Southern Cal Vs. Alabama in 2016

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

USC announces they will play Alabama in 2016 at AT&T Stadium.

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) July 16, 2014

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Swaye

All three of Sark's chins are going to get plungered.

dnc

Swaye said:

dnc said:

Swaye said:

All three of Sark's chins are going to get plungered.

Disagree

I hope that after the video cut off she licked the carrots clean then they slapped her in the face with the carrots. Keep it real.

Swaye

dnc said:

Swaye said:

dnc said:

Swaye said:

All three of Sark's chins are going to get plungered.

Disagree

I hope that after the video cut off she licked the carrots clean then they slapped her in the face with the carrots. Keep it real.

It's like we share the same brain.

PurpleJ

Classy thread.

Cucumbers > Carrots

no_uh

CAN'T WAIT.

Tequilla

Give me Alabama and I'll give the points as long as it is under 20 ... abundance

dnc

Swaye said:

dnc said:

Swaye said:

dnc said:

Swaye said:

All three of Sark's chins are going to get plungered.

Disagree

I hope that after the video cut off she licked the carrots clean then they slapped her in the face with the carrots. Keep it real.

It's like we share the same brain.

Guess that makes us a couple of fucking halfbrains

PurpleJ

barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/super-page/usc-to-play-alabama-at-cowboys-stadium-to-kick-off-2016-college-football-season/

Even the fucktards at barstool get it.

"by embarrassing1234 on July 16, 2014 at 12:43 pm
So USC is getting blown out to open the season? Got it
Up: 44Down: 4"

Dardanus

What are the chances that Sark gets fired after 2 years? I don't know the details of his CONTRACT, but if SC gets plungered a few times, or if Pat HadenFS gets replaced, it's possible that Sark will not be coaching this game.

Meek

here's where you can make some money on that game... regardless of the spread before the game, wait til halftime and when the 2nd half spread is announced, you'll know how Saban will adjust and Corky won't so the 2nd half will be awesome - especially the 17 scripted plays to start the 2nd half where Saban has every single play sniffed out in advance. You will see Sark bury his head so deep under his oversized playcard that you may not even see his face and only be able to see whatever doofus hat he's wearing for the rest of the game. should be fun.

SpoonieLuv

I hope the airport has a nice lounge for sark to wait in for a ride home after the game.

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Meek said:

here's where you can make some money on that game... regardless of the spread before the game, wait til halftime and when the 2nd half spread is announced, you'll know how Saban will adjust and Corky won't so the 2nd half will be awesome - especially the 17 scripted plays to start the 2nd half where Saban has every single play sniffed out in advance. You will see Sark bury his head so deep under his oversized playcard that you may not even see his face and only be able to see whatever doofus hat he's wearing for the rest of the game. should be fun.

Disagree. Bama will be playing backups most of the second half. Sark will probably burn a few redshirts for a handful of plays only to not play them anymore all year, but we know he hates playing his backup QB even in blowouts. SC might cover in the second half.

RoadDawg55

dnc said:

Meek said:

here's where you can make some money on that game... regardless of the spread before the game, wait til halftime and when the 2nd half spread is announced, you'll know how Saban will adjust and Corky won't so the 2nd half will be awesome - especially the 17 scripted plays to start the 2nd half where Saban has every single play sniffed out in advance. You will see Sark bury his head so deep under his oversized playcard that you may not even see his face and only be able to see whatever doofus hat he's wearing for the rest of the game. should be fun.

Disagree. Bama will be playing backups most of the second half. Sark will probably burn a few redshirts for a handful of plays only to not play them anymore all year, but we know he hates playing his backup QB even in blowouts. SC might cover in the second half.

I could see it going either Meek or your way. They will either get plungered right off the bus and Saban will run it into 9 man fronts for the entire second half and bleed the clock out. Or USC will only be down 7 or 10 despite getting thoroughly outplayed in the first half. In that case, Alabama will plunger them in the second half. Either way it will be interesting.

Meek

if you're Nick Satan and you have a chance to bare pickle mighty USC on national TV in a football hotbed like Texas while writing your narrative to get into the playoffs... you don't let off the gas in the second half.

UWerentThereMan

they will spend the week before the game at the beach in hopes of getting comfortable with tides.
10/10 will fail miserably

dhdawg

So will sark be bringing an elephant to practice that week?

PurpleJ

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karenia_brevis

HuskyJW

Would it be wrong to cheer for $C here? They win and Sark would be there for looooooooong time.

RoadDawg55

HuskyJW said:

Would it be wrong to cheer for $C here? They win and Sark would be there for looooooooong time.

Disagree. USC has high standards. One big non conference win won't mean shit if he's only winning 8-10 games. He needs playoff appearances and BCS Bowls. Anyways, it's a moot point because they aren't winning the game and Sark won't last long.