Update from the Mariners

BendDawg24

Show your papers and you can watch a game, outside, without a mask covering your face

No word yet if T-Mobile park will also be providing separate water fountains for the vaxxed and unvaxxed, or if designated seating on the bus to the ballpark will be allowed

SFGbob

Can we just get the unvaccinated people to sew some kind of symbol onto their clothing so that we can tell immediately who is and who isn't vaccinated? I've heard of that working before.

MikeDamone

SFGbob said:

Can we just get the unvaccinated people to sew some kind of symbol onto their clothing so that we can tell immediately who is and who isn't vaccinated? I've heard of that working before.

Like a star or something so it really stands out.

alumni94

I forgot they renamed the stadium. Do people still call it "The Safe"?

RaceBannon

So add baseball ushers to store clerks forced to enforce the state's illegal and unscientific mandate

I got your proof right here

HHusky

Just like the Holocaust, obviously.

At least to miserable old fucks.

WestlinnDuck

Get your proof off of Ebay for $5.99. My "vaccination certificate" looks as easy to fake as a 1972 driver's license when I went off to college.

greenblood

The mark of the beast in full effect

haie

Better seats for Benny!!!

RoadDawg55

I guarantee they will have some douchebag employee that will love enforcing this and feeling important.

YellowSnow

Imagine living in a magical, happy land like Bend, OR and caring about Mariners baseball.

RaceBannon

RoadDawg55 said:

I guarantee they will have some douchebag employee that will love enforcing this and feeling important.

@HHusky is his name

MikeDamone

HHusky said:

Just like the Holocaust, obviously.

At least to miserable old fucks.

Because showing your papers to move freely in society never ends poorly....

LebamDawg

I hope my Red V Tattoo on my forehead will work

HuskyJW

RoadDawg55 said:

I guarantee they will have some douchebag employee that will love enforcing this and feeling important.

Just think about all the free time you’ll have this summer....Won’t be able to go anywhere or do anything.

Get those DIY projects ready

HuskyJW

WestlinnDuck said:

Get your proof off of Ebay for $5.99. My "vaccination certificate" looks as easy to fake as a 1972 driver's license when I went off to college.

Wouldn’t expect anything less

WestLinnFake

SFGbob

HHusky said:

Just like the Holocaust, obviously.

At least to miserable old fucks.

From the guy who votes for a political party that compares asking for a photo ID to living in the Jim Crow South.

SFGbob

YellowSnow said:

Imagine living in a magical, happy land like Bend, OR and caring about Mariners baseball.

What's worse, being a Mariners fan or call Flea your good buddy?

PurpleThrobber

One more reason not to visit Seattle.

How ‘bout them Rangers?

YellowSnow

SFGbob said:

YellowSnow said:

Imagine living in a magical, happy land like Bend, OR and caring about Mariners baseball.

What's worse, being a Mariners fan or call Flea your good buddy?

Well, the OP guy got my joke you miserable bastard.

SFGbob

YellowSnow said:

SFGbob said:

YellowSnow said:

Imagine living in a magical, happy land like Bend, OR and caring about Mariners baseball.

What's worse, being a Mariners fan or call Flea your good buddy?

Well, the OP guy got my joke you miserable bastard.

Says the guy who calls Flea his good buddy. That's got a be the dictionary definition of being miserable. Your conversations must be fascinating. A veritable recreation of the Algonquin Round Table.