A moment to reflect
Just stew on that for awhile.
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Seriously, what happened to Biggus? Did the Fox lawyers go after him (Seriously)? Is there something else going on? That guy was a warrior!!11
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Addition by erection.
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DerekJohnson said:
In the past six months, we've lost both Biggus Dickus and More_Cockus.
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Hopefully we'll lose this whole board in a flaming nuclear holocaust
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Why do you hate Montreal?PostGameOrangeSlices said:Hopefully we'll lose this whole board in a flaming nuclear holocaust
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PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Hopefully we'll lose this whole board in a flaming
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I have used my powers of deduction to conclude that the more you like cock, the more likely you are to fag out.DerekJohnson said:In the past six months, we've lost both Biggus Dickus and More_Cockus.
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Hi.
I still lurk and read. Its been nice to see some of the shout-outs.
Here's the deal. My kid was born a month premature in early January, with 20% of his blood. Apparently the rest bled into his mother. We were on a trip, and my wife hadn't felt him kick in a while, so we went into the hospital to have her looked at, and ended up staying there for 45 days.
He was born with no heartbeat or respiration. They revived him, and he died again on the table on day 6 of life due to bleeding in his lungs. They saved him again. After he got out hospital, he had another one-in-a-million thing happen, he developed a cataract in one of his eyes - something called "persistent fetal vasculature." So he had to have the lens removed. Now mom has to put in and take out his contact lens every day and patch him for half his waking hours so the "bad" eye learns to see. He hates it.
Amazingly, the kid has hit all his milestones, and seems like he won't be retarded or crippled. But we have a long way to go before we know for sure. So, that's the crud.
As far as Doogman goes, I was a pretty meh poster. I was a dumbass who paid for the subscription, and I liked Race's Duckfighter schtick so I followed him over to the HHBv2 and posted once or twice over there, which got me banhammer'd. Me and Kim had a back and forth, basically he banned me for disloyalty. That really pissed me off.
Shortly thereafter iDawg got the AIDS and HHBv2 died.
Once I found this place, I thought it would be fun to chronicle all the bullshit that the lemon party trio was spinning to keep Seven in his cushy seat. So, I bought another membership, and started my bored. The Hindu chick never contacted me.
My membership is lapsed, and I don't really see the poont anymore. The good guys won.
Plus, I'm pretty fucking busy with an infant in the house now. Not sure I can get away with spending an hour or so each evening finding stupid shit on Doogman to post on my bored.
If someone wants to PM me maybe we can figure out a way to re-start the old research project in August or September, once this place quits being so devoted to dick-slap and fart-smelling competitions.
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Great read and all, but who the fuck are you?BiggusDickus said:Hi.
I still lurk and read. Its been nice to see some of the shout-outs.
Here's the deal. My kid was born a month premature in early January, with 20% of his blood. Apparently the rest bled into his mother. We were on a trip, and my wife hadn't felt him kick in a while, so we went into the hospital to have her looked at, and ended up staying there for 45 days.
He was born with no heartbeat or respiration. They revived him, and he died again on the table on day 6 of life due to bleeding in his lungs. They saved him again. After he got out hospital, he had another one-in-a-million thing happen, he developed a cataract in one of his eyes - something called "persistent fetal vasculature." So he had to have the lens removed. Now mom has to put in and take out his contact lens every day and patch him for half his waking hours so the "bad" eye learns to see. He hates it.
Amazingly, the kid has hit all his milestones, and seems like he won't be retarded or crippled. But we have a long way to go before we know for sure. So, that's the crud.
As far as Doogman goes, I was a pretty meh poster. I was a dumbass who paid for the subscription, and I liked Race's Duckfighter schtick so I followed him over to the HHBv2 and posted once or twice over there, which got me banhammer'd. Me and Kim had a back and forth, basically he banned me for disloyalty. That really pissed me off.
Shortly thereafter iDawg got the AIDS and HHBv2 died.
Once I found this place, I thought it would be fun to chronicle all the bullshit that the lemon party trio was spinning to keep Seven in his cushy seat. So, I bought another membership, and started my bored. The Hindu chick never contacted me.
My membership is lapsed, and I don't really see the poont anymore. The good guys won.
Plus, I'm pretty fucking busy with an infant in the house now. Not sure I can get away with spending an hour or so each evening finding stupid shit on Doogman to post on my bored.
If someone wants to PM me maybe we can figure out a way to re-start the old research project in August or September, once this place quits being so devoted to dick-slap and fart-smelling competitions. -
Nice to see you. Glad things have worked out. Holy shit. Even as big of a dick as I am, I won't make crud jokes anymore. Your baby is a rock star to have made it. I will still make dick slap jokes, but hope you come around more often anyway. Viva la Biggus!BiggusDickus said:Hi.
I still lurk and read. Its been nice to see some of the shout-outs.
Here's the deal. My kid was born a month premature in early January, with 20% of his blood. Apparently the rest bled into his mother. We were on a trip, and my wife hadn't felt him kick in a while, so we went into the hospital to have her looked at, and ended up staying there for 45 days.
He was born with no heartbeat or respiration. They revived him, and he died again on the table on day 6 of life due to bleeding in his lungs. They saved him again. After he got out hospital, he had another one-in-a-million thing happen, he developed a cataract in one of his eyes - something called "persistent fetal vasculature." So he had to have the lens removed. Now mom has to put in and take out his contact lens every day and patch him for half his waking hours so the "bad" eye learns to see. He hates it.
Amazingly, the kid has hit all his milestones, and seems like he won't be retarded or crippled. But we have a long way to go before we know for sure. So, that's the crud.
As far as Doogman goes, I was a pretty meh poster. I was a dumbass who paid for the subscription, and I liked Race's Duckfighter schtick so I followed him over to the HHBv2 and posted once or twice over there, which got me banhammer'd. Me and Kim had a back and forth, basically he banned me for disloyalty. That really pissed me off.
Shortly thereafter iDawg got the AIDS and HHBv2 died.
Once I found this place, I thought it would be fun to chronicle all the bullshit that the lemon party trio was spinning to keep Seven in his cushy seat. So, I bought another membership, and started my bored. The Hindu chick never contacted me.
My membership is lapsed, and I don't really see the poont anymore. The good guys won.
Plus, I'm pretty fucking busy with an infant in the house now. Not sure I can get away with spending an hour or so each evening finding stupid shit on Doogman to post on my bored.
If someone wants to PM me maybe we can figure out a way to re-start the old research project in August or September, once this place quits being so devoted to dick-slap and fart-smelling competitions. -
Jesus, man. Godspeed. What a horrible sequence of events. Cannot imagine. You are one strong motherfucker.
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Good to see you Biggus. You've always got a home here, unless I get fed up and shut the place down.
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Wow. That's a pretty amazing story. Thanks for the update even though us fucktards aren't worthy of it. We'd love it if Northwest Football Fucktards made a comeback this fall, but obviously you've got more important shit going on. Good luck Biggus. Hope to have you around here for a while. You pissed off Kim and that's all it takes to be a celebrity around here.
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We've got nowhere else to go....DerekJohnson said:Good to see you Biggus. You've always got a home here, unless I get fed up and shut the place down.
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Gawd-damn.
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Your kid >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Drecklund's kid.BiggusDickus said:Hi.
I still lurk and read. Its been nice to see some of the shout-outs.
Here's the deal. My kid was born a month premature in early January, with 20% of his blood. Apparently the rest bled into his mother. We were on a trip, and my wife hadn't felt him kick in a while, so we went into the hospital to have her looked at, and ended up staying there for 45 days.
He was born with no heartbeat or respiration. They revived him, and he died again on the table on day 6 of life due to bleeding in his lungs. They saved him again. After he got out hospital, he had another one-in-a-million thing happen, he developed a cataract in one of his eyes - something called "persistent fetal vasculature." So he had to have the lens removed. Now mom has to put in and take out his contact lens every day and patch him for half his waking hours so the "bad" eye learns to see. He hates it.
Amazingly, the kid has hit all his milestones, and seems like he won't be retarded or crippled. But we have a long way to go before we know for sure. So, that's the crud.
As far as Doogman goes, I was a pretty meh poster. I was a dumbass who paid for the subscription, and I liked Race's Duckfighter schtick so I followed him over to the HHBv2 and posted once or twice over there, which got me banhammer'd. Me and Kim had a back and forth, basically he banned me for disloyalty. That really pissed me off.
Shortly thereafter iDawg got the AIDS and HHBv2 died.
Once I found this place, I thought it would be fun to chronicle all the bullshit that the lemon party trio was spinning to keep Seven in his cushy seat. So, I bought another membership, and started my bored. The Hindu chick never contacted me.
My membership is lapsed, and I don't really see the poont anymore. The good guys won.
Plus, I'm pretty fucking busy with an infant in the house now. Not sure I can get away with spending an hour or so each evening finding stupid shit on Doogman to post on my bored.
If someone wants to PM me maybe we can figure out a way to re-start the old research project in August or September, once this place quits being so devoted to dick-slap and fart-smelling competitions.
My wife's due in three months, I can't even imagine what you guys have gone through. Thanks for the update. And props to you for putting your priorities in the right place.
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Wow, glad to see you are still around, Biggus. That is quite the story, really happy to hear everything is going well! Your kid is a trooper, must get it from his Mom!
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You're living through one of my greatest fears and probably handing it better than I would. Just wanted to offer some encouragement.
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Never mind that. Who the fuck is iDawg?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Great read and all, but who the fuck are you?BiggusDickus said:Hi.
I still lurk and read. Its been nice to see some of the shout-outs.
Here's the deal. My kid was born a month premature in early January, with 20% of his blood. Apparently the rest bled into his mother. We were on a trip, and my wife hadn't felt him kick in a while, so we went into the hospital to have her looked at, and ended up staying there for 45 days.
He was born with no heartbeat or respiration. They revived him, and he died again on the table on day 6 of life due to bleeding in his lungs. They saved him again. After he got out hospital, he had another one-in-a-million thing happen, he developed a cataract in one of his eyes - something called "persistent fetal vasculature." So he had to have the lens removed. Now mom has to put in and take out his contact lens every day and patch him for half his waking hours so the "bad" eye learns to see. He hates it.
Amazingly, the kid has hit all his milestones, and seems like he won't be retarded or crippled. But we have a long way to go before we know for sure. So, that's the crud.
As far as Doogman goes, I was a pretty meh poster. I was a dumbass who paid for the subscription, and I liked Race's Duckfighter schtick so I followed him over to the HHBv2 and posted once or twice over there, which got me banhammer'd. Me and Kim had a back and forth, basically he banned me for disloyalty. That really pissed me off.
Shortly thereafter iDawg got the AIDS and HHBv2 died.
Once I found this place, I thought it would be fun to chronicle all the bullshit that the lemon party trio was spinning to keep Seven in his cushy seat. So, I bought another membership, and started my bored. The Hindu chick never contacted me.
My membership is lapsed, and I don't really see the poont anymore. The good guys won.
Plus, I'm pretty fucking busy with an infant in the house now. Not sure I can get away with spending an hour or so each evening finding stupid shit on Doogman to post on my bored.
If someone wants to PM me maybe we can figure out a way to re-start the old research project in August or September, once this place quits being so devoted to dick-slap and fart-smelling competitions. -
Damn, what a tough little kid...reminds me of a very young Teddy Roosevelt battling for his life as a young boy (terrible asthma and nearly suffocated a couple of times in his dad's arms during humid NYC summers).
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Pics or the whole damn story is a lie.BiggusDickus said:Hi.
I still lurk and read. Its been nice to see some of the shout-outs.
Here's the deal. My kid was born a month premature in early January, with 20% of his blood. Apparently the rest bled into his mother. We were on a trip, and my wife hadn't felt him kick in a while, so we went into the hospital to have her looked at, and ended up staying there for 45 days.
He was born with no heartbeat or respiration. They revived him, and he died again on the table on day 6 of life due to bleeding in his lungs. They saved him again. After he got out hospital, he had another one-in-a-million thing happen, he developed a cataract in one of his eyes - something called "persistent fetal vasculature." So he had to have the lens removed. Now mom has to put in and take out his contact lens every day and patch him for half his waking hours so the "bad" eye learns to see. He hates it.
Amazingly, the kid has hit all his milestones, and seems like he won't be retarded or crippled. But we have a long way to go before we know for sure. So, that's the crud.
As far as Doogman goes, I was a pretty meh poster. I was a dumbass who paid for the subscription, and I liked Race's Duckfighter schtick so I followed him over to the HHBv2 and posted once or twice over there, which got me banhammer'd. Me and Kim had a back and forth, basically he banned me for disloyalty. That really pissed me off.
Shortly thereafter iDawg got the AIDS and HHBv2 died.
Once I found this place, I thought it would be fun to chronicle all the bullshit that the lemon party trio was spinning to keep Seven in his cushy seat. So, I bought another membership, and started my bored. The Hindu chick never contacted me.
My membership is lapsed, and I don't really see the poont anymore. The good guys won.
Plus, I'm pretty fucking busy with an infant in the house now. Not sure I can get away with spending an hour or so each evening finding stupid shit on Doogman to post on my bored.
If someone wants to PM me maybe we can figure out a way to re-start the old research project in August or September, once this place quits being so devoted to dick-slap and fart-smelling competitions. -
Ts and Ps for the Dickus family.
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We have really classy poasters here.Doogles said:Ts and Ps for the Dickus family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1JgMxRm--0
