The Great Reset of Swaye's Wigwam
"Did I qualify for the cigar cutter? I'm not certain I made the ... cut.
Regardless I donated not for the cutter, but the really slow content in the wam. Sooner or later Swaye will share personal nudes, and that is what I pay for."
(I will let him decide if he wants to identify himself)
Nevertheless, the fact remains that our only poster with inside information has been chased away from this site twice by you filthy animals.
For us to continue advertising Swaye's Wigwam as "Boobs, Guns and Inside Information!" isn't completely true.
Stalin is dedicated to truth in advertising. So I had an early morning powwow with Swaye over this matter. He blurted out that the Wam is really all about "Wet T-Shirts and Malarkey!"
To which I replied, "there's our new slogan for the Wam!"
So our secret, premium board will continue to have various article drops, gun videos from YouTube and Playboy style nudity photos. In the once in a blue moon that I receive inside info I will post there, and others are encouraged to do likewise. But the main focus going forward will be a place focusing on pure, undiluted malarkey. @PurpleBaze
I have included a screen shot below to show that the Wam does actually exist. (To this day, many people think its some inside joke that we've made up).
If you haven't joined but wish to support the site and enter the speakeasy known as Swaye's Wigwam, it's a mere $129 a year.
You can join by clicking this link...
Venmo is also available, please PM me for details.
Thank you again to everyone who has supported this site. There will be more small-to-medium changes coming in the next few days.
Comments
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I approve of this new form of malarkey!
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Glad you approve, @CFetters_Nacho_Lover, but I wonder how @GrundleStiltzkin feels.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:I approve of this new form of malarkey!
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Thank you for your thoughts, but I'm more concerned with @GhostOfGerberding, @dlhamp1, @Nmm66, @BDedich, and @VenoysPinkyRingPurpleBaze said:
Glad you approve, @CFetters_Nacho_Lover, but I wonder how @GrundleStiltzkin feels.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:I approve of this new form of malarkey!
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@sonics1993 is worthless like any other insider and needs to stop taking himself so seriously and stop getting punked by our 12 year old son here
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He does need to stop taking himself so seriously, but the fact remains that many people loved his posts.RaceBannon said:@sonics1993 is worthless like any other insider and needs to stop taking himself so seriously and stop getting punked by our 12 year old son here
It's all a mute* point now, as I believe he's gone for good. -
Bitcoin millionaires are a fickle group.DerekJohnson said:
He does need to stop taking himself so seriously, but the fact remains that many people loved his posts.RaceBannon said:@sonics1993 is worthless like any other insider and needs to stop taking himself so seriously and stop getting punked by our 12 year old son here
It's all a mute* point now, as I believe he's gone for good. -
He’ll be back. We’re still the best boreds out there for actual substantive football and recruiting discussion, people forget that.DerekJohnson said:
He does need to stop taking himself so seriously, but the fact remains that many people loved his posts.RaceBannon said:@sonics1993 is worthless like any other insider and needs to stop taking himself so seriously and stop getting punked by our 12 year old son here
It's all a mute* point now, as I believe he's gone for good. -
I dunno, BDIIW is heating up.Miley_Cyrus said:
He’ll be back. We’re still the best boreds out there for actual substantive football and recruiting discussion, people forget that.DerekJohnson said:
He does need to stop taking himself so seriously, but the fact remains that many people loved his posts.RaceBannon said:@sonics1993 is worthless like any other insider and needs to stop taking himself so seriously and stop getting punked by our 12 year old son here
It's all a mute* point now, as I believe he's gone for good. -
I was promised NO malarkey
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This is what happens... I pull my
500Kgifted Wam subscription for the first year ever and the Wam is already starting to fall apart.
Let me back in and Ill use the money not spent on a 3D printer to make some HardcoreHusky branded butt plugs or something that we can give out in the next fundraiser.
You will be sure to get a solid return on your free investment. -
GRUNDLE STOpGrundleStiltzkin said:
I dunno, BDIIW is heating up.Miley_Cyrus said:
He’ll be back. We’re still the best boreds out there for actual substantive football and recruiting discussion, people forget that.DerekJohnson said:
He does need to stop taking himself so seriously, but the fact remains that many people loved his posts.RaceBannon said:@sonics1993 is worthless like any other insider and needs to stop taking himself so seriously and stop getting punked by our 12 year old son here
It's all a mute* point now, as I believe he's gone for good. -
GrundleStiltzkin said:
I dunno, BDIIW is heating up.Miley_Cyrus said:
He’ll be back. We’re still the best boreds out there for actual substantive football and recruiting discussion, people forget that.DerekJohnson said:
He does need to stop taking himself so seriously, but the fact remains that many people loved his posts.RaceBannon said:@sonics1993 is worthless like any other insider and needs to stop taking himself so seriously and stop getting punked by our 12 year old son here
It's all a mute* point now, as I believe he's gone for good.
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Meanwhile, I shall have to continue pouring all the free, cold beer on my shitty little bored. Drink up you cheapskates.
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This addressed to you apparently.YellowSnow said:Meanwhile, I shall have to continue pouring all the free, cold beer on my shitty little bored. Drink up you cheapskates.
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The five people this resulted in checking out BDIIW, overloaded their servers.GrundleStiltzkin said:
I dunno, BDIIW is heating up.Miley_Cyrus said:
He’ll be back. We’re still the best boreds out there for actual substantive football and recruiting discussion, people forget that.DerekJohnson said:
He does need to stop taking himself so seriously, but the fact remains that many people loved his posts.RaceBannon said:@sonics1993 is worthless like any other insider and needs to stop taking himself so seriously and stop getting punked by our 12 year old son here
It's all a mute* point now, as I believe he's gone for good. -
"Playboy style nudity"?
I once posted a gif of two nude debutantes, one on all four shooting a cucumber out of her butthole which smash-cut turned into a bomb blasting away some city in Lebanon or Syria.
It was my most popular post yet. -
With all this free pub I figure now is a good time to remind everyone about my July residency of the Duchess (a)men or (a)women's room (depending on the day). TIA. Go dwags! Also I make house calls. But no kissing on the lips (you know who you are). Kissing's for homo's.
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I thought the city was Pahrump, NVSpoonieLuv said:"Playboy style nudity"?
I once posted a gif of two nude debutantes, one on all four shooting a cucumber out of her butthole which smash-cut turned into a bomb blasting away some city in Lebanon or Syria.
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No he’s not. These guys all need attention.DerekJohnson said:
He does need to stop taking himself so seriously, but the fact remains that many people loved his posts.RaceBannon said:@sonics1993 is worthless like any other insider and needs to stop taking himself so seriously and stop getting punked by our 12 year old son here
It's all a mute* point now, as I believe he's gone for good. -
Playboy style nudity = topless photos of me and my moobs.
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It takes years to attract enough 40+ old fucking weirdos as this place does.
