Shut. It. Down

dnc · December 2020

1to392831weretaken said:
I read it as complimenting Jumper's high school program, but what do I know.

Eatonville?

1to392831weretaken · December 2020

dnc said:

1to392831weretaken said:
I read it as complimenting Jumper's high school program, but what do I know.
Eatonville?

I know nothing of Eatonville. I do know that football coaches tend to blow sunshine up the asses of anyone who will listen on the regular. Maybe Lake or someone on the staff is friends with Eatonville's coach. I don't know.

I do know that there's no way that twat was bragging about being a better program than the Cuog. Things couldn't possibly be that fucked up. No way. Uh uh.

insinceredawg · December 2020

1to392831weretaken said:
I read it as complimenting Jumper's high school program, but what do I know.

It's a direct quote from Jumper in the video. Still it's dumb to highlight that in the tweet, just makes it seem bush league.

1to392831weretaken · December 2020

Double shitpost:

Besides, how could anybody be more offended by the text of these tweets than by the horrible optics of not even bothering to print real jerseys with their names on them, opting instead to just slap a crude name patch on the back of the same jersey for each kid. I mean, this is maybe a half step up from Sub-K's Christmas tree work of art.

GrundleStiltzkin · December 2020

1to392831weretaken said:

dnc said:

1to392831weretaken said:
I read it as complimenting Jumper's high school program, but what do I know.
Eatonville?
I know nothing of Eatonville. I do know that football coaches tend to blow sunshine up the asses of anyone who will listen on the regular. Maybe Lake or someone on the staff is friends with Eatonville's coach. I don't know.

I do know that there's no way that twat was bragging about being a better program than the Cuog. Things couldn't possibly be that fucked up. No way. Uh uh.

Eatonville had a run from the late 80s to late 90s with Steve Gervais. Caden's dad Brandon Jumper was one of the best high school players ever in the state. That 88 (87?) team from bumhump Eatonville had 3 D1 players.