Announcing the HCH Hottest Actress of All Time Tournament


**There is going to be one significant departure from previous tournaments: When we get to the Sweet 16, we will take the remaining actresses and re-seed 1- 16 based on Round 1 and 2 strength of showing. This should create some additional drama by having ladies of different eras face off against each other earlier in the competition. **
***Edit: I should also not that we will be partnering with @Swaye 's wigwam for tasteful @Doog_de_Jour and other nudes threads as we play out these match ups.***
1950- 69
1- Catherine Deneuve
16- Dorothy Dandridge
8- Marilyn Monroe
9- Jane Mansfield
5- Raquel Welch
12- Bridget Bardot
4- Elizabeth Taylor
13- Ursula Andress
6- Grace Kelly
11- Maureen O'Hara
3- Ava Gardner
14- Angie Dickinson
7- Tina Louise
10- Dawn Wells (Go dawgs)
2- Sophia Loren
15- Nichelle Nichols
1970- 89
1- Lynda Carter
16- Carrie Fisher
8- Catherine Bach
9- Michelle Pfeiffer
5- Kim Basinger
12 Goldie Hawn
4- Farah Fawcett
13- Pam Grier
6- Olivia Newton John
11- Lisa Bonet
3 Diane Lane
14- Phoebe Cates
7 Bo Derek
10 Rae Dawn Chong
2 Kelly LeBrock
15 Rebecca DeMornay
1990- 2004
1- Liz Hurley
16- Uma Therman
8- Jamie Presley
9- Tiffani Thiessen
5- Catherine Zeta Jones
12- Salma Hayak
4- Jennifer Connelly
13- Sharon Stone
6- Denise Richards
11- Alyssa Milano
3- Nicole Kidman
14- Pamela Anderson
7- Penelope Cruz
10- Halle Berry
2- Kate Beckinsale
15- Jennifer Anniston
2005- present
1- Margot Robbie
16- **Winner of Natalie Portman vs Emmanuelle Chriqui**
8- Sofia Vagara
9- Christina Hendrick
5- January Jones
12- Jessica Pare
4- Jessica Biel
13- Mila Kunis
6- Vanessa Williams
11- Alice Eve
3- Eva Green
14- Annabelle Wallis
7- Emma Stone
10- Kerry Washington
2- Gal Gadot
15- Elisha Cuthbert
Comments
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Very pleased to see my dream gal, Liz Hurley, in the field. And a #1 seed at that!
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Toughest region. By far.BleachedAnusDawg said:Very pleased to see my dream gal, Liz Hurley, in the field. And a #1 seed at that!
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Nice to see that @Gladstone and I were so highly seeded. Maybe there will be a Circle Jerk rematch!YellowSnow said:In celebration of the never ending Off Season is Best Season, Yellow Snow’s Record Shoppe in conjunction with the @PurpleThrobber Steakhouse & Casino (liquor in the front, poker in the rear) is proud to present a tournament of 64 of the Hottest Actresses of All Tim. We aimed to included as many of the stars as nominated by our posters; and The Throbber has put in some serious BRB, JO heavy lifting to create the bulk of our seedings. My goal is to have the 1st round voting start next Monday, but for now let the belly aching start about who got left out.
**There is going to be one significant departure from previous tournaments: When we get to the Sweet 16, we will take the remaining actresses and re-seed 1- 16 based on Round 1 and 2 strength of showing. This should create some additional drama by having ladies of different eras face off against each other earlier in the competition. **
1950- 69
1- Catherine Deneuve
16- Dorothy Dandridge
8- Marilyn Monroe
9- Jane Mansfield
5- Raquel Welch
12- Bridget Bardot
4- Elizabeth Taylor
13- Ursula Andress
6- Grace Kelly
11- Maureen O'Hara
3- Ava Gardner
14- Angie Dickinson
7- Tina Louise
10- Dawn Wells (Go dawgs)
2- Sophia Loren
15- Nichelle Nichols
1970- 89
1- Lynda Carter
16- Carrie Fisher
8- Catherine Bach
9- Michelle Pfeiffer
5- Kim Basinger
12 Goldie Hawn
4- Farah Fawcett
13- Pam Grier
6- Olivia Newton John
11- Lisa Bonet
3 Diane Lane
14- Phoebe Cates
7 Bo Derek
10 Rae Dawn Chong
2 Kelly LeBrock
15 Rebecca DeMornay
1990- 2004
1- Liz Hurley
16- Uma Therman
8- Jamie Presley
9- Tiffani Thiessen
5- Catherine Zeta Jones
12- Salma Hayak
4- Jennifer Connelly
13- Sharon Stone
6- Denise Richards
11- Alyssa Milano
3- Nicole Kidman
14- Pamela Anderson
7- Penelope Cruz
10- Halle Berry
2- Kate Beckinsale
15- Jennifer Anniston
2005- present
1- Margot Robbie
16- Jenna Fisher
8- Sofia Vagara
9- Christina Hendrick
5- January Jones
12- Jessica Pare
4- Jessica Biel
13- Mila Kunis
6- Vanessa Williams
11- Alice Eve
3- Eva Green
14- Annabelle Wallis
7- Emma Stone
10- Kerry Washington
2- Gal Gadot
15- Elisha Cuthbert -
Tiffani Thiessen as a 9-seed is a sleeper pick.PurpleThrobber said:
Toughest region. By far.BleachedAnusDawg said:Very pleased to see my dream gal, Liz Hurley, in the field. And a #1 seed at that!
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We? thought a lot of naughty thoughts about DDJ when seeding this circle jerk.Doog_de_Jour said:
Nice to see that @Gladstone and I were so highly seeded. Maybe there will be a Circle Jerk rematch!YellowSnow said:In celebration of the never ending Off Season is Best Season, Yellow Snow’s Record Shoppe in conjunction with the @PurpleThrobber Steakhouse & Casino (liquor in the front, poker in the rear) is proud to present a tournament of 64 of the Hottest Actresses of All Tim. We aimed to included as many of the stars as nominated by our posters; and The Throbber has put in some serious BRB, JO heavy lifting to create the bulk of our seedings. My goal is to have the 1st round voting start next Monday, but for now let the belly aching start about who got left out.
**There is going to be one significant departure from previous tournaments: When we get to the Sweet 16, we will take the remaining actresses and re-seed 1- 16 based on Round 1 and 2 strength of showing. This should create some additional drama by having ladies of different eras face off against each other earlier in the competition. **
1950- 69
1- Catherine Deneuve
16- Dorothy Dandridge
8- Marilyn Monroe
9- Jane Mansfield
5- Raquel Welch
12- Bridget Bardot
4- Elizabeth Taylor
13- Ursula Andress
6- Grace Kelly
11- Maureen O'Hara
3- Ava Gardner
14- Angie Dickinson
7- Tina Louise
10- Dawn Wells (Go dawgs)
2- Sophia Loren
15- Nichelle Nichols
1970- 89
1- Lynda Carter
16- Carrie Fisher
8- Catherine Bach
9- Michelle Pfeiffer
5- Kim Basinger
12 Goldie Hawn
4- Farah Fawcett
13- Pam Grier
6- Olivia Newton John
11- Lisa Bonet
3 Diane Lane
14- Phoebe Cates
7 Bo Derek
10 Rae Dawn Chong
2 Kelly LeBrock
15 Rebecca DeMornay
1990- 2004
1- Liz Hurley
16- Uma Therman
8- Jamie Presley
9- Tiffani Thiessen
5- Catherine Zeta Jones
12- Salma Hayak
4- Jennifer Connelly
13- Sharon Stone
6- Denise Richards
11- Alyssa Milano
3- Nicole Kidman
14- Pamela Anderson
7- Penelope Cruz
10- Halle Berry
2- Kate Beckinsale
15- Jennifer Anniston
2005- present
1- Margot Robbie
16- Jenna Fisher
8- Sofia Vagara
9- Christina Hendrick
5- January Jones
12- Jessica Pare
4- Jessica Biel
13- Mila Kunis
6- Vanessa Williams
11- Alice Eve
3- Eva Green
14- Annabelle Wallis
7- Emma Stone
10- Kerry Washington
2- Gal Gadot
15- Elisha Cuthbert
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Most of the the previous tournaments, we've done here have about 2 or 3 contenders who are heavy favorites to win.PurpleThrobber said:
Toughest region. By far.BleachedAnusDawg said:Very pleased to see my dream gal, Liz Hurley, in the field. And a #1 seed at that!
I have no god damned idea how this plays out.
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nice cansYellowSnow said:
We? thought a lot of naughty thoughts about DDJ when seeding this circle jerk.Doog_de_Jour said:
Nice to see that @Gladstone and I were so highly seeded. Maybe there will be a Circle Jerk rematch!YellowSnow said:In celebration of the never ending Off Season is Best Season, Yellow Snow’s Record Shoppe in conjunction with the @PurpleThrobber Steakhouse & Casino (liquor in the front, poker in the rear) is proud to present a tournament of 64 of the Hottest Actresses of All Tim. We aimed to included as many of the stars as nominated by our posters; and The Throbber has put in some serious BRB, JO heavy lifting to create the bulk of our seedings. My goal is to have the 1st round voting start next Monday, but for now let the belly aching start about who got left out.
**There is going to be one significant departure from previous tournaments: When we get to the Sweet 16, we will take the remaining actresses and re-seed 1- 16 based on Round 1 and 2 strength of showing. This should create some additional drama by having ladies of different eras face off against each other earlier in the competition. **
1950- 69
1- Catherine Deneuve
16- Dorothy Dandridge
8- Marilyn Monroe
9- Jane Mansfield
5- Raquel Welch
12- Bridget Bardot
4- Elizabeth Taylor
13- Ursula Andress
6- Grace Kelly
11- Maureen O'Hara
3- Ava Gardner
14- Angie Dickinson
7- Tina Louise
10- Dawn Wells (Go dawgs)
2- Sophia Loren
15- Nichelle Nichols
1970- 89
1- Lynda Carter
16- Carrie Fisher
8- Catherine Bach
9- Michelle Pfeiffer
5- Kim Basinger
12 Goldie Hawn
4- Farah Fawcett
13- Pam Grier
6- Olivia Newton John
11- Lisa Bonet
3 Diane Lane
14- Phoebe Cates
7 Bo Derek
10 Rae Dawn Chong
2 Kelly LeBrock
15 Rebecca DeMornay
1990- 2004
1- Liz Hurley
16- Uma Therman
8- Jamie Presley
9- Tiffani Thiessen
5- Catherine Zeta Jones
12- Salma Hayak
4- Jennifer Connelly
13- Sharon Stone
6- Denise Richards
11- Alyssa Milano
3- Nicole Kidman
14- Pamela Anderson
7- Penelope Cruz
10- Halle Berry
2- Kate Beckinsale
15- Jennifer Anniston
2005- present
1- Margot Robbie
16- Jenna Fisher
8- Sofia Vagara
9- Christina Hendrick
5- January Jones
12- Jessica Pare
4- Jessica Biel
13- Mila Kunis
6- Vanessa Williams
11- Alice Eve
3- Eva Green
14- Annabelle Wallis
7- Emma Stone
10- Kerry Washington
2- Gal Gadot
15- Elisha Cuthbert -
The middles aged Deneuve nudes are quite nice.LebamDawg said:
nice cansYellowSnow said:
We? thought a lot of naughty thoughts about DDJ when seeding this circle jerk.Doog_de_Jour said:
Nice to see that @Gladstone and I were so highly seeded. Maybe there will be a Circle Jerk rematch!YellowSnow said:In celebration of the never ending Off Season is Best Season, Yellow Snow’s Record Shoppe in conjunction with the @PurpleThrobber Steakhouse & Casino (liquor in the front, poker in the rear) is proud to present a tournament of 64 of the Hottest Actresses of All Tim. We aimed to included as many of the stars as nominated by our posters; and The Throbber has put in some serious BRB, JO heavy lifting to create the bulk of our seedings. My goal is to have the 1st round voting start next Monday, but for now let the belly aching start about who got left out.
**There is going to be one significant departure from previous tournaments: When we get to the Sweet 16, we will take the remaining actresses and re-seed 1- 16 based on Round 1 and 2 strength of showing. This should create some additional drama by having ladies of different eras face off against each other earlier in the competition. **
1950- 69
1- Catherine Deneuve
16- Dorothy Dandridge
8- Marilyn Monroe
9- Jane Mansfield
5- Raquel Welch
12- Bridget Bardot
4- Elizabeth Taylor
13- Ursula Andress
6- Grace Kelly
11- Maureen O'Hara
3- Ava Gardner
14- Angie Dickinson
7- Tina Louise
10- Dawn Wells (Go dawgs)
2- Sophia Loren
15- Nichelle Nichols
1970- 89
1- Lynda Carter
16- Carrie Fisher
8- Catherine Bach
9- Michelle Pfeiffer
5- Kim Basinger
12 Goldie Hawn
4- Farah Fawcett
13- Pam Grier
6- Olivia Newton John
11- Lisa Bonet
3 Diane Lane
14- Phoebe Cates
7 Bo Derek
10 Rae Dawn Chong
2 Kelly LeBrock
15 Rebecca DeMornay
1990- 2004
1- Liz Hurley
16- Uma Therman
8- Jamie Presley
9- Tiffani Thiessen
5- Catherine Zeta Jones
12- Salma Hayak
4- Jennifer Connelly
13- Sharon Stone
6- Denise Richards
11- Alyssa Milano
3- Nicole Kidman
14- Pamela Anderson
7- Penelope Cruz
10- Halle Berry
2- Kate Beckinsale
15- Jennifer Anniston
2005- present
1- Margot Robbie
16- Jenna Fisher
8- Sofia Vagara
9- Christina Hendrick
5- January Jones
12- Jessica Pare
4- Jessica Biel
13- Mila Kunis
6- Vanessa Williams
11- Alice Eve
3- Eva Green
14- Annabelle Wallis
7- Emma Stone
10- Kerry Washington
2- Gal Gadot
15- Elisha Cuthbert -
I picked Margot Robbie as the winner in my ESPN Bracketology app.
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Ages like a fine wine.YellowSnow said:
The middles aged Deneuve nudes are quite nice.LebamDawg said:
nice cansYellowSnow said:
We? thought a lot of naughty thoughts about DDJ when seeding this circle jerk.Doog_de_Jour said:
Nice to see that @Gladstone and I were so highly seeded. Maybe there will be a Circle Jerk rematch!YellowSnow said:In celebration of the never ending Off Season is Best Season, Yellow Snow’s Record Shoppe in conjunction with the @PurpleThrobber Steakhouse & Casino (liquor in the front, poker in the rear) is proud to present a tournament of 64 of the Hottest Actresses of All Tim. We aimed to included as many of the stars as nominated by our posters; and The Throbber has put in some serious BRB, JO heavy lifting to create the bulk of our seedings. My goal is to have the 1st round voting start next Monday, but for now let the belly aching start about who got left out.
**There is going to be one significant departure from previous tournaments: When we get to the Sweet 16, we will take the remaining actresses and re-seed 1- 16 based on Round 1 and 2 strength of showing. This should create some additional drama by having ladies of different eras face off against each other earlier in the competition. **
1950- 69
1- Catherine Deneuve
16- Dorothy Dandridge
8- Marilyn Monroe
9- Jane Mansfield
5- Raquel Welch
12- Bridget Bardot
4- Elizabeth Taylor
13- Ursula Andress
6- Grace Kelly
11- Maureen O'Hara
3- Ava Gardner
14- Angie Dickinson
7- Tina Louise
10- Dawn Wells (Go dawgs)
2- Sophia Loren
15- Nichelle Nichols
1970- 89
1- Lynda Carter
16- Carrie Fisher
8- Catherine Bach
9- Michelle Pfeiffer
5- Kim Basinger
12 Goldie Hawn
4- Farah Fawcett
13- Pam Grier
6- Olivia Newton John
11- Lisa Bonet
3 Diane Lane
14- Phoebe Cates
7 Bo Derek
10 Rae Dawn Chong
2 Kelly LeBrock
15 Rebecca DeMornay
1990- 2004
1- Liz Hurley
16- Uma Therman
8- Jamie Presley
9- Tiffani Thiessen
5- Catherine Zeta Jones
12- Salma Hayak
4- Jennifer Connelly
13- Sharon Stone
6- Denise Richards
11- Alyssa Milano
3- Nicole Kidman
14- Pamela Anderson
7- Penelope Cruz
10- Halle Berry
2- Kate Beckinsale
15- Jennifer Anniston
2005- present
1- Margot Robbie
16- Jenna Fisher
8- Sofia Vagara
9- Christina Hendrick
5- January Jones
12- Jessica Pare
4- Jessica Biel
13- Mila Kunis
6- Vanessa Williams
11- Alice Eve
3- Eva Green
14- Annabelle Wallis
7- Emma Stone
10- Kerry Washington
2- Gal Gadot
15- Elisha Cuthbert -
I don’t think she’s got what it takes to make it past the Sweet 16.Doog_de_Jour said:I picked Margot Robbie as the winner in my ESPN Bracketology app.
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You never know what upsets may occur during Mammary Madness.YellowSnow said:
I don’t think she’s got what it takes to make it past the Sweet 16.Doog_de_Jour said:I picked Margot Robbie as the winner in my ESPN Bracketology app.
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Good jerb fellas. I have one left out bitch, but I'll just jeep it to myself. Seedings are probably different than mine would have been, but not by that much.
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Is it bad that I said "who" often?
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And Aniston a 15 seed is comical
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It don’t matter. Cream rises to the top in this one more than any other we’ve done.Tequilla said:And Aniston a 15 seed is comical
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Really? Not only has she’s got a high acting talent (STOp laughing shitheads) to beauty ratio, her nude scenes are impressive. Only @Gladstone’s Eva can rival her in all those metrics.YellowSnow said:
I don’t think she’s got what it takes to make it past the Sweet 16.Doog_de_Jour said:I picked Margot Robbie as the winner in my ESPN Bracketology app.
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She’s great. Pam is tough out though in round one.Doog_de_Jour said:
Really? Not only has she’s got a high acting talent (STOp laughing shitheads) to beauty ratio, her nude scenes are impressive. Only @Gladstone’s Eva can rival her in all those metrics.YellowSnow said:
I don’t think she’s got what it takes to make it past the Sweet 16.Doog_de_Jour said:I picked Margot Robbie as the winner in my ESPN Bracketology app.
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It will break my heart to go against Mrs. Halpert (née Beasley) as she is the quintessential girl next door.YellowSnow said:
She’s great. Pam is tough out though in round one.Doog_de_Jour said:
Really? Not only has she’s got a high acting talent (STOp laughing shitheads) to beauty ratio, her nude scenes are impressive. Only @Gladstone’s Eva can rival her in all those metrics.YellowSnow said:
I don’t think she’s got what it takes to make it past the Sweet 16.Doog_de_Jour said:I picked Margot Robbie as the winner in my ESPN Bracketology app.
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Good job, good effort.
Glaring mistakes:
No Natalie Portman. You’ve got some real twash in there and ignoring one of the classy GOATs is a typical Throbber move.
Vanessa Williams in the wrong bracket. -
That Emmanuelle Chiriqui got left off the list is fucking criminal.
May boycot.
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So it was foretold in DMsBennyBeaver said:Good job, good effort.
Glaring mistakes:
No Natalie Portman. You’ve got some real twash in there and ignoring one of the classy GOATs is a typical Throbber move.
Vanessa Williams in the wrong bracket.
YellowSnow April 8
You’ve done the lords works thus far and will be offered many a shout out.
PurpleThrobber
PurpleThrobber April 8
Benny will bitch and mello will downvote.
Like we say.....
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BleachedAnusDawg said:
Tiffani Thiessen as a 9-seed is a sleeper pick.PurpleThrobber said:
Toughest region. By far.BleachedAnusDawg said:Very pleased to see my dream gal, Liz Hurley, in the field. And a #1 seed at that!
It's all about how personnel match up come tournament time.
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No. Her biggest roles were post 2005.BennyBeaver said:Good job, good effort.
Glaring mistakes:
No Natalie Portman. You’ve got some real twash in there and ignoring one of the classy GOATs is a typical Throbber move.
Vanessa Williams in the wrong bracket.
Her best-known television roles are that of Wilhelmina Slater on Ugly Betty (2006–10), for which she was nominated three times for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series, and Renee Perry on Desperate Housewives (2010–12). -
Lobbying for Natalie Portman, pedo give away.YellowSnow said:
No. Her biggest roles were post 2005.BennyBeaver said:Good job, good effort.
Glaring mistakes:
No Natalie Portman. You’ve got some real twash in there and ignoring one of the classy GOATs is a typical Throbber move.
Vanessa Williams in the wrong bracket.
Her best-known television roles are that of Wilhelmina Slater on Ugly Betty (2006–10), for which she was nominated three times for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series, and Renee Perry on Desperate Housewives (2010–12). -
pawz said:
That Emmanuelle Chiriqui got left off the list is fucking criminal.
May boycot.
She wouldn't have made it out of a play in game with Nicky Whelan.
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Maybe so butt she was way hotter during the other bracket.YellowSnow said:
No. Her biggest roles were post 2005.BennyBeaver said:Good job, good effort.
Glaring mistakes:
No Natalie Portman. You’ve got some real twash in there and ignoring one of the classy GOATs is a typical Throbber move.
Vanessa Williams in the wrong bracket.
Her best-known television roles are that of Wilhelmina Slater on Ugly Betty (2006–10), for which she was nominated three times for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series, and Renee Perry on Desperate Housewives (2010–12). -
1. who.gifPurpleThrobber said:pawz said:That Emmanuelle Chiriqui got left off the list is fucking criminal.
May boycot.
She wouldn't have made it out of a play in game with Nicky Whelan.
B. That’s a photoshop -
Natalie Portman was my unspoken complaint as well. She'd be a top 4 seed in my bracket rather easily.BennyBeaver said:Good job, good effort.
Glaring mistakes:
No Natalie Portman. You’ve got some real twash in there and ignoring one of the classy GOATs is a typical Throbber move.
Vanessa Williams in the wrong bracket.