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BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 10,522
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I get emails. @Swaye is Kristen pretty hot? Should I at least meet with her?

We are interested in creating a proposal for your locations. Please reply directly to this email.

For your Information: We also have a disinfectant service to offer now to help with the COVID-19 Virus containment. It’s called VitalClean. * More information below*

My name is Kristen (redacted), and I am contacting you on behalf of Orkin Commercial Services. I work directly with Shane (redacted), Account Manager. We are interested in scheduling an appointment to conduct an inspection for (redacted) to bid to be your pest control provider. Even if you are currently using another vendor we would be interested in speaking with you regarding future bidding opportunities.

We are an approved third-party audit vendor and therefore, guarantee our work. Since 1901, Orkin has been protecting businesses by combining a deep scientific knowledge of pests with a thorough understanding of each customer’s unique needs. Today, Orkin is trusted by more businesses in North America than any other pest management provider, serving more than 1.7 million clients through more than 400 locations across the world.

Here is a brief list of some of the services offered by Orkin:
Roach Treatments
Bed Bug Treatments Both Heat & Chemical Available + K-9 & Proactive
VitalClean *
Ant, Fruit Fly & Fly Programs
Spider Control
Rodent Control
Bird Control
Stinging Pests
Termite Treatments
Moles, Voles & Gophers
Floor/Drain Cleaning & Odor Control
We Are Insured and Bonded

Thank you for your time and we look forward to giving the best pest control service in the industry!


“Your reputation is our Business”

Thank You,
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    rodmansragerodmansrage Member Posts: 6,022
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    woulda been a lot cooler if kristin mentioned how many bugs her and her team genocided killed.


    woulda closed the deal for me.
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,601
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    woulda been a lot cooler if kristin mentioned how many bugs her and her team genocided killed.


    woulda closed the deal for me.

    @Swaye can give us the deets
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    DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 60,082
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    I am so happy for Shane now that he got that promotion to account manager

    Maybe he'll finally donate
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    ShaneShane Member Posts: 53
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    I am so happy for Shane now that he got that promotion to account manager

    Poor Lance is getting left behind.
    I'm done with that cheater!


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    ShaneShane Member Posts: 53
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    I am so happy for Shane now that he got that promotion to account manager

    Maybe he'll finally donate
    Hurtful.
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    doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
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    Swaye said:

    woulda been a lot cooler if kristin mentioned how many bugs her and her team genocided killed.


    woulda closed the deal for me.

    @Swaye can give us the deets
    I asked Kristin out at the office Christmas party. By "asked out" I really mean "clumsily and drunkenly groped before getting kicked and beaten with a purse." So yeah, that one cost me a 3 day unpaid vacation and 8 hours of Orkin organized sensitivity training.

    Worth it.


    Wonder what Kristens secret closing technique is and if she would share it with the rest of the sales team
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    Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,860
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    Swaye said:

    woulda been a lot cooler if kristin mentioned how many bugs her and her team genocided killed.


    woulda closed the deal for me.

    @Swaye can give us the deets
    I asked Kristin out at the office Christmas party. By "asked out" I really mean "clumsily and drunkenly groped before getting kicked and beaten with a purse." So yeah, that one cost me a 3 day unpaid vacation and 8 hours of Orkin organized sensitivity training.

    Worth it.


    legend
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    Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,860
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    Secret Santas are even worse than office Xmas parties
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,601
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    Office christmas parties are the dumbest idea. I skipped mine last year and this year we didnt have one. It was great.
    Like if I want to get drunk at a party it sure as fuck isnt with you guys.

    Only reason you don't go is that they don't serve White Claw.
    Oh but they do my friend.
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    chuckchuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 10,623
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    doogie said:

    Swaye said:

    woulda been a lot cooler if kristin mentioned how many bugs her and her team genocided killed.


    woulda closed the deal for me.

    @Swaye can give us the deets
    I asked Kristin out at the office Christmas party. By "asked out" I really mean "clumsily and drunkenly groped before getting kicked and beaten with a purse." So yeah, that one cost me a 3 day unpaid vacation and 8 hours of Orkin organized sensitivity training.

    Worth it.


    Wonder what Kristens secret closing technique is and if she would share it with the rest of the sales team
    The close starts with an opening, which looks to be in progress in her official Orkin employee directory photo that Swaye shared. I've been staring and waiting. I know it'll happen.
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,601
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    I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"

    Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.
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    dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,931
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    I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"

    Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.

    Yep, you should see my newest hire. Sorry guys, not doxing her.
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,601
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    I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"

    Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.

    Yep, you should see my newest hire. Sorry guys, not doxing her.
    What a kick in the nuts. So my owners are like yo can we get reports on their activity. Like sure bro I have a data scientist on contract who builds this shit for us.

    But spoiler alert. It doesn't give you squat when they don't sell
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