The racist horror is real
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I didn’t realize you’re black.Bendintheriver said:
1988 Million Dollar Saloon strip joint, Dallas, TX. Walking in the front door with some buddies and a big old cadillac with the horns on the front of the hood pulled up. Guy flipped me a $20 and his keys and asked me park it where it would safe. Took the $20, parked it and as I was coming back to the front door I was told by the valet that if I gave up the $20 i could go in. If not there would be no admittance. Flipped him the $20, went in and then was screamed at by the owner of the caddy. What a great night that was. We still are having a good laugh over that.georgiaduck said:Couple of years ago I flew from Boston to Raleigh to catch up with my family at a soccer tournament. Went up to my room and changed out of my suit grabbed a drink at the bar and met up with the rest of the parents. I started to settle down with the group when a couple of other guests looked at me and asked if I was their Uber driver. I stood up grabbed my drink and told them yes and to just wait right there.
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Every time I wear this around town I get asked for a corn dog. Pisses me off.
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Same here but they think I'm a cowboy. It's totally racist to assume I'm a cowboy just because I dress like this. -
So your story is about how you were conned into doing a job for free and got bullied by a teenage valet? I can see why "we're" still laughing at that.Bendintheriver said:
1988 Million Dollar Saloon strip joint, Dallas, TX. Walking in the front door with some buddies and a big old cadillac with the horns on the front of the hood pulled up. Guy flipped me a $20 and his keys and asked me park it where it would safe. Took the $20, parked it and as I was coming back to the front door I was told by the valet that if I gave up the $20 i could go in. If not there would be no admittance. Flipped him the $20, went in and then was screamed at by the owner of the caddy. What a great night that was. We still are having a good laugh over that.georgiaduck said:Couple of years ago I flew from Boston to Raleigh to catch up with my family at a soccer tournament. Went up to my room and changed out of my suit grabbed a drink at the bar and met up with the rest of the parents. I started to settle down with the group when a couple of other guests looked at me and asked if I was their Uber driver. I stood up grabbed my drink and told them yes and to just wait right there.
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Yeah, that's what the story is about. You go ahead and make it whatever you want. I am sure the teenage boy thing you conjured up out of thin air is getting you all hot and bothered. Go do the pedophile gay thing on your own time.GreenRiverGatorz said:
So your story is about how you were conned into doing a job for free and got bullied by a teenage valet? I can see why "we're" still laughing at that.Bendintheriver said:
1988 Million Dollar Saloon strip joint, Dallas, TX. Walking in the front door with some buddies and a big old cadillac with the horns on the front of the hood pulled up. Guy flipped me a $20 and his keys and asked me park it where it would safe. Took the $20, parked it and as I was coming back to the front door I was told by the valet that if I gave up the $20 i could go in. If not there would be no admittance. Flipped him the $20, went in and then was screamed at by the owner of the caddy. What a great night that was. We still are having a good laugh over that.georgiaduck said:Couple of years ago I flew from Boston to Raleigh to catch up with my family at a soccer tournament. Went up to my room and changed out of my suit grabbed a drink at the bar and met up with the rest of the parents. I started to settle down with the group when a couple of other guests looked at me and asked if I was their Uber driver. I stood up grabbed my drink and told them yes and to just wait right there.
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In your mind all valet's are black? Hmm......MikeDamone said:
I didn’t realize you’re black.Bendintheriver said:
1988 Million Dollar Saloon strip joint, Dallas, TX. Walking in the front door with some buddies and a big old cadillac with the horns on the front of the hood pulled up. Guy flipped me a $20 and his keys and asked me park it where it would safe. Took the $20, parked it and as I was coming back to the front door I was told by the valet that if I gave up the $20 i could go in. If not there would be no admittance. Flipped him the $20, went in and then was screamed at by the owner of the caddy. What a great night that was. We still are having a good laugh over that.georgiaduck said:Couple of years ago I flew from Boston to Raleigh to catch up with my family at a soccer tournament. Went up to my room and changed out of my suit grabbed a drink at the bar and met up with the rest of the parents. I started to settle down with the group when a couple of other guests looked at me and asked if I was their Uber driver. I stood up grabbed my drink and told them yes and to just wait right there.
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They aren’t?Bendintheriver said:
In your mind all valet's are black? Hmm......MikeDamone said:
I didn’t realize you’re black.Bendintheriver said:
1988 Million Dollar Saloon strip joint, Dallas, TX. Walking in the front door with some buddies and a big old cadillac with the horns on the front of the hood pulled up. Guy flipped me a $20 and his keys and asked me park it where it would safe. Took the $20, parked it and as I was coming back to the front door I was told by the valet that if I gave up the $20 i could go in. If not there would be no admittance. Flipped him the $20, went in and then was screamed at by the owner of the caddy. What a great night that was. We still are having a good laugh over that.georgiaduck said:Couple of years ago I flew from Boston to Raleigh to catch up with my family at a soccer tournament. Went up to my room and changed out of my suit grabbed a drink at the bar and met up with the rest of the parents. I started to settle down with the group when a couple of other guests looked at me and asked if I was their Uber driver. I stood up grabbed my drink and told them yes and to just wait right there.
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They aren't in LA. Don't know about Atlanta.MikeDamone said:
They aren’t?Bendintheriver said:
In your mind all valet's are black? Hmm......MikeDamone said:
I didn’t realize you’re black.Bendintheriver said:
1988 Million Dollar Saloon strip joint, Dallas, TX. Walking in the front door with some buddies and a big old cadillac with the horns on the front of the hood pulled up. Guy flipped me a $20 and his keys and asked me park it where it would safe. Took the $20, parked it and as I was coming back to the front door I was told by the valet that if I gave up the $20 i could go in. If not there would be no admittance. Flipped him the $20, went in and then was screamed at by the owner of the caddy. What a great night that was. We still are having a good laugh over that.georgiaduck said:Couple of years ago I flew from Boston to Raleigh to catch up with my family at a soccer tournament. Went up to my room and changed out of my suit grabbed a drink at the bar and met up with the rest of the parents. I started to settle down with the group when a couple of other guests looked at me and asked if I was their Uber driver. I stood up grabbed my drink and told them yes and to just wait right there.
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Huh...I’ll be damnedSFGbob said:
They aren't in LA. Don't know about Atlanta.MikeDamone said:
They aren’t?Bendintheriver said:
In your mind all valet's are black? Hmm......MikeDamone said:
I didn’t realize you’re black.Bendintheriver said:
1988 Million Dollar Saloon strip joint, Dallas, TX. Walking in the front door with some buddies and a big old cadillac with the horns on the front of the hood pulled up. Guy flipped me a $20 and his keys and asked me park it where it would safe. Took the $20, parked it and as I was coming back to the front door I was told by the valet that if I gave up the $20 i could go in. If not there would be no admittance. Flipped him the $20, went in and then was screamed at by the owner of the caddy. What a great night that was. We still are having a good laugh over that.georgiaduck said:Couple of years ago I flew from Boston to Raleigh to catch up with my family at a soccer tournament. Went up to my room and changed out of my suit grabbed a drink at the bar and met up with the rest of the parents. I started to settle down with the group when a couple of other guests looked at me and asked if I was their Uber driver. I stood up grabbed my drink and told them yes and to just wait right there.
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Nope. Valeting is an equal opportunity employer around here.SFGbob said:
They aren't in LA. Don't know about Atlanta.MikeDamone said:
They aren’t?Bendintheriver said:
In your mind all valet's are black? Hmm......MikeDamone said:
I didn’t realize you’re black.Bendintheriver said:
1988 Million Dollar Saloon strip joint, Dallas, TX. Walking in the front door with some buddies and a big old cadillac with the horns on the front of the hood pulled up. Guy flipped me a $20 and his keys and asked me park it where it would safe. Took the $20, parked it and as I was coming back to the front door I was told by the valet that if I gave up the $20 i could go in. If not there would be no admittance. Flipped him the $20, went in and then was screamed at by the owner of the caddy. What a great night that was. We still are having a good laugh over that.georgiaduck said:Couple of years ago I flew from Boston to Raleigh to catch up with my family at a soccer tournament. Went up to my room and changed out of my suit grabbed a drink at the bar and met up with the rest of the parents. I started to settle down with the group when a couple of other guests looked at me and asked if I was their Uber driver. I stood up grabbed my drink and told them yes and to just wait right there.
