4x as many troops will be at Biden’s inauguration than are in Afghanistan

I came home to a postcard from the Secret Service once. They asked me to call for an interview. Couple of the boys dropped by and of course wouldn't say what they were there for. I was in Spokane working on a job at the time and had blueprints out in the temp house

Oh so you know how to read a blueprint huh?

Uh yes

While they questioned me I questioned them then said - my ex wife called you didn't she? They turned beet red. Busted

In a drunken phone call when she asked me what I wanted to do with my life I said be an urban terrorist. This was 1980. We all had a big belly laugh and they left

Also got a visit in 73 when I called the White House and said "we got Erlichman and Hadleman and you're next Dick" You could leave a message