill from there. Now it’s either swamp ass or frozen balls and it vaguely smells of garlic baloney most days. -
PurpleThrobber said:
Kerri Strug vaulted on a fucking broken leg/high ankle sprain or some such shit and Bella Karoli carried her off as a champion
Fuck Simone. But props for cashing in on the eventual victim endorsement cash. Well played, bitch.
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