Bikini Bottom Pole (2nd attempt)

YellowSnow said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

YellowSnow said:

chuck said:

My vote is being suppressed. I want to vote Brazillian.

It's a binary pole. Cheeky vs Non Cheeky.

So here's my take take: 81% of the women I see wearing cheeky bottoms have no fucking bidness going full cheek and it yucks me out. Therefore, for the good of society, we need to return to the puritanical, full bottoms.

In defense of those ladies, women’s fashion and stores tend to force a particular cut or style of garment down your throat whether you like it or not, body type be dammed. I remember when super low rise jeans were all the rage. It was fucking impossible to find any mid-rise (read “normal”) pairs ANYWHERE unless you went for some older brand.

It’s the same thing with swimwear I imagine.

I’m just waiting for this look to come back.

I appreciate what you're saying DDJ, but surely there have to be other options out there besides cheeky bottoms? Are there not plenty of one piece bathing suits options out there?

Yes, there are lots of options online (and back in the day, catalog…oh how I loved it in my twenties when the first Victoria Secret Swim would arrive).

But sizing for swimwear is a royal bitch to figure out AND images aren’t always representative of what you actual end up getting.

And you’re right, there are some lovely one piece alternatives out there. I found this one on sale that provides full coverage:



Only downside is the weird tan lines.