Parker Brailsford, 2022 3* OG, Scottsdale (Saguaro), AZ (Committed)
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Let's ask @RuffaloSoldier
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The target audience of the answer doesn’t have a multi million dollar contract, for them it’s a Hail Mary. Carruth still had the fourth quarter and OT.FremontTroll said:RatherBeBrewing said:
Wait, what’s the Hail Mary?RatherBeBrewing said:
Is it not hiring a hit man to take out your pregnant girlfriend and unborn baby?
The Hail Mary is described as a long shot. Carruth must not have considered it one, as they were using a .38 snub nose.
There were other alternatives. Below are just a few of the things Carruth could have done.
I remember a friend in high school doing one of these at a Burger King, if at a McDonald’s its known as a Henry Tootoot. If you’re drunk and crash into the drive through it’s a Darren Carrington. I went off topic, back to the playbook:
Pick Six aka snatch from the snatch:
Leave the NFL, move to the land down under to play rugby:
If Rae Carruth really wanted to fly solo he had options:
Then blame the foreigner:
If he had just waited until 2001 it didn’t even need to be a foreign born teammate:
The ‘everyone will forget‘ option. Just be better at football, win a Super Bowl, change the spelling of your first name:
Introduce baby mama to some new friends:
Invest in better contractors:
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Some kids in high school staged a fake Taco Bell bag snatching to get 2 for price of 1 but some Good Samaritan followed them to where the car picked up the snatcher and called the police lol.
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Christ. Get a fucking life Mr Good Samaritan.FremontTroll said:Some kids in high school staged a fake Taco Bell bag snatching to get 2 for price of 1 but some Good Samaritan followed them to where the car picked up the snatcher and called the police lol.
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@Doog_de_JourTommySQC said:
Christ. Get a fucking life Mr Good Samaritan.FremontTroll said:Some kids in high school staged a fake Taco Bell bag snatching to get 2 for price of 1 but some Good Samaritan followed them to where the car picked up the snatcher and called the police lol.
Imagine following some teenage boys...sheesh -
The irony of saying this on a message board where grown men follow teenage boy football players.TommySQC said:
Christ. Get a fucking life Mr Good Samaritan.FremontTroll said:Some kids in high school staged a fake Taco Bell bag snatching to get 2 for price of 1 but some Good Samaritan followed them to where the car picked up the snatcher and called the police lol.
Imagine following some teenage boys...sheesh -
I assumed it was chintentionalRoadDawg55 said:
The irony of saying this on a message board where grown men follow teenage boy football players.TommySQC said:
Christ. Get a fucking life Mr Good Samaritan.FremontTroll said:Some kids in high school staged a fake Taco Bell bag snatching to get 2 for price of 1 but some Good Samaritan followed them to where the car picked up the snatcher and called the police lol.
Imagine following some teenage boys...sheesh -
Poor kids. At that age it's hard to fathom how many adults are actually sad little cunts.FremontTroll said:Some kids in high school staged a fake Taco Bell bag snatching to get 2 for price of 1 but some Good Samaritan followed them to where the car picked up the snatcher and called the police lol.
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it wasdnc said:
I assumed it was chintentionalRoadDawg55 said:
The irony of saying this on a message board where grown men follow teenage boy football players.TommySQC said:
Christ. Get a fucking life Mr Good Samaritan.FremontTroll said:Some kids in high school staged a fake Taco Bell bag snatching to get 2 for price of 1 but some Good Samaritan followed them to where the car picked up the snatcher and called the police lol.
Imagine following some teenage boys...sheesh -
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@PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?
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What’s his 40 time?Baseman said:@PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?
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Figure me in the mix but FO's here can be endearing just as they can be negative.CallMeBigErn said:
I'm all chins for @PapaBrailsford. Just wondering who's gonna be the first to give him the FO and hear a knock at their door. I have a few in mind.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Of coarse that would be @CallMeBigErnCallMeBigErn said:
Who's gonna be the first to give @PapaBrailsford a Fuck Off?PapaBrailsford said:
Hello, from Arizona...and thank you to the person that directed me here. Our family is really excited about Parker's commitment to UW. Go Dawgs!ROOFDOOGINS said:I also feel like we need to get his dad on Hardcore Husky. He has potential to be up there with Papa Odunze, and is an actual army ranger.
https://twitter.com/PLBinAZ
@PapaBrailsford ignore this terminally negative jerk
There is FO and there is FO.
Papa might say, 'Yeah Parker trucked this guy.' and it's like 'FO, serious?!'
Then there is a TruBlu or DJ Duck post and we say, 'FO! LEAVE.'
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4.58backthepack said:
What’s his 40 time?Baseman said:@PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?
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😲😲😲Baseman said:
4.58backthepack said:
What’s his 40 time?Baseman said:@PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?
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WHATBaseman said:
4.58backthepack said:
What’s his 40 time?Baseman said:@PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?
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Is this true @PapaBrailsford?Baseman said:
4.58backthepack said:
What’s his 40 time?Baseman said:@PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?
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Where are you going with all this?RatherBeBrewing said:
The target audience of the answer doesn’t have a multi million dollar contract, for them it’s a Hail Mary. Carruth still had the fourth quarter and OT.FremontTroll said:RatherBeBrewing said:
Wait, what’s the Hail Mary?RatherBeBrewing said:
Is it not hiring a hit man to take out your pregnant girlfriend and unborn baby?
The Hail Mary is described as a long shot. Carruth must not have considered it one, as they were using a .38 snub nose.
There were other alternatives. Below are just a few of the things Carruth could have done.
I remember a friend in high school doing one of these at a Burger King, if at a McDonald’s its known as a Henry Tootoot. If you’re drunk and crash into the drive through it’s a Darren Carrington. I went off topic, back to the playbook:
Pick Six aka snatch from the snatch:
Leave the NFL, move to the land down under to play rugby:
If Rae Carruth really wanted to fly solo he had options:
Then blame the foreigner:
If he had just waited until 2001 it didn’t even need to be a foreign born teammate:
The ‘everyone will forget‘ option. Just be better at football, win a Super Bowl, change the spelling of your first name:
Introduce baby mama to some new friends:
Invest in better contractors: -
See what happens when you leave for a while?
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Baseman said:
@PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?
He ran an electronic timed 4.8 40.backthepack said:
What’s his 40 time?Baseman said:@PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?
As you can see he is a very lean 260-265. Coach Huff plans to use him at Center. I wouldn’t be surprised if he is used in some packages as an H early on, but he is definitely being recruited to play Center…that much has been made very clear. I get the sense that they plan to make him a lean 295-300 (very fast) Center.
I talked with Coach Socha on Friday and asked him what weight he wanted Parker to show up at…(he’s been keeping his weight at 260-265 because he expects to play OL/DL this year at SagU. Coach Socha told us to show up in shape. He “wants bullets, not bowling balls.” He said, “you don’t need to be 300 pounds.” He stated that if he shows up with a bunch of bad weight, then they have to spend several months getting rid of the bad weight before they can really get after it. He assured us that if Parker shows up in shape, he’ll put the right kind of weight on him.
I met a lot of the UW targets this weekend and if there was a “physical” theme, I’d say they all looked like athletes…in every sense of the word. -
Thought I would get a few takers with 4.58....an electric 4.8 is moving for a kid his sizePapaBrailsford said:Baseman said:@PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?
He ran an electronic timed 4.8 40.backthepack said:
What’s his 40 time?Baseman said:@PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?
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And his electronic 40 was on turf, not a track. Rumors of a 4.58…we’ll, I don’t count hand held timers.
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Push ups, sit ups, and a 2 mile run sounds like a good routine for your son.PapaBrailsford said:Baseman said:@PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?
He ran an electronic timed 4.8 40.backthepack said:
What’s his 40 time?Baseman said:@PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?
As you can see he is a very lean 260-265. Coach Huff plans to use him at Center. I wouldn’t be surprised if he is used in some packages as an H early on, but he is definitely being recruited to play Center…that much has been made very clear. I get the sense that they plan to make him a lean 295-300 (very fast) Center.
I talked with Coach Socha on Friday and asked him what weight he wanted Parker to show up at…(he’s been keeping his weight at 260-265 because he expects to play OL/DL this year at SagU. Coach Socha told us to show up in shape. He “wants bullets, not bowling balls.” He said, “you don’t need to be 300 pounds.” He stated that if he shows up with a bunch of bad weight, then they have to spend several months getting rid of the bad weight before they can really get after it. He assured us that if Parker shows up in shape, he’ll put the right kind of weight on him.
I met a lot of the UW targets this weekend and if there was a “physical” theme, I’d say they all looked like athletes…in every sense of the word. -
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Roll with it. Just wait till your boy ends up on 5 Reasons in all caps.PapaBrailsford said:And his electronic 40 was on turf, not a track. Rumors of a 4.58…we’ll, I don’t count hand held timers.
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1. Dylan "DMo" Morris - He will be the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has four games of college and four years of high school under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.Baseman said:.
Roll with it. Just wait till your boy ends up on 5 Reasons in all caps.PapaBrailsford said:And his electronic 40 was on turf, not a track. Rumors of a 4.58…we’ll, I don’t count hand held timers.
2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line; they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Kirkland, Curne, Ossai, Adams, Papa Brailsford. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
3. Gregory - New Defensive Scheme this year and a new attitude. Every UW player has spoken out about the difference between last year's defense and the one we will see this season. We will see a much improved defense on 9/4/21. The Grizzlies had better be ready.
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest UW team in years. Jalen McMillan, Rome Odunze, Race Porter, Jordan Polk and Marvin Kassim. The newbies are inexperienced but will bring something that Montana hasn't seen this season -- and that's speed!
5. Time of Possession - I think UW can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep Hauck's offense off of the field, the better chance UW has to win the game.
I think UW wins rather easily, say 34-17? -
Shut up.
You had me at Ossai. Or maybe Kasim. -
Espn has your son rated as an 80 4 star nice!
http://www.espn.com/college-sports/football/recruiting/school/_/id/264/class/2022 -
A couole of things missing that all of the great five reasons contain:dnc said:
1. Dylan "DMo" Morris - He will be the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has four games of college and four years of high school under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.Baseman said:.
Roll with it. Just wait till your boy ends up on 5 Reasons in all caps.PapaBrailsford said:And his electronic 40 was on turf, not a track. Rumors of a 4.58…we’ll, I don’t count hand held timers.
2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line; they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Kirkland, Curne, Ossai, Adams, Papa Brailsford. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
3. Gregory - New Defensive Scheme this year and a new attitude. Every UW player has spoken out about the difference between last year's defense and the one we will see this season. We will see a much improved defense on 9/4/21. The Grizzlies had better be ready.
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest UW team in years. Jalen McMillan, Rome Odunze, Race Porter, Jordan Polk and Marvin Kassim. The newbies are inexperienced but will bring something that Montana hasn't seen this season -- and that's speed!
5. Time of Possession - I think UW can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep Hauck's offense off of the field, the better chance UW has to win the game.
I think UW wins rather easily, say 34-17?
Center
White and Frisbee listed as separate players
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You left out CENTER????dnc said:
1. Dylan "DMo" Morris - He will be the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has four games of college and four years of high school under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.Baseman said:.
Roll with it. Just wait till your boy ends up on 5 Reasons in all caps.PapaBrailsford said:And his electronic 40 was on turf, not a track. Rumors of a 4.58…we’ll, I don’t count hand held timers.
2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line; they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Kirkland, Curne, Ossai, Adams, Papa Brailsford. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
3. Gregory - New Defensive Scheme this year and a new attitude. Every UW player has spoken out about the difference between last year's defense and the one we will see this season. We will see a much improved defense on 9/4/21. The Grizzlies had better be ready.
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest UW team in years. Jalen McMillan, Rome Odunze, Race Porter, Jordan Polk and Marvin Kassim. The newbies are inexperienced but will bring something that Montana hasn't seen this season -- and that's speed!
5. Time of Possession - I think UW can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep Hauck's offense off of the field, the better chance UW has to win the game.
I think UW wins rather easily, say 34-17?
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