Millennials? Your generation is Fucked. The Zombies have conquered you already.
Can't even swing a hammer to save their lives. Imagine these kids trying to change a tire. Impossible.
So fucked. Oh, so fucked.
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Carpentry is hard with a mask on.
Its ironic that a group in favor of extinction care about their health
Do the planet a favor and die -
Maybe if they could hold a chisel straight...
"Generation Fucked."
Who among this group will ever know how to root a drainpipe, clean a gutter, patch drywall or sharpen a lawnmower blade?
Nobody. They'll have to pay somebody else to do all that while bitching about the day job they're all miserable with.
And why, my feminized modern man, do you think your wife cheated on you with the landscaper? Go figure. -
If these are the revolutionaries, then the revolution forthcoming will be over in minutes.RaceBannon said:Carpentry is hard with a mask on.
Its ironic that a group in favor of extinction care about their health
Do the planet a favor and die
When the revolutionaries themselves can't even get excited and show some energy, they should probably concede before the fight. -
know how to do all of those things, lazy enough to pay someone else to do all of those things. I amaze my wife from time to time by installing a new garbage disposal or fixing the dishwasher but most of the time I prefer to pay someone else and avoid the hassle. My diesel mechanic father is now rolling over in his grave.TurdBomber said:Maybe if they could hold a chisel straight...
"Generation Fucked."
Who among this group will ever know how to root a drainpipe, clean a gutter, patch drywall or sharpen a lawnmower blade?
Nobody. They'll have to pay somebody else to do all that while bitching about the day job they're all miserable with.
And why, my feminized modern man, do you think your wife cheated on you with the landscaper? Go figure. -
My day job pays the bills, but my biggest ROI is home improvement, financially and mentally. My daughter recently asked me "How do you know how to do all that stuff?"SFGbob said:
know how to do all of those things, lazy enough to pay someone else to do all of those things. I amaze my wife from time to time by installing a new garbage disposal or fixing the dishwasher but most of the time I prefer to pay someone else and avoid the hassle. My diesel mechanic father is now rolling over in his grave.TurdBomber said:Maybe if they could hold a chisel straight...
"Generation Fucked."
Who among this group will ever know how to root a drainpipe, clean a gutter, patch drywall or sharpen a lawnmower blade?
Nobody. They'll have to pay somebody else to do all that while bitching about the day job they're all miserable with.
And why, my feminized modern man, do you think your wife cheated on you with the landscaper? Go figure.
When I grew up, nobody took their bike to a shop and paid $100+ for a "tune-up." You saw what was broken or bent, went and got a new one, and fixed it yourself.
I almost shit my pants when some fellow grad students "had to go pick up their bikes at the shop" before we rode. Who does that? Not my people. -
I'm gonna drop my road bike off this weekend for the "deluxe tune up" package. Only $125.00 and they do a full clean of every nook and cranny. Hell of a deal.TurdBomber said:
My day job pays the bills, but my biggest ROI is home improvement, financially and mentally. My daughter recently asked me "How do you know how to do all that stuff?"SFGbob said:
know how to do all of those things, lazy enough to pay someone else to do all of those things. I amaze my wife from time to time by installing a new garbage disposal or fixing the dishwasher but most of the time I prefer to pay someone else and avoid the hassle. My diesel mechanic father is now rolling over in his grave.TurdBomber said:Maybe if they could hold a chisel straight...
"Generation Fucked."
Who among this group will ever know how to root a drainpipe, clean a gutter, patch drywall or sharpen a lawnmower blade?
Nobody. They'll have to pay somebody else to do all that while bitching about the day job they're all miserable with.
And why, my feminized modern man, do you think your wife cheated on you with the landscaper? Go figure.
When I grew up, nobody took their bike to a shop and paid $100+ for a "tune-up." You saw what was broken or bent, went and got a new one, and fixed it yourself.
I almost shit my pants when some fellow grad students "had to go pick up their bikes at the shop" before we rode. Who does that? Not my people. -
POTDRaceBannon said:Carpentry is hard with a mask on.
Its ironic that a group in favor of extinction care about their health
Do the planet a favor and die -
I rebuilt two decks and built two more at our Seattle house. And finished the basement for a man cave. And I'm management
Now I call the property manager and supervise. My strength.
When we sold the couple that bought it said the yard and decks closed the deal -
Have it your way, Soft Hands.YellowSnow said:
I'm gonna drop my road bike off this weekend for the "deluxe tune up" package. Only $125.00 and they do a full clean of every nook and cranny. Hell of a deal.TurdBomber said:
My day job pays the bills, but my biggest ROI is home improvement, financially and mentally. My daughter recently asked me "How do you know how to do all that stuff?"SFGbob said:
know how to do all of those things, lazy enough to pay someone else to do all of those things. I amaze my wife from time to time by installing a new garbage disposal or fixing the dishwasher but most of the time I prefer to pay someone else and avoid the hassle. My diesel mechanic father is now rolling over in his grave.TurdBomber said:Maybe if they could hold a chisel straight...
"Generation Fucked."
Who among this group will ever know how to root a drainpipe, clean a gutter, patch drywall or sharpen a lawnmower blade?
Nobody. They'll have to pay somebody else to do all that while bitching about the day job they're all miserable with.
And why, my feminized modern man, do you think your wife cheated on you with the landscaper? Go figure.
When I grew up, nobody took their bike to a shop and paid $100+ for a "tune-up." You saw what was broken or bent, went and got a new one, and fixed it yourself.
I almost shit my pants when some fellow grad students "had to go pick up their bikes at the shop" before we rode. Who does that? Not my people.
Is Tumalo open yet? Good ride on the old Redmond Hwy near there. Used to be, anyway. -
Row peter puffers don't have "soft" hands. I can assure you of this.TurdBomber said:
Have it your way, Soft Hands.YellowSnow said:
I'm gonna drop my road bike off this weekend for the "deluxe tune up" package. Only $125.00 and they do a full clean of every nook and cranny. Hell of a deal.TurdBomber said:
My day job pays the bills, but my biggest ROI is home improvement, financially and mentally. My daughter recently asked me "How do you know how to do all that stuff?"SFGbob said:
know how to do all of those things, lazy enough to pay someone else to do all of those things. I amaze my wife from time to time by installing a new garbage disposal or fixing the dishwasher but most of the time I prefer to pay someone else and avoid the hassle. My diesel mechanic father is now rolling over in his grave.TurdBomber said:Maybe if they could hold a chisel straight...
"Generation Fucked."
Who among this group will ever know how to root a drainpipe, clean a gutter, patch drywall or sharpen a lawnmower blade?
Nobody. They'll have to pay somebody else to do all that while bitching about the day job they're all miserable with.
And why, my feminized modern man, do you think your wife cheated on you with the landscaper? Go figure.
When I grew up, nobody took their bike to a shop and paid $100+ for a "tune-up." You saw what was broken or bent, went and got a new one, and fixed it yourself.
I almost shit my pants when some fellow grad students "had to go pick up their bikes at the shop" before we rode. Who does that? Not my people.
Is Tumalo open yet? Good ride on the old Redmond Hwy near there. Used to be, anyway.
Yeah, all the popular road routes have plenty of folks out. I'm a Skyliners Road fan due to wide, wide shoulders and limited traffic. Bikes and cars just don't mix. Never have, never will.
