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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,699
    I hope your son knows his dad is trying to get him laid from dudes on a message board
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  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,866 Swaye's Wigwam
    Pitchfork51 said:

    I hope your son knows his dad is trying to get him laid from dudes on a message board

    Um, yeah.. I told him there was a strong chance someone on this site would have some hot family or friends in bumfuck Iowa that they'd hook him up with..
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 70,409 Founders Club
    chuck said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    I hope your son knows his dad is trying to get him laid from dudes on a message board

    Um, yeah.. I told him there was a strong chance someone on this site would have some hot family or friends in bumfuck Iowa that they'd hook him up with..
    Our next Hardcore Husky meet up will be at the Wheatsfield Co-Op
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  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,439 Standard Supporter
    Congrats on your spawn being self sufficient. That’s a big time step.

    I know people from Iowa. I’ve been to Iowa. For like a day. Kansas is my extended family. That’s all I got.
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  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,866 Swaye's Wigwam
    whlinder said:

    Congrats on your spawn being self sufficient. That’s a big time step.

    I know people from Iowa. I’ve been to Iowa. For like a day. Kansas is my extended family. That’s all I got.

    Thanks. He keeps trying and has had a couple of misfires but put himself in a good position on this one. The trip went smooth and he has a place lined up. He can't believe he hasn't fucked up something yet.
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  • LesGrossman
    LesGrossman Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,523 Founders Club
    Des Moines, cool fucking city,!!

    Actually I’ve never been to Des Moines and I’ve only been to Iowa once. It was on a work trip to Omaha where we went across the river to hit a super depressing riverboat casino on the Missouri River where it seemed like you were going to bump your head on the crazy low ceilings (and I’m not @YellowSnow tall)... lost my ass at the tables and didn’t realize that i had to pay for my drinks (I had only gambled in Las Vegas prior to that). Fuck that casino...

    csb
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  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    Iowa? Oh no.

    Yeah, congratulations on the big raise!
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  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,866 Swaye's Wigwam
    dflea said:

    Iowa? Oh no.

    Yeah, congratulations on the big raise!

    I figure there must be some blue gill, pumkinseeds, and maybe even crappie in some ditch around there. So there's that. Or maybe he can do some musky fishing up north or hit lake Michigan for some steelheading.

    He won't do any of that, but he should.
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  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    In the Midwest, a guy should be able to find bluegill, ditch pickles, pike, and carp pretty easy at least. He should be able to kill a monster deer pretty easy, too - are Amazon workers allowed to do that?

    There's worse states than Iowa. Not a lot, but there are.
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