Update from the Mariners


Show your papers and you can watch a game, outside, without a mask covering your face
No word yet if T-Mobile park will also be providing separate water fountains for the vaxxed and unvaxxed, or if designated seating on the bus to the ballpark will be allowed
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Can we just get the unvaccinated people to sew some kind of symbol onto their clothing so that we can tell immediately who is and who isn't vaccinated? I've heard of that working before.
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Like a star or something so it really stands out.SFGbob said:Can we just get the unvaccinated people to sew some kind of symbol onto their clothing so that we can tell immediately who is and who isn't vaccinated? I've heard of that working before.
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I forgot they renamed the stadium. Do people still call it "The Safe"?
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So add baseball ushers to store clerks forced to enforce the state's illegal and unscientific mandate
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Just like the Holocaust, obviously.
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Get your proof off of Ebay for $5.99. My "vaccination certificate" looks as easy to fake as a 1972 driver's license when I went off to college.
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The mark of the beast in full effect
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Better seats for Benny!!!
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I guarantee they will have some douchebag employee that will love enforcing this and feeling important.
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Imagine living in a magical, happy land like Bend, OR and caring about Mariners baseball.
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@HHusky is his nameRoadDawg55 said:I guarantee they will have some douchebag employee that will love enforcing this and feeling important.
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Because showing your papers to move freely in society never ends poorly....HHusky said:Just like the Holocaust, obviously.
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I hope my Red V Tattoo on my forehead will work
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Just think about all the free time you’ll have this summer....Won’t be able to go anywhere or do anything.RoadDawg55 said:I guarantee they will have some douchebag employee that will love enforcing this and feeling important.
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Wouldn’t expect anything lessWestlinnDuck said:Get your proof off of Ebay for $5.99. My "vaccination certificate" looks as easy to fake as a 1972 driver's license when I went off to college.
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From the guy who votes for a political party that compares asking for a photo ID to living in the Jim Crow South.HHusky said:Just like the Holocaust, obviously.
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What's worse, being a Mariners fan or call Flea your good buddy?YellowSnow said:Imagine living in a magical, happy land like Bend, OR and caring about Mariners baseball.
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One more reason not to visit Seattle.
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Well, the OP guy got my joke you miserable bastard.SFGbob said:
What's worse, being a Mariners fan or call Flea your good buddy?YellowSnow said:Imagine living in a magical, happy land like Bend, OR and caring about Mariners baseball.
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Says the guy who calls Flea his good buddy. That's got a be the dictionary definition of being miserable. Your conversations must be fascinating. A veritable recreation of the Algonquin Round Table.YellowSnow said:
Well, the OP guy got my joke you miserable bastard.SFGbob said:
What's worse, being a Mariners fan or call Flea your good buddy?YellowSnow said:Imagine living in a magical, happy land like Bend, OR and caring about Mariners baseball.
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Yep, Bob, my name’s on the fucking building because I’m a boring dud.SFGbob said:
Says the guy who calls Flea his good buddy. That's got a be the dictionary definition of being miserable. Your conversations must be fascinating. A veritable recreation of the Algonquin Round Table.YellowSnow said:
Well, the OP guy got my joke you miserable bastard.SFGbob said:
What's worse, being a Mariners fan or call Flea your good buddy?YellowSnow said:Imagine living in a magical, happy land like Bend, OR and caring about Mariners baseball.
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I’m really confused ...SFGbob said:
From the guy who votes for a political party that compares asking for a photo ID to living in the Jim Crow South.HHusky said:Just like the Holocaust, obviously.
At least to miserable old fucks.
To electronically file my taxes I had to have things like a driver’s license to verify my identity
Apparently to get a refund from the government proving I’m me matters ... but voting for elected representatives ... verifying that I’m the one actually making the vote is seemingly optional -
Flea is my boySFGbob said:
What's worse, being a Mariners fan or call Flea your good buddy?YellowSnow said:Imagine living in a magical, happy land like Bend, OR and caring about Mariners baseball.
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RacistTequilla said:
I’m really confused ...SFGbob said:
From the guy who votes for a political party that compares asking for a photo ID to living in the Jim Crow South.HHusky said:Just like the Holocaust, obviously.
At least to miserable old fucks.
To electronically file my taxes I had to have things like a driver’s license to verify my identity
Apparently to get a refund from the government proving I’m me matters ... but voting for elected representatives ... verifying that I’m the one actually making the vote is seemingly optional -
HuskyJW said:
Just think about all the free time you’ll have this summer....Won’t be able to go anywhere or do anything.RoadDawg55 said:I guarantee they will have some douchebag employee that will love enforcing this and feeling important.
Get those DIY projects ready
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Obviously. The same cunts that loved going around busting people for sitting in 100 level seats when the stadium had 7000 people in it.RoadDawg55 said:I guarantee they will have some douchebag employee that will love enforcing this and feeling important.
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I like angry flea the best.Pitchfork51 said:
Flea is my boySFGbob said:
What's worse, being a Mariners fan or call Flea your good buddy?YellowSnow said:Imagine living in a magical, happy land like Bend, OR and caring about Mariners baseball.
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I want to video angry flea at the boat ramp when Bass Pro New Boater gets stuck backing his boat trailer down.
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I'd like funny Flea if he'd ever show up. Never seen him.MikeDamone said:
I like angry flea the best.Pitchfork51 said:
Flea is my boySFGbob said:
What's worse, being a Mariners fan or call Flea your good buddy?YellowSnow said:Imagine living in a magical, happy land like Bend, OR and caring about Mariners baseball.