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There is a conspiracy against the poor Oregon Ducks
dnc
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The Pac hates them and refuses to give their players their post season due.
When will the Seattle Tims cover this miscarriage of justice???
When will the Seattle Tims cover this miscarriage of justice???
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I don’t want to be outta line here but, is this Michael Black dude a Dolezal?
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Pretty sure @backthepack has been all over that oneQuietcowskee said:I don’t want to be outta line here but, is this Michael Black dude a Dolezal?
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I thought The Samurai was the dumbest mother-fer in their fan base.
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OAnonHuskyJW said:I thought The Samurai was the dumbest mother-fer in their fan base.
Nope
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It happened in 2019 because Meat is a speed limit IQ douche and all the coaches knew he was winning with Helf's guyz.
The "handshake" after the P12CG that year. lol
The next year with his own recruits they're opting out left and right and he's losing to Cal, Beavlet, and squeaking by UCLA's backup qb. -
Remember when they won the north and the pac last year
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When you’re the only team not to have back to back road games at some point in the season, you’re really getting fucked.
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They didn't win the North last year, they repped the North. Big difference around here.Pitchfork51 said:Remember when they won the north and the pac last year
Not like a sun devil would understand either though. -
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Open yo fuckin eyes!!
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Wait til next year bitch!whatshouldicareabout said:
They didn't win the North last year, they repped the North. Big difference around here.Pitchfork51 said:Remember when they won the north and the pac last year
Not like a sun devil would understand either though. -
That’s when the NCAA is gonna drop the hammer on ASU?Pitchfork51 said:
Wait til next year bitch!whatshouldicareabout said:
They didn't win the North last year, they repped the North. Big difference around here.Pitchfork51 said:Remember when they won the north and the pac last year
Not like a sun devil would understand either though. -
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I don’t think there’s a conspiracy. P-5 conference football coaches are just petty and dicks.
Most would rather shit broken glass than give a competitor credit. Wilner wrote about this in 2019 and said the other coaches didn’t like Mario’s chest meat hanging around the recruiting trail.
Interesting Data:
Number of first team All Pac-12 selections for the champion of the conference of champions, special teams not included. I didn’t find AP all conference teams prior to 2015 on one googling.
Coaches selections vs (AP)
2016 Washington: 9 (AP 6)
2015 Stanford: 6 (AP 6)
2017 USC: 6 (AP 4)
2018 Washington: 6 (AP 5)
2012 Stanford: 5
2013 Stanford: 5
2014 Oregon: 5
2011 Oregon: 4
2020 Oregon: 2 (AP 3)
2019 Oregon: 1 (AP 5, Cristobal COTY)
Small sample size. It does show that Pac-12 coaches didn’t like Oregon before and certainly don’t now. -
What are they bitching about. I missed it
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That data is incorrect. Kayvon counts as 2 votes.
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This is retarded on so many levels. It doesn’t matter who recruited players for post-season awards.haie said:It happened in 2019 because Meat is a speed limit IQ douche and all the coaches knew he was winning with Helf's guyz.
The "handshake" after the P12CG that year. lol
The next year with his own recruits they're opting out left and right and he's losing to Cal, Beavlet, and squeaking by UCLA's backup qb.
The opt outs were Graham, Holland, Breeze, and Sewell. One of those players was recruited by Cristobal.
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The Lombardi Award is biased against Oregon!!1!dnc said:
Dang, you can win that shit and still not make first team all Pac-12. That must be the best conference in all of football.
More free pub for their block of granite by not including KT. Congrats to Washington’s Ed funa Ofosho on making the watchlist twice. His double inclusion helps the Pac-12 tie Alabama’s total.
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ILB and LB so he brings some positional versatility to the Watch ListRatherBeBrewing said:
The Lombardi Award is biased against Oregon!!1!dnc said:
Dang, you can win that shit and still not make first team all Pac-12. That must be the best conference in all of football.
More free pub for their block of granite by not including KT. Congrats to Washington’s Ed funa Ofosho on making the watchlist twice. His double inclusion helps the Pac-12 tie Alabama’s total. -
Butt real talk if Ugo Amadi won the award with this description "The Lombardi Award is awarded by the Rotary Club of Houston annually to the college football player "who best embodies the values and spirit of NFL's legendary coach Vince Lombardi" they're obviously placing a ton of value on intangibles and off the field and other stuff not related to being the best football player.
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The real story here is Iowa’s Zach VanValkenbudnc said:
ILB and LB so he brings some positional versatility to the Watch ListRatherBeBrewing said:
The Lombardi Award is biased against Oregon!!1!dnc said:
Dang, you can win that shit and still not make first team all Pac-12. That must be the best conference in all of football.
More free pub for their block of granite by not including KT. Congrats to Washington’s Ed funa Ofosho on making the watchlist twice. His double inclusion helps the Pac-12 tie Alabama’s total.
g. Imagine being the guy who wins Iowa’s team hustle award. How much is this fucker hustling? That’s like being named the biggest flopper in Italian soccer, I need to know more.
I decided to explore, for scientific reasons. Maybe we can use him to offset the loss of planetary albedo due to melting Arctic ice. Develop new hustle theories, even a perpetual motion machine.
I guess his name doesn’t involve a random line break for the G. It’s just Zach Van Valkenburg. He’s in his sixth year of college football, having transferred to Iowa after three years at DII Hillsdale College. He has earned a bachelors and masters in Eastern European studies. I don’t know if that is impressive, but it is somewhat worrisome as an Eastern European Jew - when Van Valkenburgs start to pay attention good things don’t happen. Give me a case of Nemiroff vodka, an adidas tracksuit, a square meter of littered ground on which I can squat, a carton of smokes, and I’ll give you a PhD in Eastern European studies that Iowa can never match.
But, I digress. Bach to Zach. He hustled his ass from DII to impact player in a caring conference, and academic laurels. He was also in a fraternity. But not just any fraternity, this one:
What the fuck is going on with kids now? Are these college students? Is this a still from the new Jonah Hill movie where he’s fat again? Him and Michael Cera are lovable losers who befriend Kevin Hart and start a frat for misfits, like a 2020s PC remake of Revenge of the Nerds, only to be told by the jock friendly dean that they need to do community service to qualify as a frat, which is problematic since so many of them are registered sex offenders?
Don’t worry ladies, crimes against animals are the cause. Unlike the 1980s Revenge of the Nerds the only things in danger of assault at this house are cushions, olfactory senses, and cheesy snacks.
Zach Van Valkenburg, congrats on the honor of jointing the Lombardi Award watch list. Props to your hustle. When you open up your lunch pail to enjoy a delicious sandwich on Wonder Bread just remember that your dad, who I’m assuming is a coach, must be very proud.
