Southern Cal Vs. Alabama in 2016
USC announces they will play Alabama in 2016 at AT&T Stadium.
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) July 16, 2014
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All three of Sark's chins are going to get plungered.
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Swaye said:
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It's like we share the same brain.dnc said: -
Classy thread.
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CAN'T WAIT.
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Give me Alabama and I'll give the points as long as it is under 20 ... abundance
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Guess that makes us a couple of fucking halfbrainsSwaye said:
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Even the fucktards at barstool get it.
"by embarrassing1234 on July 16, 2014 at 12:43 pm
So USC is getting blown out to open the season? Got it
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What are the chances that Sark gets fired after 2 years? I don't know the details of his CONTRACT, but if SC gets plungered a few times, or if Pat HadenFS gets replaced, it's possible that Sark will not be coaching this game.
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here's where you can make some money on that game... regardless of the spread before the game, wait til halftime and when the 2nd half spread is announced, you'll know how Saban will adjust and Corky won't so the 2nd half will be awesome - especially the 17 scripted plays to start the 2nd half where Saban has every single play sniffed out in advance. You will see Sark bury his head so deep under his oversized playcard that you may not even see his face and only be able to see whatever doofus hat he's wearing for the rest of the game. should be fun.
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I hope the airport has a nice lounge for sark to wait in for a ride home after the game.
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Disagree. Bama will be playing backups most of the second half. Sark will probably burn a few redshirts for a handful of plays only to not play them anymore all year, but we know he hates playing his backup QB even in blowouts. SC might cover in the second half.Meek said:here's where you can make some money on that game... regardless of the spread before the game, wait til halftime and when the 2nd half spread is announced, you'll know how Saban will adjust and Corky won't so the 2nd half will be awesome - especially the 17 scripted plays to start the 2nd half where Saban has every single play sniffed out in advance. You will see Sark bury his head so deep under his oversized playcard that you may not even see his face and only be able to see whatever doofus hat he's wearing for the rest of the game. should be fun.
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I could see it going either Meek or your way. They will either get plungered right off the bus and Saban will run it into 9 man fronts for the entire second half and bleed the clock out. Or USC will only be down 7 or 10 despite getting thoroughly outplayed in the first half. In that case, Alabama will plunger them in the second half. Either way it will be interesting.dnc said:
Disagree. Bama will be playing backups most of the second half. Sark will probably burn a few redshirts for a handful of plays only to not play them anymore all year, but we know he hates playing his backup QB even in blowouts. SC might cover in the second half.Meek said:here's where you can make some money on that game... regardless of the spread before the game, wait til halftime and when the 2nd half spread is announced, you'll know how Saban will adjust and Corky won't so the 2nd half will be awesome - especially the 17 scripted plays to start the 2nd half where Saban has every single play sniffed out in advance. You will see Sark bury his head so deep under his oversized playcard that you may not even see his face and only be able to see whatever doofus hat he's wearing for the rest of the game. should be fun.
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if you're Nick Satan and you have a chance to bare pickle mighty USC on national TV in a football hotbed like Texas while writing your narrative to get into the playoffs... you don't let off the gas in the second half.
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they will spend the week before the game at the beach in hopes of getting comfortable with tides.
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So will sark be bringing an elephant to practice that week?
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Would it be wrong to cheer for $C here? They win and Sark would be there for looooooooong time.
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Disagree. USC has high standards. One big non conference win won't mean shit if he's only winning 8-10 games. He needs playoff appearances and BCS Bowls. Anyways, it's a moot point because they aren't winning the game and Sark won't last long.HuskyJW said:Would it be wrong to cheer for $C here? They win and Sark would be there for looooooooong time.
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My vote is for trolling them on every bored with our support for Sark. Fight on!!!!1
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Sark better be sure he has a ride home from LAX.
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How can Sark get fired after 2 years when he has a CONTRACT that says he's going to be employed by more than 2 years?Dardanus said:What are the chances that Sark gets fired after 2 years? I don't know the details of his CONTRACT, but if SC gets plungered a few times, or if Pat HadenFS gets replaced, it's possible that Sark will not be coaching this game.
That wouldn't be very sporting of PatHadenFS to not allow Sark to play out his CONTRACT ... that's not following the script for those that need more time. -
If Vegas was smart, they'd ban all members of Hardcore Husky from Vegas that weekend as we'd clean up on the game lines in book and celebrate by bringing an abundance of hookers and blow into the book.
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You act like the Vegas hooker and blow money doesn't go right back to the casinosTequilla said:If Vegas was smart, they'd ban all members of Hardcore Husky from Vegas that weekend as we'd clean up on the game lines in book and celebrate by bringing an abundance of hookers and blow into the book.
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Oregon deserves a shot at Alabama more than U$C. Both programs are prickish/elitist so it makes since they're playing each other. Alabama are also pussies because they're taking on one of the shittier teams in the PAC 12. They'll probably parade it as some great accomplishment when they knock USC's teeth in.
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They're dog shit now. HTH.Meek said:if you're Nick Satan and you have a chance to bare pickle once mighty USC on national TV in a football hotbed like Texas while writing your narrative to get into the playoffs... you don't let off the gas in the second half.
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Sabans doing Oregon a favor by not scheduling them.oregonblitzkrieg said:Oregon deserves a shot at Alabama more than U$C. Both programs are prickish/elitist so it makes since they're playing each other. Alabama are also pussies because they're taking on one of the shittier teams in the PAC 12. They'll probably parade it as some great accomplishment when they knock USC's teeth in.
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Saban's a pussy. He has trouble with fast no huddle teams with mobile QB's. Of course he wouldn't schedule Oregon.dnc said:
Sabans doing Oregon a favor by not scheduling them.oregonblitzkrieg said:Oregon deserves a shot at Alabama more than U$C. Both programs are prickish/elitist so it makes since they're playing each other. Alabama are also pussies because they're taking on one of the shittier teams in the PAC 12. They'll probably parade it as some great accomplishment when they knock USC's teeth in.
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you know that and I know that, but the morons at ESPN still talk about USC like they're the old USC. ESPN and everyone else will play this up as a matchup between the 2 top programs of all time and thus it will be marketed as mighty USC. Cook it. HTHoregonblitzkrieg said:
They're dog shit now. HTH.Meek said:if you're Nick Satan and you have a chance to bare pickle once mighty USC on national TV in a football hotbed like Texas while writing your narrative to get into the playoffs... you don't let off the gas in the second half.
