new Robinhood whale spotted
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Lolz. There are people walking on the deck of that thing seemingly unaware or indifferent to what's about to happen.
New Money. What'cha gonna do? -
That essentially happened the one time Mrs. Throbber v2.0 decided she should take the boat out when I wasn't around.creepycoug said:Lolz. There are people walking on the deck of that thing seemingly unaware or indifferent to what's about to happen.
New Money. What'cha gonna do?
Because it's really difficult to push the throttle backwards to go backwards instead of gunning it forward to stop.....
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Lolz. Mrs Creep knows not to drive.PurpleThrobber said:
That essentially happened the one time Mrs. Throbber v2.0 decided she should take the boat out when I wasn't around.creepycoug said:Lolz. There are people walking on the deck of that thing seemingly unaware or indifferent to what's about to happen.
New Money. What'cha gonna do?
Because it's really difficult to push the throttle backwards to go backwards instead of gunning it forward to stop.....
Sorry @Doog_de_Jour . -
We literally had the boat less than a month. I had to go into town for something.
She decides to take nieces and nephews out.
“Uhhhh...I panicked and ran the boat up on the sea wall. There’s a big hole in the bow”
Six weeks later the boat comes back from the shop. Fuck losing half that summer.
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Yeah, but she’s hot, so you forgave her.PurpleThrobber said:We literally had the boat less than a month. I had to go into town for something.
She decides to take nieces and nephews out.
“Uhhhh...I panicked and ran the boat up on the sea wall. There’s a big hole in the bow”
Six weeks later the boat comes back from the shop. Fuck losing half that summer. -
We are incredibly simple creatures @Doog_de_Jour . But you knew that.Doog_de_Jour said:
Yeah, but she’s hot, so you forgave her.PurpleThrobber said:We literally had the boat less than a month. I had to go into town for something.
She decides to take nieces and nephews out.
“Uhhhh...I panicked and ran the boat up on the sea wall. There’s a big hole in the bow”
Six weeks later the boat comes back from the shop. Fuck losing half that summer.
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It's true.creepycoug said:
We are incredibly simple creatures @Doog_de_Jour . But you knew that.Doog_de_Jour said:
Yeah, but she’s hot, so you forgave her.PurpleThrobber said:We literally had the boat less than a month. I had to go into town for something.
She decides to take nieces and nephews out.
“Uhhhh...I panicked and ran the boat up on the sea wall. There’s a big hole in the bow”
Six weeks later the boat comes back from the shop. Fuck losing half that summer.
"Sorry I demolished the boat for the foreseeable future in the middle of prime boating season. After I fix my hair and makeup, would you like a handy or a blowy?"
"Uh...what boat?"
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It's always good to get insight to the lives of other poasters. I am sure Puppy would not have referred to a handy.PurpleThrobber said:
It's true.creepycoug said:
We are incredibly simple creatures @Doog_de_Jour . But you knew that.Doog_de_Jour said:
Yeah, but she’s hot, so you forgave her.PurpleThrobber said:We literally had the boat less than a month. I had to go into town for something.
She decides to take nieces and nephews out.
“Uhhhh...I panicked and ran the boat up on the sea wall. There’s a big hole in the bow”
Six weeks later the boat comes back from the shop. Fuck losing half that summer.
"Sorry I demolished the boat for the foreseeable future in the middle of prime boating season. After I fix my hair and makeup, would you like a handy or a blowy?"
"Uh...what boat?" -
Who would ever choose the handy?PurpleThrobber said:
It's true.creepycoug said:
We are incredibly simple creatures @Doog_de_Jour . But you knew that.Doog_de_Jour said:
Yeah, but she’s hot, so you forgave her.PurpleThrobber said:We literally had the boat less than a month. I had to go into town for something.
She decides to take nieces and nephews out.
“Uhhhh...I panicked and ran the boat up on the sea wall. There’s a big hole in the bow”
Six weeks later the boat comes back from the shop. Fuck losing half that summer.
"Sorry I demolished the boat for the foreseeable future in the middle of prime boating season. After I fix my hair and makeup, would you like a handy or a blowy?"
"Uh...what boat?"
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Good point. It fails the "I can do that myself" test.USMChawk said:
Who would ever choose the handy?PurpleThrobber said:
It's true.creepycoug said:
We are incredibly simple creatures @Doog_de_Jour . But you knew that.Doog_de_Jour said:
Yeah, but she’s hot, so you forgave her.PurpleThrobber said:We literally had the boat less than a month. I had to go into town for something.
She decides to take nieces and nephews out.
“Uhhhh...I panicked and ran the boat up on the sea wall. There’s a big hole in the bow”
Six weeks later the boat comes back from the shop. Fuck losing half that summer.
"Sorry I demolished the boat for the foreseeable future in the middle of prime boating season. After I fix my hair and makeup, would you like a handy or a blowy?"
"Uh...what boat?" -
In the boat repair shop?!?USMChawk said:
Who would ever choose the handy?PurpleThrobber said:
It's true.creepycoug said:
We are incredibly simple creatures @Doog_de_Jour . But you knew that.Doog_de_Jour said:
Yeah, but she’s hot, so you forgave her.PurpleThrobber said:We literally had the boat less than a month. I had to go into town for something.
She decides to take nieces and nephews out.
“Uhhhh...I panicked and ran the boat up on the sea wall. There’s a big hole in the bow”
Six weeks later the boat comes back from the shop. Fuck losing half that summer.
"Sorry I demolished the boat for the foreseeable future in the middle of prime boating season. After I fix my hair and makeup, would you like a handy or a blowy?"
"Uh...what boat?"
