QB1 says Merry Xmas

Comments
-
I'm pretty sure Party Animal over there posts on Hardcore HuskyGladstone said: -
@RoadDawg55 was fucking right that kid is balding fast as fuck.
-
Well now it’s clear where his amazingly chiseled Adonis-like physique comes from.
-
-
I don't get the 5/8ths sleeves. For me its short sleeve(above the elbow and loose) or long sleeve (to the end of wrist and tight). That just past the elbow and snug is the worst sleeve situation u can have.
-
Most people call them 3/4 sleeves. They’re just trying to cover their arms, not fasten a bolt.rustysavage said:I don't get the 5/8ths sleeves. For me its short sleeve(above the elbow and loose) or long sleeve (to the end of wrist and tight). That just past the elbow and snug is the worst sleeve situation u can have.
The 3/4 sleeve has many advantages, including:
* Being a 4/4 sleeve for Justin Flowe and others with T-Rex arms.
* Your wrists don’t get soggy when doing dishes after dinner or pumping gas at work.
* Very handy when you want to fist someone but are too cold to take off your shirt.
* Not having to roll up your sleeves would save you over an hour over the course of your life.
* Shows off buff forearms to impress the dudes at the community theater.
* Lessens the chance that Mr. or Mrs. Morris will snag your sweater when ravenously reaching for more dinner rolls and spreadable butter.
* Less likely to catch your sweater on fire whilst using a torch to smoke drugs. -
💀💀💀RatherBeBrewing said:
Most people call them 3/4 sleeves. They’re just trying to cover their arms, not fasten a bolt.rustysavage said:I don't get the 5/8ths sleeves. For me its short sleeve(above the elbow and loose) or long sleeve (to the end of wrist and tight). That just past the elbow and snug is the worst sleeve situation u can have.
The 3/4 sleeve has many advantages, including:
* Being a 4/4 sleeve for Justin Flowe and others with T-Rex arms.
* Your wrists don’t get soggy when doing dishes after dinner or pumping gas at work.
* Very handy when you want to fist someone but are too cold to take off your shirt.
* Not having to roll up your sleeves would save you over an hour over the course of your life.
* Shows off buff forearms to impress the dudes at the community theater.
* Lessens the chance that Mr. or Mrs. Morris will snag your sweater when ravenously reaching for more dinner rolls and spreadable butter.
* Less likely to catch your sweater on fire whilst using a torch to smoke drugs. -
I removed the "Brazzers" photo, after I imagined if this had been a family photo of one of our posters with Brazzers put on there. I wouldn't allow for that so I drew the line with Dylan Morris too.
-
Chicks like rolled up sleeves. I won’t give you a pup rant and the sleeves do look to actually be 3/4 and not rolled up, but still.rustysavage said:I don't get the 5/8ths sleeves. For me its short sleeve(above the elbow and loose) or long sleeve (to the end of wrist and tight). That just past the elbow and snug is the worst sleeve situation u can have.
-
Sounds like it's coming straight out of the uw ads mouthDerekJohnson said:I removed the "Brazzers" photo, after I imagined if this had been a family photo of one of our posters with Brazzers put on there. I wouldn't allow for that so I drew the line with Dylan Morris too.
-
Incest frowned upon, noted. This is why it’s so hard to have an SEC quality program on the West Coast.DerekJohnson said:I removed the "Brazzers" photo, after I imagined if this had been a family photo of one of our posters with Brazzers put on there. I wouldn't allow for that so I drew the line with Dylan Morris too.
-
I’ve ordered a monthly clothing box for a couple years, which is nice because I hate shopping.
Recently, a couple items have been repeats so I changed my settings from “general” to “forward.” Apparently, I’m completely out of touch because the next package was a light gray sweatshirt and sweats combo that is basically my elderly dad’s Kirkland retirement uniform.
This is the hip shit now boys! I’m about to be swimming in poon!!
-
That’s Fleek
-
@Doog_de_Jour end this debateRoadDawg55 said:
Chicks like rolled up sleeves. I won’t give you a pup rant and the sleeves do look to actually be 3/4 and not rolled up, but still.rustysavage said:I don't get the 5/8ths sleeves. For me its short sleeve(above the elbow and loose) or long sleeve (to the end of wrist and tight). That just past the elbow and snug is the worst sleeve situation u can have.
-
Do people really not know about the forearm/rolled sleeve thing?FireCohen said:
@Doog_de_Jour end this debateRoadDawg55 said:
Chicks like rolled up sleeves. I won’t give you a pup rant and the sleeves do look to actually be 3/4 and not rolled up, but still.rustysavage said:I don't get the 5/8ths sleeves. For me its short sleeve(above the elbow and loose) or long sleeve (to the end of wrist and tight). That just past the elbow and snug is the worst sleeve situation u can have.
As a gay married man that can easily lull women into a false sense of security, I have had plenty of women openly admit to their strange exposed rolled up sleeve forearm fetish. -
Derek Johnson is just a puppet of the UW!Pitchfork51 said:
Sounds like it's coming straight out of the uw ads mouthDerekJohnson said:I removed the "Brazzers" photo, after I imagined if this had been a family photo of one of our posters with Brazzers put on there. I wouldn't allow for that so I drew the line with Dylan Morris too.
-
#nobulgeQuietcowskee said:I’ve ordered a monthly clothing box for a couple years, which is nice because I hate shopping.
Recently, a couple items have been repeats so I changed my settings from “general” to “forward.” Apparently, I’m completely out of touch because the next package was a light gray sweatshirt and sweats combo that is basically my elderly dad’s Kirkland retirement uniform.
This is the hip shit now boys! I’m about to be swimming in poon!! -
Who are the offensive lineman? Don't recognize them.Gladstone said:
-
Thread turned out far more hilarious than I imagined. Also Dylan not being bad was one of the pleasant surprises of 2020.
-
Hypothetical: This is a thread about my family's Christmas wishes, and I'm reading the thread.
"Your mom's fat." Oh, these lovable scamps.
"Way to be going bald, Dude." HA! Hardcore Husky does it again!
"Nice shitty sleeves, big bro." Nailed it again! That's funny, fellas, he does have have weird sleeves!
"Mom and Dad and Bro are an offensive line." Good one!
[Sees Brazzers logo on photo] WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT IS THIS SHIT!? I AM HORRIBLY OFFENDED AND DEMAND AN APOLOGY! -
Sorry... but those ain't no 3/4 sleeves fellas. 3/4 is the cut for baseball undershirts. If this dude reaches for anything those are popping back over his elbow.
-
Dude is doing the most he can with those genetics.Gladstone said: