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Hottest Actress Round 2 (2005- present) - #4 Jessica Biel vs #5 January Jones

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Hottest Actress Round 2 (2005- present) - #4 Jessica Biel vs #5 January Jones 45 votes

4- Jessica Biel
40%
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5- January Jones
60%
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  • DawgOfTheAges
    DawgOfTheAges Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,751 Founders Club
    5- January Jones



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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    5- January Jones
    Jessica Biel looks like an athlete.
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,309 Founders Club
    5- January Jones
    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    Jessica Biel looks like an athlete.

    I'm pretty torn on this one. Biel has the more rocking bod for a pod. But I think Betty Draper is about as is gets the in the facial features.
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  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369
    5- January Jones
    YellowSnow said:

    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    Jessica Biel looks like an athlete.

    I'm pretty torn on this one. Biel has the more rocking bod for a pod. But I think Betty Draper is about as is gets the in the facial features.

    Disagree
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,309 Founders Club
    5- January Jones
    pawz said:

    I continue to be disturbed by how many actresses who were nominated for this tourney and are NOT hawt.

    EC was a 16-seed. Never forget.


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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,309 Founders Club
    5- January Jones
    Baseman said:

    YellowSnow said:

    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    Jessica Biel looks like an athlete.

    I'm pretty torn on this one. Biel has the more rocking bod for a pod. But I think Betty Draper is about as is gets the in the facial features.

    Disagree
    I voted for her.
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,309 Founders Club
    5- January Jones
    pawz said:

    I continue to be disturbed by how many actresses who were nominated for this tourney and are NOT hawt.

    EC was a 16-seed. Never forget.

    EC is a good looking woman. She's also a C list actress and easy to miss in the shuffle.

    But to say someone like January Jones is not hot is delusional. Any real man here would give their left nut to fornicate with a woman of that level of hotness.
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  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,726 Founders Club
    4- Jessica Biel
    pawz said:

    I continue to be disturbed by how many actresses who were nominated for this tourney and are NOT hawt.

    EC was a 16-seed. Never forget.

    Who?
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  • DawgOfTheAges
    DawgOfTheAges Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,751 Founders Club
    5- January Jones
    Jessica has a beautiful smile and affect, but if we are talking about the more diverse looks and ability to create the impassioned heat of a high quality mattress actress, i think this is not close.
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  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,102
    4- Jessica Biel
    This thread is already hurting my head

    EC is far from a C level actress
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,309 Founders Club
    edited April 2021
    5- January Jones
    Tequilla said:

    This thread is already hurting my head

    EC is far from a C level actress

    *C list

    No major award nominations.

    For the umpteenth time, it's easier for glaring omissions to occur with C listers vs A listers.
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  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,102
    4- Jessica Biel
    Sorry dictator Piss

    C-level means an actor or actress that doesn’t make any headway into the mainstream

    Regardless of one’s thoughts on Entourage, most actors/actresses would kill to be on a show that lasted for 8 seasons, spun off a movie, and had 26 Emmy nominations (including 6 wins)

    Most actresses wish they were lucky enough to be the female lead in a Sandler movie that grossed over $200M

    And there will always be the long term cult classic of Super Troopers 2

    While nobody will ever confuse EC as the top actress in the world, she’s had enough successes that she definitely doesn’t need to apologize for her resume. Many would be quite happy with that career
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  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,102
    4- Jessica Biel
    Oh and BTW ... how am I supposed to take you seriously as being “hot” when your love interests in a movie are choosing between the Stiffmeister and Finch Fucker

    This shouldn’t even be close
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,309 Founders Club
    5- January Jones
    Tequilla said:

    Oh and BTW ... how am I supposed to take you seriously as being “hot” when your love interests in a movie are choosing between the Stiffmeister and Finch Fucker

    This shouldn’t even be close


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  • alumni94
    alumni94 Member Posts: 4,863
    5- January Jones

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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    5- January Jones
    January Jones is super hot. Like crazy hot. Terrible actress though.
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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    4- Jessica Biel
    Pitchfork51 said:

    January Jones is super hot. Like crazy hot. Terrible actress though.

    Not like Jessica any better when it comes to acting
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,088
    5- January Jones
    TheKobeStopper said:

    Good enough for Don Draper, good enough for me.


    Except all the times Don cheated on her.

    Not judging. Don just had a dick like a compass - he could point out true north vagina.

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  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,102
    4- Jessica Biel
    LOL at the fact that the lines are blurred between Mad Men and January Jones as the vote

    Makes complete sense in seeing why Margot Robbie was drastically over seeded
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  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,102
    4- Jessica Biel
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Tequilla said:

    LOL at the fact that the lines are blurred between Mad Men and January Jones as the vote

    Makes complete sense in seeing why Margot Robbie was drastically over seeded

    Do not make me break out the Lady Fucking Antelbellum whupping stick on you.

    Their success is pretty well established

    And let's be honest, a 1st round match between them and Little Big Town was what the networks wanted
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  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,102
    4- Jessica Biel
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Tequilla said:

    LOL at the fact that the lines are blurred between Mad Men and January Jones as the vote

    Makes complete sense in seeing why Margot Robbie was drastically over seeded

    Do not make me break out the Lady Fucking Antelbellum whupping stick on you.

    Also a good reminder that all of these polls/contests in the offseason were part of a discussion between Pisser and I about how to really get some momentum on this board in the early days

    If I recall correctly the country bracket was either the first or second contest that was run on this shit

    And for all of that, Pisser shows me high levels of disrespect by badmouthing EC as badly as he has in this tournament ...

    For that I'll drill him with a golf ball when he isn't looking
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    5- January Jones
    YellowSnow said:

    Tequilla said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Tequilla said:

    LOL at the fact that the lines are blurred between Mad Men and January Jones as the vote

    Makes complete sense in seeing why Margot Robbie was drastically over seeded

    Do not make me break out the Lady Fucking Antelbellum whupping stick on you.

    Also a good reminder that all of these polls/contests in the offseason were part of a discussion between Pisser and I about how to really get some momentum on this board in the early days

    If I recall correctly the country bracket was either the first or second contest that was run on this shit

    And for all of that, Pisser shows me high levels of disrespect by badmouthing EC as badly as he has in this tournament ...

    For that I'll drill him with a golf ball when he isn't looking
    It’s true that @Tequilla came up with the original suggestion to run some March Madness style shit pole tournaments here. Country was like 3rd or 4th.

    Before that was @UW_Doog_Bot ’s metal NIT and @dnc ’s hip hop.
    And Yella's rock & roll
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  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,102
    4- Jessica Biel
    YellowSnow said:

    Tequilla said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Tequilla said:

    LOL at the fact that the lines are blurred between Mad Men and January Jones as the vote

    Makes complete sense in seeing why Margot Robbie was drastically over seeded

    Do not make me break out the Lady Fucking Antelbellum whupping stick on you.

    Also a good reminder that all of these polls/contests in the offseason were part of a discussion between Pisser and I about how to really get some momentum on this board in the early days

    If I recall correctly the country bracket was either the first or second contest that was run on this shit

    And for all of that, Pisser shows me high levels of disrespect by badmouthing EC as badly as he has in this tournament ...

    For that I'll drill him with a golf ball when he isn't looking
    It’s true that @Tequilla came up with the original suggestion to run some March Madness style shit pole tournaments here. Country was like 3rd or 4th.

    Before that was @UW_Doog_Bot ’s metal NIT and @dnc ’s hip hop.
    Even more of a reason to drill you with a golf ball
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  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter
    5- January Jones
    I give zero fucks about either woman but will vote January she played Betty Draper, wi
    PurpleThrobber said:

    TheKobeStopper said:

    Good enough for Don Draper, good enough for me.


    Except all the times Don cheated on her.

    Not judging. Don just had a dick like a compass - he could point out true north vagina.





    I will keep voting January so it gives me the flimsiest of excuses to post more Jon Hamm images.
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