HCH in real life
For your Information: We also have a disinfectant service to offer now to help with the COVID-19 Virus containment. It’s called VitalClean. * More information below*
My name is Kristen (redacted), and I am contacting you on behalf of Orkin Commercial Services. I work directly with Shane (redacted), Account Manager. We are interested in scheduling an appointment to conduct an inspection for (redacted) to bid to be your pest control provider. Even if you are currently using another vendor we would be interested in speaking with you regarding future bidding opportunities.
We are an approved third-party audit vendor and therefore, guarantee our work. Since 1901, Orkin has been protecting businesses by combining a deep scientific knowledge of pests with a thorough understanding of each customer’s unique needs. Today, Orkin is trusted by more businesses in North America than any other pest management provider, serving more than 1.7 million clients through more than 400 locations across the world.
Here is a brief list of some of the services offered by Orkin:
Roach Treatments
Bed Bug Treatments Both Heat & Chemical Available + K-9 & Proactive
VitalClean *
Ant, Fruit Fly & Fly Programs
Spider Control
Rodent Control
Bird Control
Stinging Pests
Termite Treatments
Moles, Voles & Gophers
Floor/Drain Cleaning & Odor Control
We Are Insured and Bonded
Thank you for your time and we look forward to giving the best pest control service in the industry!
“Your reputation is our Business”
Thank You,
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I am so happy for Shane now that he got that promotion to account manager
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Poor Lance is getting left behind.RaceBannon said:I am so happy for Shane now that he got that promotion to account manager
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woulda been a lot cooler if kristin mentioned how many bugs her and her team
genocidedkilled.
woulda closed the deal for me. -
@Swaye can give us the deetsrodmansrage said:woulda been a lot cooler if kristin mentioned how many bugs her and her team
genocidedkilled.
woulda closed the deal for me. -
I asked Kristin out at the office Christmas party. By "asked out" I really mean "clumsily and drunkenly groped before getting kicked and beaten with a purse." So yeah, that one cost me a 3 day unpaid vacation and 8 hours of Orkin organized sensitivity training.Pitchfork51 said:
@Swaye can give us the deetsrodmansrage said:woulda been a lot cooler if kristin mentioned how many bugs her and her team
genocidedkilled.
woulda closed the deal for me.
Worth it.
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Maybe he'll finally donateRaceBannon said:I am so happy for Shane now that he got that promotion to account manager
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I yelled up to my two dad with glee!. Mostly because now I don't have to do vile things to Bazey when he takes me home from work in the taxi.RaceBannon said:I am so happy for Shane now that he got that promotion to account manager
Honestly its uncomfortable when you're face down on granite tile in the kitchen with a cheap trash can on the left and a gun collection on the right. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE MIGHT DO TO ME.
Who am I kidding. That's awesome!
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I'm done with that cheater!CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Poor Lance is getting left behind.RaceBannon said:I am so happy for Shane now that he got that promotion to account manager
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Hurtful.DerekJohnson said:
Maybe he'll finally donateRaceBannon said:I am so happy for Shane now that he got that promotion to account manager
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While I’m sorry to see any relationship end, I think it’s great that you feel empowered to move and claim your own life. Along with your two dads, please know that all of us at Hardcore Husky are very proud of you.Shane said:
I'm done with that cheater!CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Poor Lance is getting left behind.RaceBannon said:I am so happy for Shane now that he got that promotion to account manager
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Wonder what Kristens secret closing technique is and if she would share it with the rest of the sales teamSwaye said:
I asked Kristin out at the office Christmas party. By "asked out" I really mean "clumsily and drunkenly groped before getting kicked and beaten with a purse." So yeah, that one cost me a 3 day unpaid vacation and 8 hours of Orkin organized sensitivity training.Pitchfork51 said:
@Swaye can give us the deetsrodmansrage said:woulda been a lot cooler if kristin mentioned how many bugs her and her team
genocidedkilled.
woulda closed the deal for me.
Worth it. -
legendSwaye said:
I asked Kristin out at the office Christmas party. By "asked out" I really mean "clumsily and drunkenly groped before getting kicked and beaten with a purse." So yeah, that one cost me a 3 day unpaid vacation and 8 hours of Orkin organized sensitivity training.Pitchfork51 said:
@Swaye can give us the deetsrodmansrage said:woulda been a lot cooler if kristin mentioned how many bugs her and her team
genocidedkilled.
woulda closed the deal for me.
Worth it. -
Office christmas parties are the dumbest idea. I skipped mine last year and this year we didnt have one. It was great.
Like if I want to get drunk at a party it sure as fuck isnt with you guys. -
Only reason you don't go is that they don't serve White Claw.Pitchfork51 said:Office christmas parties are the dumbest idea. I skipped mine last year and this year we didnt have one. It was great.
Like if I want to get drunk at a party it sure as fuck isnt with you guys. -
Secret Santas are even worse than office Xmas parties
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Oh but they do my friend.PurpleBaze said:
Only reason you don't go is that they don't serve White Claw.Pitchfork51 said:Office christmas parties are the dumbest idea. I skipped mine last year and this year we didnt have one. It was great.
Like if I want to get drunk at a party it sure as fuck isnt with you guys. -
The close starts with an opening, which looks to be in progress in her official Orkin employee directory photo that Swaye shared. I've been staring and waiting. I know it'll happen.doogie said:
Wonder what Kristens secret closing technique is and if she would share it with the rest of the sales teamSwaye said:
I asked Kristin out at the office Christmas party. By "asked out" I really mean "clumsily and drunkenly groped before getting kicked and beaten with a purse." So yeah, that one cost me a 3 day unpaid vacation and 8 hours of Orkin organized sensitivity training.Pitchfork51 said:
@Swaye can give us the deetsrodmansrage said:woulda been a lot cooler if kristin mentioned how many bugs her and her team
genocidedkilled.
woulda closed the deal for me.
Worth it. -
I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"
Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors. -
Yep, you should see my newest hire. Sorry guys, not doxing her.Pitchfork51 said:I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"
Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors. -
What a kick in the nuts. So my owners are like yo can we get reports on their activity. Like sure bro I have a data scientist on contract who builds this shit for us.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Yep, you should see my newest hire. Sorry guys, not doxing her.Pitchfork51 said:I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"
Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.
But spoiler alert. It doesn't give you squat when they don't sell -
Christmas is worse than Christmas parties.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Secret Santas are even worse than office Xmas parties
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HA! We’re struggling so bad to get appts right now, I’m stealing this idea where we make a video message with the prospects name written on a white board. Only works if you’re hot though... message me if you’re interested and I’ll share it with you on LinkedIn.Pitchfork51 said:
What a kick in the nuts. So my owners are like yo can we get reports on their activity. Like sure bro I have a data scientist on contract who builds this shit for us.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Yep, you should see my newest hire. Sorry guys, not doxing her.Pitchfork51 said:I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"
Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.
But spoiler alert. It doesn't give you squat when they don't sell -
Lol it's kind of a kick in the nuts. I spent almost two years getting our operation up to snuff and the customer to shipping portion under control.dirtysouwfdawg said:
HA! We’re struggling so bad to get appts right now, I’m stealing this idea where we make a video message with the prospects name written on a white board. Only works if you’re hot though... message me if you’re interested and I’ll share it with you on LinkedIn.Pitchfork51 said:
What a kick in the nuts. So my owners are like yo can we get reports on their activity. Like sure bro I have a data scientist on contract who builds this shit for us.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Yep, you should see my newest hire. Sorry guys, not doxing her.Pitchfork51 said:I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"
Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.
But spoiler alert. It doesn't give you squat when they don't sell
Which it is so that's good. But the ultimate purpose was so that I could say hey it's now time to go ham and hire sales reps because we can now scale with it.
So we are doing that with absolutely no result. And I was really really hoping they wouldn't do the "what's your activity " fallback. Because I'm not the fucking sales manager. -
Ohhh. Need a sales manager?Pitchfork51 said:
Lol it's kind of a kick in the nuts. I spent almost two years getting our operation up to snuff and the customer to shipping portion under control.dirtysouwfdawg said:
HA! We’re struggling so bad to get appts right now, I’m stealing this idea where we make a video message with the prospects name written on a white board. Only works if you’re hot though... message me if you’re interested and I’ll share it with you on LinkedIn.Pitchfork51 said:
What a kick in the nuts. So my owners are like yo can we get reports on their activity. Like sure bro I have a data scientist on contract who builds this shit for us.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Yep, you should see my newest hire. Sorry guys, not doxing her.Pitchfork51 said:I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"
Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.
But spoiler alert. It doesn't give you squat when they don't sell
Which it is so that's good. But the ultimate purpose was so that I could say hey it's now time to go ham and hire sales reps because we can now scale with it.
So we are doing that with absolutely no result. And I was really really hoping they wouldn't do the "what's your activity " fallback. Because I'm not the fucking sales manager. -
No.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Ohhh. Need a sales manager?Pitchfork51 said:
Lol it's kind of a kick in the nuts. I spent almost two years getting our operation up to snuff and the customer to shipping portion under control.dirtysouwfdawg said:
HA! We’re struggling so bad to get appts right now, I’m stealing this idea where we make a video message with the prospects name written on a white board. Only works if you’re hot though... message me if you’re interested and I’ll share it with you on LinkedIn.Pitchfork51 said:
What a kick in the nuts. So my owners are like yo can we get reports on their activity. Like sure bro I have a data scientist on contract who builds this shit for us.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Yep, you should see my newest hire. Sorry guys, not doxing her.Pitchfork51 said:I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"
Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.
But spoiler alert. It doesn't give you squat when they don't sell
Which it is so that's good. But the ultimate purpose was so that I could say hey it's now time to go ham and hire sales reps because we can now scale with it.
So we are doing that with absolutely no result. And I was really really hoping they wouldn't do the "what's your activity " fallback. Because I'm not the fucking sales manager. -
Sounds like it was a logistics challenge.Pitchfork51 said:
Lol it's kind of a kick in the nuts. I spent almost two years getting our operation up to snuff and the customer to shipping portion under control.dirtysouwfdawg said:
HA! We’re struggling so bad to get appts right now, I’m stealing this idea where we make a video message with the prospects name written on a white board. Only works if you’re hot though... message me if you’re interested and I’ll share it with you on LinkedIn.Pitchfork51 said:
What a kick in the nuts. So my owners are like yo can we get reports on their activity. Like sure bro I have a data scientist on contract who builds this shit for us.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Yep, you should see my newest hire. Sorry guys, not doxing her.Pitchfork51 said:I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"
Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.
But spoiler alert. It doesn't give you squat when they don't sell
Which it is so that's good. But the ultimate purpose was so that I could say hey it's now time to go ham and hire sales reps because we can now scale with it.
So we are doing that with absolutely no result. And I was really really hoping they wouldn't do the "what's your activity " fallback. Because I'm not the fucking sales manager. -
It was super exciting today when I showed my fake pipeline as we were going over processes. He said let me see his pipeline. I was like ugh. Sorry.Logistics said:
Sounds like it was a logistics challenge.Pitchfork51 said:
Lol it's kind of a kick in the nuts. I spent almost two years getting our operation up to snuff and the customer to shipping portion under control.dirtysouwfdawg said:
HA! We’re struggling so bad to get appts right now, I’m stealing this idea where we make a video message with the prospects name written on a white board. Only works if you’re hot though... message me if you’re interested and I’ll share it with you on LinkedIn.Pitchfork51 said:
What a kick in the nuts. So my owners are like yo can we get reports on their activity. Like sure bro I have a data scientist on contract who builds this shit for us.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Yep, you should see my newest hire. Sorry guys, not doxing her.Pitchfork51 said:I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"
Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.
But spoiler alert. It doesn't give you squat when they don't sell
Which it is so that's good. But the ultimate purpose was so that I could say hey it's now time to go ham and hire sales reps because we can now scale with it.
So we are doing that with absolutely no result. And I was really really hoping they wouldn't do the "what's your activity " fallback. Because I'm not the fucking sales manager. -
Pitchfork51 said:
It was super exciting today when I showed my fake pipeline as we were going over processes. He said let me see his pipeline. I was like ugh. Sorry.Logistics said:
Sounds like it was a logistics challenge.Pitchfork51 said:
Lol it's kind of a kick in the nuts. I spent almost two years getting our operation up to snuff and the customer to shipping portion under control.dirtysouwfdawg said:
HA! We’re struggling so bad to get appts right now, I’m stealing this idea where we make a video message with the prospects name written on a white board. Only works if you’re hot though... message me if you’re interested and I’ll share it with you on LinkedIn.Pitchfork51 said:
What a kick in the nuts. So my owners are like yo can we get reports on their activity. Like sure bro I have a data scientist on contract who builds this shit for us.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Yep, you should see my newest hire. Sorry guys, not doxing her.Pitchfork51 said:I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"
Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.
But spoiler alert. It doesn't give you squat when they don't sell
Which it is so that's good. But the ultimate purpose was so that I could say hey it's now time to go ham and hire sales reps because we can now scale with it.
So we are doing that with absolutely no result. And I was really really hoping they wouldn't do the "what's your activity " fallback. Because I'm not the fucking sales manager.
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i fackin hate secret santa parties for work. so instead of buying actual gifts, i would just throw a $20 in the bag or scratch its. apparently everyone else got grinch motivations and did the same thing the next year. we all agreed that spending $20 on some shit that no one wants was stupid, so exchanging twenties was even dumber and that put an end to it. when my boss asked why, i said we all agreed to donate to charity, which, in true grinch fashion, never happened.TommySQC said:
Christmas is worse than Christmas parties.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Secret Santas are even worse than office Xmas parties
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Office hr corporate culture is shit and I refuse to participate.LB_33 said:
i fackin hate secret santa parties for work. so instead of buying actual gifts, i would just throw a $20 in the bag or scratch its. apparently everyone else got grinch motivations and did the same thing the next year. we all agreed that spending $20 on some shit that no one wants was stupid, so exchanging twenties was even dumber and that put an end to it. when my boss asked why, i said we all agreed to donate to charity, which, in true grinch fashion, never happened.TommySQC said:
Christmas is worse than Christmas parties.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Secret Santas are even worse than office Xmas parties
Pass.
