I just slipped on the wet concrete while getting the newspaper
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Just karma for having a German handle on #USMNT day.oregonblitzkrieg said:Fell on my ass and busted my toe. It felt fucking great. Thought I'd share that with the bored.
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How do you break a toe while falling on your ass?
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BRB, JOoregonblitzkrieg said:Fell on my ass and busted my toe. It felt fucking great. Thought I'd share that with the bored.
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t's and p's through this difficult time
even though I don't know your real name, I'll post a prayer on Facebook, so everyone can see what a caring person I am -
You've always been one of my favorite caring, classy Facebookers.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:t's and p's through this difficult time
even though I don't know your real name, I'll post a prayer on Facebook, so everyone can see what a caring person I am
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Sincerely hope you recover soon and this doesn't interfere with preparing the bags of urine for the upcoming season.
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Your avatar makes me "lol" everytime I see it.koopdog said:Sincerely hope you recover soon and this doesn't interfere with preparing the bags of urine for the upcoming season.
#RIPSpooge
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I burnt the skin off my feet walking barefoot on hot pavement while drunk last weekend. Consider yourself lucky.
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OBK I'll gladly fill the balloons right after I drink 6 of thesekoopdog said:Sincerely hope you recover soon and this doesn't interfere with preparing the bags of urine for the upcoming season.
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Rainier is classy stuff, but the classiest ducks drink Natty (TLTCIT)Bad_MotherDucker said:
OBK I'll gladly fill the balloons right after I drink 6 of thesekoopdog said:Sincerely hope you recover soon and this doesn't interfere with preparing the bags of urine for the upcoming season.
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Great pictures as always.oregonblitzkrieg said:Fell on my ass and busted my toe. It felt fucking great. Thought I'd share that with the bored.
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Those punny Quooks. They drink Natty cause they like to say Natty. LOLOL11!!PurpleJ said:
Rainier is classy stuff, but the classiest ducks drink Natty (TLTCIT)Bad_MotherDucker said:
OBK I'll gladly fill the balloons right after I drink 6 of thesekoopdog said:Sincerely hope you recover soon and this doesn't interfere with preparing the bags of urine for the upcoming season.
Raindogs is the beer for real Duck fans....at least those who are willing to rape in the parking lot.
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Oh. I prefer my rapists to have a bath salts and ketamine cocktail.Bad_MotherDucker said:
Those punny Quooks. They drink Natty cause they like to say Natty. LOLOL11!!PurpleJ said:
Rainier is classy stuff, but the classiest ducks drink Natty (TLTCIT)Bad_MotherDucker said:
OBK I'll gladly fill the balloons right after I drink 6 of thesekoopdog said:Sincerely hope you recover soon and this doesn't interfere with preparing the bags of urine for the upcoming season.
Raindogs is the beer for real Duck fans....at least those who are willing to rape in the parking lot.
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The newspaper? Fuckin geriatric.oregonblitzkrieg said:Fell on my ass and busted my toe. It felt fucking great. Thought I'd share that with the bored.
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This thread delivers.
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Serves you right for not knowing basic economics.
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Typical duckDeepSeaZ said:How do you break a toe while falling on your ass?
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Include a picture of the love of your life, now that you have been together for 25 years. Also say how the love of your life is also your best friend. Then mention how wonderful your children are and so many awards. Also what a crazy person you are to have scheduled so many trips to exotic locations, with the pictures of you and the love of your life having such a wonderful time. Top it off by complaining about how you pay SO MUCH in taxes (we can see then you have high income).Fire_Marshall_Bill said:t's and p's through this difficult time
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TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Great pictures as always.oregonblitzkrieg said:Fell on my ass and busted my toe. It felt fucking great. Thought I'd share that with the bored.
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Who still gets newspapers ?
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I prefer getting my government propaganda the old fashioned way.MikeDamone said:Who still gets newspapers ?
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Don't forget to make sure you are wearing CrossFit shirts in as many pics as possible, so we all know how diesel you are as well.ApostleofGrief said:
Include a picture of the love of your life, now that you have been together for 25 years. Also say how the love of your life is also your best friend. Then mention how wonderful your children are and so many awards. Also what a crazy person you are to have scheduled so many trips to exotic locations, with the pictures of you and the love of your life having such a wonderful time. Top it off by complaining about how you pay SO MUCH in taxes (we can see then you have high income).Fire_Marshall_Bill said:t's and p's through this difficult time
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I do that every Monday. Doesn't everyone else?ApostleofGrief said:
Include a picture of the love of your life, now that you have been together for 25 years. Also say how the love of your life is also your best friend. Then mention how wonderful your children are and so many awards. Also what a crazy person you are to have scheduled so many trips to exotic locations, with the pictures of you and the love of your life having such a wonderful time. Top it off by complaining about how you pay SO MUCH in taxes (we can see then you have high income).Fire_Marshall_Bill said:t's and p's through this difficult time
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I only get the newspaper when my kid is featured in an article.
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No shame in fucking Nazi hookers!
