I just slipped on the wet concrete while getting the newspaper

oregonblitzkrieg

Fell on my ass and busted my toe. It felt fucking great. Thought I'd share that with the bored.

dnc

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Fell on my ass and busted my toe. It felt fucking great. Thought I'd share that with the bored.

Just karma for having a German handle on #USMNT day.

Der Golve's silence on this bored speaks volumes.

DeepSeaZ

How do you break a toe while falling on your ass?

GrundleStiltzkin

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Fell on my ass and busted my toe. It felt fucking great. Thought I'd share that with the bored.

BRB, JO

Fire_Marshall_Bill

t's and p's through this difficult time


even though I don't know your real name, I'll post a prayer on Facebook, so everyone can see what a caring person I am

dnc

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

t's and p's through this difficult time


even though I don't know your real name, I'll post a prayer on Facebook, so everyone can see what a caring person I am

You've always been one of my favorite caring, classy Facebookers.

SweatpantsGeneral

Sincerely hope you recover soon and this doesn't interfere with preparing the bags of urine for the upcoming season.

dnc

koopdog said:

Sincerely hope you recover soon and this doesn't interfere with preparing the bags of urine for the upcoming season.

Your avatar makes me "lol" everytime I see it.

#RIPSpooge

PurpleJ

I burnt the skin off my feet walking barefoot on hot pavement while drunk last weekend. Consider yourself lucky.

Bad_MotherDucker

koopdog said:

Sincerely hope you recover soon and this doesn't interfere with preparing the bags of urine for the upcoming season.

OBK I'll gladly fill the balloons right after I drink 6 of these

PurpleJ

Bad_MotherDucker said:

koopdog said:

Sincerely hope you recover soon and this doesn't interfere with preparing the bags of urine for the upcoming season.

OBK I'll gladly fill the balloons right after I drink 6 of these

Rainier is classy stuff, but the classiest ducks drink Natty (TLTCIT)

TierbsHsotBoobs

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Fell on my ass and busted my toe. It felt fucking great. Thought I'd share that with the bored.

Great pictures as always.

Bad_MotherDucker

PurpleJ said:

Bad_MotherDucker said:

koopdog said:

Sincerely hope you recover soon and this doesn't interfere with preparing the bags of urine for the upcoming season.

OBK I'll gladly fill the balloons right after I drink 6 of these

Rainier is classy stuff, but the classiest ducks drink Natty (TLTCIT)

Those punny Quooks. They drink Natty cause they like to say Natty. LOLOL11!!

Raindogs is the beer for real Duck fans....at least those who are willing to rape in the parking lot.

PurpleJ

Bad_MotherDucker said:

PurpleJ said:

Bad_MotherDucker said:

koopdog said:

Sincerely hope you recover soon and this doesn't interfere with preparing the bags of urine for the upcoming season.

OBK I'll gladly fill the balloons right after I drink 6 of these

Rainier is classy stuff, but the classiest ducks drink Natty (TLTCIT)

Those punny Quooks. They drink Natty cause they like to say Natty. LOLOL11!!

Raindogs is the beer for real Duck fans....at least those who are willing to rape in the parking lot.

Oh. I prefer my rapists to have a bath salts and ketamine cocktail.

Blackie

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Fell on my ass and busted my toe. It felt fucking great. Thought I'd share that with the bored.

The newspaper? Fuckin geriatric.

topdawgnc

This thread delivers.

Much like a prostitute with herpes.

MikeDamone

Serves you right for not knowing basic economics.

MikeDamone

DeepSeaZ said:

How do you break a toe while falling on your ass?

Typical duck

ApostleofGrief

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

t's and p's through this difficult time


even though I don't know your real name, I'll post a prayer on Facebook, so everyone can see what a caring person I am

Include a picture of the love of your life, now that you have been together for 25 years. Also say how the love of your life is also your best friend. Then mention how wonderful your children are and so many awards. Also what a crazy person you are to have scheduled so many trips to exotic locations, with the pictures of you and the love of your life having such a wonderful time. Top it off by complaining about how you pay SO MUCH in taxes (we can see then you have high income).

oregonblitzkrieg

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Fell on my ass and busted my toe. It felt fucking great. Thought I'd share that with the bored.

Great pictures as always.

MikeDamone

Who still gets newspapers ?