In celebration of the never ending Off Season is Best Season, Yellow Snow’s Record Shoppe in conjunction with the @PurpleThrobber Steakhouse & Casino (liquor in the front, poker in the rear) is proud to present a tournament of 64 of the Hottest Actresses of All Tim. We aimed to included as many of the stars as nominated by our posters; and The Throbber has put in some serious BRB, JO heavy lifting to create the bulk of our seedings. My goal is to have the 1st round voting start next Monday, but for now let the belly aching start about who got left out.
**There is going to be one significant departure from previous tournaments: When we get to the Sweet 16, we will take the remaining actresses and re-seed 1- 16 based on Round 1 and 2 strength of showing. This should create some additional drama by having ladies of different eras face off against each other earlier in the competition. **
1950- 69
1- Catherine Deneuve 16- Dorothy Dandridge 8- Marilyn Monroe 9- Jane Mansfield 5- Raquel Welch 12- Bridget Bardot 4- Elizabeth Taylor 13- Ursula Andress 6- Grace Kelly 11- Maureen O'Hara 3- Ava Gardner 14- Angie Dickinson 7- Tina Louise 10- Dawn Wells (Go dawgs) 2- Sophia Loren 15- Nichelle Nichols
1970- 89
1- Lynda Carter 16- Carrie Fisher 8- Catherine Bach 9- Michelle Pfeiffer 5- Kim Basinger 12 Goldie Hawn 4- Farah Fawcett 13- Pam Grier 6- Olivia Newton John 11- Lisa Bonet 3 Diane Lane 14- Phoebe Cates 7 Bo Derek 10 Rae Dawn Chong 2 Kelly LeBrock 15 Rebecca DeMornay
1990- 2004
1- Liz Hurley 16- Uma Therman 8- Jamie Presley 9- Tiffani Thiessen 5- Catherine Zeta Jones 12- Salma Hayak 4- Jennifer Connelly 13- Sharon Stone 6- Denise Richards 11- Alyssa Milano 3- Nicole Kidman 14- Pamela Anderson 7- Penelope Cruz 10- Halle Berry 2- Kate Beckinsale 15- Jennifer Anniston
2005- present
1- Margot Robbie 16- Jenna Fisher 8- Sofia Vagara 9- Christina Hendrick 5- January Jones 12- Jessica Pare 4- Jessica Biel 13- Mila Kunis 6- Vanessa Williams 11- Alice Eve 3- Eva Green 14- Annabelle Wallis 7- Emma Stone 10- Kerry Washington 2- Gal Gadot 15- Elisha Cuthbert
Nice to see that @Gladstone and I were so highly seeded. Maybe there will be a Circle Jerk rematch!
We? thought a lot of naughty thoughts about DDJ when seeding this circle jerk.
Comments
Seriously?
Huh?
GTFO!
Case fucking closed
https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/84361/play-in-game-natalie-portman-vs-emmanuelle-chriqui-chiriqui-wins-25-19/p1
But thanks.