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Christmas is worse than Christmas parties.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Secret Santas are even worse than office Xmas parties
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HA! We’re struggling so bad to get appts right now, I’m stealing this idea where we make a video message with the prospects name written on a white board. Only works if you’re hot though... message me if you’re interested and I’ll share it with you on LinkedIn.Pitchfork51 said:
What a kick in the nuts. So my owners are like yo can we get reports on their activity. Like sure bro I have a data scientist on contract who builds this shit for us.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Yep, you should see my newest hire. Sorry guys, not doxing her.Pitchfork51 said:I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"
Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.
But spoiler alert. It doesn't give you squat when they don't sell -
Lol it's kind of a kick in the nuts. I spent almost two years getting our operation up to snuff and the customer to shipping portion under control.dirtysouwfdawg said:
HA! We’re struggling so bad to get appts right now, I’m stealing this idea where we make a video message with the prospects name written on a white board. Only works if you’re hot though... message me if you’re interested and I’ll share it with you on LinkedIn.Pitchfork51 said:
What a kick in the nuts. So my owners are like yo can we get reports on their activity. Like sure bro I have a data scientist on contract who builds this shit for us.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Yep, you should see my newest hire. Sorry guys, not doxing her.Pitchfork51 said:I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"
Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.
But spoiler alert. It doesn't give you squat when they don't sell
Which it is so that's good. But the ultimate purpose was so that I could say hey it's now time to go ham and hire sales reps because we can now scale with it.
So we are doing that with absolutely no result. And I was really really hoping they wouldn't do the "what's your activity " fallback. Because I'm not the fucking sales manager. -
Ohhh. Need a sales manager?Pitchfork51 said:
Lol it's kind of a kick in the nuts. I spent almost two years getting our operation up to snuff and the customer to shipping portion under control.dirtysouwfdawg said:
HA! We’re struggling so bad to get appts right now, I’m stealing this idea where we make a video message with the prospects name written on a white board. Only works if you’re hot though... message me if you’re interested and I’ll share it with you on LinkedIn.Pitchfork51 said:
What a kick in the nuts. So my owners are like yo can we get reports on their activity. Like sure bro I have a data scientist on contract who builds this shit for us.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Yep, you should see my newest hire. Sorry guys, not doxing her.Pitchfork51 said:I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"
Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.
But spoiler alert. It doesn't give you squat when they don't sell
Which it is so that's good. But the ultimate purpose was so that I could say hey it's now time to go ham and hire sales reps because we can now scale with it.
So we are doing that with absolutely no result. And I was really really hoping they wouldn't do the "what's your activity " fallback. Because I'm not the fucking sales manager. -
No.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Ohhh. Need a sales manager?Pitchfork51 said:
Lol it's kind of a kick in the nuts. I spent almost two years getting our operation up to snuff and the customer to shipping portion under control.dirtysouwfdawg said:
HA! We’re struggling so bad to get appts right now, I’m stealing this idea where we make a video message with the prospects name written on a white board. Only works if you’re hot though... message me if you’re interested and I’ll share it with you on LinkedIn.Pitchfork51 said:
What a kick in the nuts. So my owners are like yo can we get reports on their activity. Like sure bro I have a data scientist on contract who builds this shit for us.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Yep, you should see my newest hire. Sorry guys, not doxing her.Pitchfork51 said:I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"
Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.
But spoiler alert. It doesn't give you squat when they don't sell
Which it is so that's good. But the ultimate purpose was so that I could say hey it's now time to go ham and hire sales reps because we can now scale with it.
So we are doing that with absolutely no result. And I was really really hoping they wouldn't do the "what's your activity " fallback. Because I'm not the fucking sales manager. -
Sounds like it was a logistics challenge.Pitchfork51 said:
Lol it's kind of a kick in the nuts. I spent almost two years getting our operation up to snuff and the customer to shipping portion under control.dirtysouwfdawg said:
HA! We’re struggling so bad to get appts right now, I’m stealing this idea where we make a video message with the prospects name written on a white board. Only works if you’re hot though... message me if you’re interested and I’ll share it with you on LinkedIn.Pitchfork51 said:
What a kick in the nuts. So my owners are like yo can we get reports on their activity. Like sure bro I have a data scientist on contract who builds this shit for us.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Yep, you should see my newest hire. Sorry guys, not doxing her.Pitchfork51 said:I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"
Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.
But spoiler alert. It doesn't give you squat when they don't sell
Which it is so that's good. But the ultimate purpose was so that I could say hey it's now time to go ham and hire sales reps because we can now scale with it.
So we are doing that with absolutely no result. And I was really really hoping they wouldn't do the "what's your activity " fallback. Because I'm not the fucking sales manager. -
It was super exciting today when I showed my fake pipeline as we were going over processes. He said let me see his pipeline. I was like ugh. Sorry.Logistics said:
Sounds like it was a logistics challenge.Pitchfork51 said:
Lol it's kind of a kick in the nuts. I spent almost two years getting our operation up to snuff and the customer to shipping portion under control.dirtysouwfdawg said:
HA! We’re struggling so bad to get appts right now, I’m stealing this idea where we make a video message with the prospects name written on a white board. Only works if you’re hot though... message me if you’re interested and I’ll share it with you on LinkedIn.Pitchfork51 said:
What a kick in the nuts. So my owners are like yo can we get reports on their activity. Like sure bro I have a data scientist on contract who builds this shit for us.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Yep, you should see my newest hire. Sorry guys, not doxing her.Pitchfork51 said:I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"
Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.
But spoiler alert. It doesn't give you squat when they don't sell
Which it is so that's good. But the ultimate purpose was so that I could say hey it's now time to go ham and hire sales reps because we can now scale with it.
So we are doing that with absolutely no result. And I was really really hoping they wouldn't do the "what's your activity " fallback. Because I'm not the fucking sales manager. -
Pitchfork51 said:
It was super exciting today when I showed my fake pipeline as we were going over processes. He said let me see his pipeline. I was like ugh. Sorry.Logistics said:
Sounds like it was a logistics challenge.Pitchfork51 said:
Lol it's kind of a kick in the nuts. I spent almost two years getting our operation up to snuff and the customer to shipping portion under control.dirtysouwfdawg said:
HA! We’re struggling so bad to get appts right now, I’m stealing this idea where we make a video message with the prospects name written on a white board. Only works if you’re hot though... message me if you’re interested and I’ll share it with you on LinkedIn.Pitchfork51 said:
What a kick in the nuts. So my owners are like yo can we get reports on their activity. Like sure bro I have a data scientist on contract who builds this shit for us.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Yep, you should see my newest hire. Sorry guys, not doxing her.Pitchfork51 said:I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"
Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.
But spoiler alert. It doesn't give you squat when they don't sell
Which it is so that's good. But the ultimate purpose was so that I could say hey it's now time to go ham and hire sales reps because we can now scale with it.
So we are doing that with absolutely no result. And I was really really hoping they wouldn't do the "what's your activity " fallback. Because I'm not the fucking sales manager.
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i fackin hate secret santa parties for work. so instead of buying actual gifts, i would just throw a $20 in the bag or scratch its. apparently everyone else got grinch motivations and did the same thing the next year. we all agreed that spending $20 on some shit that no one wants was stupid, so exchanging twenties was even dumber and that put an end to it. when my boss asked why, i said we all agreed to donate to charity, which, in true grinch fashion, never happened.TommySQC said:
Christmas is worse than Christmas parties.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Secret Santas are even worse than office Xmas parties
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Office hr corporate culture is shit and I refuse to participate.LB_33 said:
i fackin hate secret santa parties for work. so instead of buying actual gifts, i would just throw a $20 in the bag or scratch its. apparently everyone else got grinch motivations and did the same thing the next year. we all agreed that spending $20 on some shit that no one wants was stupid, so exchanging twenties was even dumber and that put an end to it. when my boss asked why, i said we all agreed to donate to charity, which, in true grinch fashion, never happened.TommySQC said:
Christmas is worse than Christmas parties.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Secret Santas are even worse than office Xmas parties
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