SoftyFS

Corny? Maybe. You wait your whole life for it.....now I get to look at it everyday.

— Dave Softy Mahler (@Softykjr) July 8, 2014
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uw2010 said:
Bought a replica Lombardi.
Corny? Maybe. You wait your whole life for it.....now I get to look at it everyday.
— Dave Softy Mahler (@Softykjr) July 8, 2014
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"You wait your whole life for it...now I get to look at it everyday".
W, JW Softy
You don't get to "look at it" you fat fuck. Youre looking at a fucking replica, and you had absolute no effect on the outcome of Seattle's season. Youre a fucking moron. -
Softy's house has nice hardwood floors.
And high ceilings. -
The vase on the carpet is pretty classy.whatshouldicareabout said:Softy's house has nice hardwood floors.
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$ must go a long way in Lynnwood. Axe Jude.whatshouldicareabout said:Softy's house has nice hardwood floors.
And high ceilings.
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It was a pure 50/50 when looking at this thread as to whether this would be for the Lombardi replica or the numerous pictures he took of his and other dogs at dog nights tonight ... apparently the Mariners didn't get the memo that they didn't have to play LIKE dogs tonight.
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He just gained more loser points. He now has one mole of points. FFS.
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Fake trophy next to the fake flowers.
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Is that Tony Little?monroecougdad said: -
This is so pathetic. How low of self esteem do you have yo have to buy a replica of something somebody else won? This along with the 12s buying replica rings... I hate Seattle sports fans. No I just hate Seattle people in general really.
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Whoever it is, they must have tripped over some of Softy's cheap shit and fucked up their foot.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Is that Tony Little?monroecougdad said: -
whatshouldicareabout said:
Softy's house has nice hardwood floors.
And high ceilings.
And a classy curio cabinet. I wounder if he has a picture on the wall of an animated waterfall..allpurpleallgold said:
The vase on the carpet is pretty classy.whatshouldicareabout said:Softy's house has nice hardwood floors.
And high ceilings. -
I'm surprised he has that much fake shit at his house. You'd think a guy who makes a half million dollars a year would have nicer things.
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Yeah, laminate floors are a sure sign of a half a million per playa!Dardanus said:I'm surprised he has that much fake shit at his house. You'd think a guy who makes a half million dollars a year would have nicer things.
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whatshouldicareabout said:
Softy's Mom's house has nice hardwood floors.
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That is no mere waterfall. That is the Loudwater River, which flows through the wondrous Elven sanctuary of Rivendell.MikeDamone said:whatshouldicareabout said:Softy's house has nice hardwood floors.
And high ceilings.
And a classy curio cabinet. I wounder if he has a picture on the wall of an animated waterfall..allpurpleallgold said:
The vase on the carpet is pretty classy.whatshouldicareabout said:Softy's house has nice hardwood floors.
And high ceilings.
JRR Tolkien superiority guy. -
Gladstone said:
That is no mere waterfall. That is the Loudwater River, which flows through the wondrous Elven sanctuary of Rivendell.MikeDamone said:whatshouldicareabout said:Softy's house has nice hardwood floors.
And high ceilings.
And a classy curio cabinet. I wounder if he has a picture on the wall of an animated waterfall..allpurpleallgold said:
The vase on the carpet is pretty classy.whatshouldicareabout said:Softy's house has nice hardwood floors.
And high ceilings.
JRR Tolkien superiority guy. -
Cornell is looking TUFFPurpleJ said:Gladstone said:
That is no mere waterfall. That is the Loudwater River, which flows through the wondrous Elven sanctuary of Rivendell.MikeDamone said:whatshouldicareabout said:Softy's house has nice hardwood floors.
And high ceilings.
And a classy curio cabinet. I wounder if he has a picture on the wall of an animated waterfall..allpurpleallgold said:
The vase on the carpet is pretty classy.whatshouldicareabout said:Softy's house has nice hardwood floors.
And high ceilings.
JRR Tolkien superiority guy. -
Brb joPurpleJ said:Gladstone said:
That is no mere waterfall. That is the Loudwater River, which flows through the wondrous Elven sanctuary of Rivendell.MikeDamone said:whatshouldicareabout said:Softy's house has nice hardwood floors.
And high ceilings.
And a classy curio cabinet. I wounder if he has a picture on the wall of an animated waterfall..allpurpleallgold said:
The vase on the carpet is pretty classy.whatshouldicareabout said:Softy's house has nice hardwood floors.
And high ceilings.
JRR Tolkien superiority guy. -
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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RaccoonHarry said:whatshouldicareabout said:
Softy's Mom's
housebasement hasnice hardwood floorsgood natural light.
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This is why I love this site because I sometimes forget when people say FS shit. Then you guys always remind me.Dardanus said:I'm surprised he has that much fake shit at his house. You'd think a guy who makes a half million dollars a year would have nicer things.
Also I noticed Softy was sensitive he ranted on twitter about don't let anyone ever tell you how to be a fan!
Honestly if I'm in my mid 40's and I'm constantly living my life vicariously through others like Softy does I would consider lighting myself on fire.
What kind of loser buys a fucking replica trophy?!! CHRIST!
Also for those who ever disagree with Boobs on Seattle being a pussy city this example will be one of many he has in his back pocket. -
He's in rare form tonight
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I can't believe that fat fuck is actually arguing with people on the correct form of sliding. I damn well guarantee he's never been in a position to slide in his fucking life.
Fuck he comes off like College Doog when he tried telling people how to invest, buy cocaine and basically every other fucking thing he claimed to be a damn expert on. -
Since my younger brother has what you would call a baseball resume, I would like to think I know a little bit about this game they call baseball and part of that includes sliding fundamentals.
Anybody that is a #slidingsuperiorityguy knows that you slide as far away from the tag as possible and you hook as many parts of your body on the bag as soon as possible.
Anybody that is a #blockingthebasesuperiorityguy knows that you use your legs as blocking agents to keep the slider away from their preferred destination.
Jones slid where he was supposed to. The defender blocked the bag as he was supposed to. That's a good baseball play.
Now, if you want to criticize the decision to run, that's a topic worth discussing. But the actual play at 3rd was basically the epitome of a professional baseball play. -
I think I spy a framed BCC diploma in that fancy curio cabinet
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This guy is really embarrassing for your program and fans. Fortunately the ducks don't have a comparable asshat. Even Cheswick doesn't hold a candle to this guy.
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It's not just him. There are his radio colleagues Elise, D. Fain, and Drunk Dick Baird, not to mention the asshat who okayed "Crazy Larry" the obese, pale hipster Husky marketing tool (double entandra).oregonblitzkrieg said:This guy is really embarrassing for your program and fans. Fortunately the ducks don't have a comparable asshat. Even Cheswick doesn't hold a candle to this guy.
Luckily there's finally a competent adult running the fball program. Finally.