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Any of y’all been to TexAgs?
They are the Alabama of college football message boards. The tale of MF Barnes aka the Hardest Working Man in Oil is one of the best things I’ve seen in the internet that didn’t require an anonymous browser. They took down this pathological liar who, amongst other things, claimed: to have coined the Johnny Football nickname, being a successful oil exploration company owner and petroleum engineer, former A&M football player, strength coach for the Dallas Cowboys, big shot connected booster, world class guitar player who jams with legends, and owner of many nice things redneck southerners like.
Barnes photoshopped his head on different bodies, stole a PhD dissertation from some immigrant where he changed the name, ran fake fundraisers, had an ESPN article written, made fake industry magazine covers, got verified by third parties - all kinds of crazy shit. They got suspicious when Barnes posted someone else’s workshop pics as his own. This led to TexAgs digging into everything, with Barnes being outed as a loser with real life consequences for his fraud. Requires some digging, but google MFBarnes TexAgs or start here: https://texags.com/forums/46/topics/2610710/2
They also exposed Oklahoma’s QB and number one recruit Rhett Bomar as receiving money from a booster, leading to him being kicked off the team. They have astronauts posting from space, and there isn’t even a single cosmonaut here, just a couple of scatronauts.
What I’m trying to say is that Hardcore Husky’s Xs and Buttholes are no match for their Jimbos and Joes. It’s always about the recruiting once you get into the top-5. -
everything's bigger in texass, including the liars?RatherBeBrewing said:Any of y’all been to TexAgs?
They are the Alabama of college football message boards. The tale of MF Barnes aka the Hardest Working Man in Oil is one of the best things I’ve seen in the internet that didn’t require an anonymous browser. They took down this pathological liar who, amongst other things, claimed: to have coined the Johnny Football nickname, being a successful oil exploration company owner and petroleum engineer, former A&M football player, strength coach for the Dallas Cowboys, big shot connected booster, world class guitar player who jams with legends, and owner of many nice things redneck southerners like.
Barnes photoshopped his head on different bodies, stole a PhD dissertation from some immigrant where he changed the name, ran fake fundraisers, had an ESPN article written, made fake industry magazine covers, got verified by third parties - all kinds of crazy shit. They got suspicious when Barnes posted someone else’s workshop pics as his own. This led to TexAgs digging into everything, with Barnes being outed as a loser with real life consequences for his fraud. Requires some digging, but google MFBarnes TexAgs or start here: https://texags.com/forums/46/topics/2610710/2
They also exposed Oklahoma’s QB and number one recruit Rhett Bomar as receiving money from a booster, leading to him being kicked off the team. They have astronauts posting from space, and there isn’t even a single cosmonaut here, just a couple of scatronauts.
What I’m trying to say is that Hardcore Husky’s Xs and Buttholes are no match for their Jimbos and Joes. It’s always about the recruiting once you get into the top-5. -
That's a lot of work for some ChinsRatherBeBrewing said:Any of y’all been to TexAgs?
They are the Alabama of college football message boards. The tale of MF Barnes aka the Hardest Working Man in Oil is one of the best things I’ve seen in the internet that didn’t require an anonymous browser. They took down this pathological liar who, amongst other things, claimed: to have coined the Johnny Football nickname, being a successful oil exploration company owner and petroleum engineer, former A&M football player, strength coach for the Dallas Cowboys, big shot connected booster, world class guitar player who jams with legends, and owner of many nice things redneck southerners like.
Barnes photoshopped his head on different bodies, stole a PhD dissertation from some immigrant where he changed the name, ran fake fundraisers, had an ESPN article written, made fake industry magazine covers, got verified by third parties - all kinds of crazy shit. They got suspicious when Barnes posted someone else’s workshop pics as his own. This led to TexAgs digging into everything, with Barnes being outed as a loser with real life consequences for his fraud. Requires some digging, but google MFBarnes TexAgs or start here: https://texags.com/forums/46/topics/2610710/2
They also exposed Oklahoma’s QB and number one recruit Rhett Bomar as receiving money from a booster, leading to him being kicked off the team. They have astronauts posting from space, and there isn’t even a single cosmonaut here, just a couple of scatronauts.
What I’m trying to say is that Hardcore Husky’s Xs and Buttholes are no match for their Jimbos and Joes. It’s always about the recruiting once you get into the top-5. -
I'll put Pup against Barnes anytime
Did Barnes write all the content for Dawgman in the 90's?
Did Barnes tell the readers how to leave a little coke for a second roundin of the poundin?
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It’s nothing for the hardest working man on the internet. Also, he stole money with a gofundme for some Aggie when their house burned down - so not just in it for the internet points. He was already rich in real life chins.greenblood said:
That's a lot of work for some ChinsRatherBeBrewing said:Any of y’all been to TexAgs?
They are the Alabama of college football message boards. The tale of MF Barnes aka the Hardest Working Man in Oil is one of the best things I’ve seen in the internet that didn’t require an anonymous browser. They took down this pathological liar who, amongst other things, claimed: to have coined the Johnny Football nickname, being a successful oil exploration company owner and petroleum engineer, former A&M football player, strength coach for the Dallas Cowboys, big shot connected booster, world class guitar player who jams with legends, and owner of many nice things redneck southerners like.
Barnes photoshopped his head on different bodies, stole a PhD dissertation from some immigrant where he changed the name, ran fake fundraisers, had an ESPN article written, made fake industry magazine covers, got verified by third parties - all kinds of crazy shit. They got suspicious when Barnes posted someone else’s workshop pics as his own. This led to TexAgs digging into everything, with Barnes being outed as a loser with real life consequences for his fraud. Requires some digging, but google MFBarnes TexAgs or start here: https://texags.com/forums/46/topics/2610710/2
They also exposed Oklahoma’s QB and number one recruit Rhett Bomar as receiving money from a booster, leading to him being kicked off the team. They have astronauts posting from space, and there isn’t even a single cosmonaut here, just a couple of scatronauts.
What I’m trying to say is that Hardcore Husky’s Xs and Buttholes are no match for their Jimbos and Joes. It’s always about the recruiting once you get into the top-5.
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What was his stance on bitcoin?
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https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2875692/1RatherBeBrewing said:
It’s nothing for the hardest working man on the internet. Also, he stole money with a gofundme for some Aggie when their house burned down - so not just in it for the internet points. He was already rich in real life chins.greenblood said:
That's a lot of work for some ChinsRatherBeBrewing said:Any of y’all been to TexAgs?
They are the Alabama of college football message boards. The tale of MF Barnes aka the Hardest Working Man in Oil is one of the best things I’ve seen in the internet that didn’t require an anonymous browser. They took down this pathological liar who, amongst other things, claimed: to have coined the Johnny Football nickname, being a successful oil exploration company owner and petroleum engineer, former A&M football player, strength coach for the Dallas Cowboys, big shot connected booster, world class guitar player who jams with legends, and owner of many nice things redneck southerners like.
Barnes photoshopped his head on different bodies, stole a PhD dissertation from some immigrant where he changed the name, ran fake fundraisers, had an ESPN article written, made fake industry magazine covers, got verified by third parties - all kinds of crazy shit. They got suspicious when Barnes posted someone else’s workshop pics as his own. This led to TexAgs digging into everything, with Barnes being outed as a loser with real life consequences for his fraud. Requires some digging, but google MFBarnes TexAgs or start here: https://texags.com/forums/46/topics/2610710/2
They also exposed Oklahoma’s QB and number one recruit Rhett Bomar as receiving money from a booster, leading to him being kicked off the team. They have astronauts posting from space, and there isn’t even a single cosmonaut here, just a couple of scatronauts.
What I’m trying to say is that Hardcore Husky’s Xs and Buttholes are no match for their Jimbos and Joes. It’s always about the recruiting once you get into the top-5. -
The Pac 12 North is a difficult hard banner to raise.
Stanford would know.
Oregon would know.
Washington would know.
National die hard college football people also know. But will they write about it? -
I believe he made his pretend money the old fashioned way. By inheriting imaginary land.Quietcowskee said:What was his stance on bitcoin?
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longduckdong said:
As of 8am this morning this amazing take on CFB message boards has a total of 7 retweets and 21 likes.
A meme of a ladybug saying “Have a great day” would be way more popular.
NOGAF
Just made TigerDroppings, those number will climb.
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Multiple people there have noticed that this sounds like a porn site... and if @DerekJohnson didn't keep interfering it would be!Purple_Pills said:longduckdong said:As of 8am this morning this amazing take on CFB message boards has a total of 7 retweets and 21 likes.
A meme of a ladybug saying “Have a great day” would be way more popular.
NOGAF
Just made TigerDroppings, those number will climb. -
I told you guys this place is better when you hate your team and coach
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Now we hate everyonePitchfork51 said:I told you guys this place is better when you hate your team and coach
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Nothings changed with me.FireCohen said:
Now we hate everyonePitchfork51 said:I told you guys this place is better when you hate your team and coach
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Purple_Pills said:longduckdong said:
As of 8am this morning this amazing take on CFB message boards has a total of 7 retweets and 21 likes.
A meme of a ladybug saying “Have a great day” would be way more popular.
NOGAF
Just made TigerDroppings, those number will climb.
A long time ago a buddy and I went over to his friends house because he was having a barbecue or some shit. I’d met the dude before, looked like a 5’2” uglier version of Jack Black but his girlfriend was this gorgeous 5’10” model looking chick. Seeing his shabby home deepened the mystery. Anyway, he asks us if we want any blow. I had been keeping my nose clean, but what the hell. I might have just solved the mystery. He goes into the bedroom, opens up some drawers until he finds a mason jar full of blow and starts weighing it out. As I awkwardly stand there and look around I see that one of the drawers has a giant strap-on in it. I’m not as well versed in the product as I assume some of you to be, but I don’t believe they get much bigger than that one.
What I’m trying to say is that TigerDroppings is like the hot cokehead and this bored is coke dealing mini Jack Black, they’ve got it pegged pretty good.
They’re actually pretty boring over at TigerDroppings. Not even the best Tiger team with a Death Valley board. I haven’t seen the Clemson one since before they won their first modern title, but I remember TigerNet as having entertainment value. Anything other than slavish praise for Clemson was viewed by some posters as cause to hunt and kill the offending party. -
The More Sports Board over there is pretty good when college football and other sports are normal.RatherBeBrewing said:They’re actually pretty boring over at TigerDroppings.
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Did a small Chinese man start lighting firecrackers?RatherBeBrewing said:Purple_Pills said:longduckdong said:As of 8am this morning this amazing take on CFB message boards has a total of 7 retweets and 21 likes.
A meme of a ladybug saying “Have a great day” would be way more popular.
NOGAF
Just made TigerDroppings, those number will climb.
A long time ago a buddy and I went over to his friends house because he was having a barbecue or some shit. I’d met the dude before, looked like a 5’2” uglier version of Jack Black but his girlfriend was this gorgeous 5’10” model looking chick. Seeing his shabby home deepened the mystery. Anyway, he asks us if we want any blow. I had been keeping my nose clean, but what the hell. I might have just solved the mystery. He goes into the bedroom, opens up some drawers until he finds a mason jar full of blow and starts weighing it out. As I awkwardly stand there and look around I see that one of the drawers has a giant strap-on in it. I’m not as well versed in the product as I assume some of you to be, but I don’t believe they get much bigger than that one.
What I’m trying to say is that TigerDroppings is like the hot cokehead and this bored is coke dealing mini Jack Black, they’ve got it pegged pretty good.
They’re actually pretty boring over at TigerDroppings. Not even the best Tiger team with a Death Valley board. I haven’t seen the Clemson one since before they won their first modern title, but I remember TigerNet as having entertainment value. Anything other than slavish praise for Clemson was viewed by some posters as cause to hunt and kill the offending party.
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Should also add that I plagiarismed pumpy's shit fuckos.
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Message Board Genius meet Puppy
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RaceBannon said:
Message Board Genius meet Puppy
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@DerekJohnson , send that to pup, maybe he'd get so pissed at @CFetters_Nacho_Lover's stolen valor FREE PUB that he'll come back.
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If this brought back Pup, everyone would line up to TMFMSGrundleStiltzkin said:@DerekJohnson , send that to pup, maybe he'd get so pissed at @CFetters_Nacho_Lover's stolen valor FREE PUB that he'll come back.
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Okay I'll do that right nowGrundleStiltzkin said:@DerekJohnson , send that to pup, maybe he'd get so pissed at @CFetters_Nacho_Lover's stolen valor FREE PUB that he'll come back.
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I told him Nacho was plagiarism his shit and provided the link.GrundleStiltzkin said:@DerekJohnson , send that to pup, maybe he'd get so pissed at @CFetters_Nacho_Lover's stolen valor FREE PUB that he'll come back.
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They failed to provide proper context for my Herbstreit/syphilis comment.GrundleStiltzkin said: -
free pib!
