Three out of five

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Three out of five is a homage to duck posters when I hopped on the internets in 1999. Oregon had won 3 out of 5 since they invented football in 1994. Considering they had three wins since 1975 before that it was a nice moment for them. We? were close enough to Don James to scoff at our ringless little brothers and also win a Rose Bowl and then pop off was invented at the same time.

As we know Oregon has won almost 81% of the games this century. A nice 16-4 run. Between 75 and 99 Oregon won 6 games. Between 94 and now UW has won 7 games. The 25 year run has some overlap but it shows why this is not the close rivalry we want.

And unless you are a science denier you can see that global shifts in temperature are sending the series back towards UW

And now no game. Fuck us all

You’ve lost the last two and beat the two worst Oregon teams in the last 30 years but ok, whatever.

Maybe next year.

I remember our you beat Ty phase

Little bro

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creepycoug said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

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Quooks getting restless

Enjoy your Rose Bowl win over the B1G runnerup. Thank your lucky quook stars you didn't get Ohio State like our sad little DAWGS did the year prior

That was a GOOD Purdue team.

Not really but UW 2000 was a lot better team than 2019 quook

So was the 2000 Oregon team.

That’s not really how football works though, is it?

It is. Youre lucky you got fucking 2 star Wisconsin instead of legit Ohio State.

Oregon played and beat a higher ranked Texas in the Holiday Bowl the year you beat Purdue.

There’s been plenty of worse teams than 2019 Runner Up Wisconsin in the Rose Bowl.

We’ve got the trophy and the T-shirt. Sorry.

Which is fine. But Mario easily couldve been on the receiving end of the OSU plunger and the entire narrative is shifted.

UW like losers lost 3 straight big bowl games, but all 3 teams they lost to were fucking legit top 5 teams with 5 stars across the board



Orygunnn outside of the natty has gotten Wisconsin and Kansas State recently. Luck of the draw and you gotta beat who you play so props there, but the narratives could easily change had different opponents been drawn

Man, you HATE college football. And you definitely lose the right away against the best teams in college football.

“Penn state a fucking legit top 5” except about the part where they were ranked 9th.

Oregon: Colorado #3, Wisco 9, KSU 5, FSU 2, Wisco 8.

I don’t think you want to go down this road bro before you do a little snooping around some of your legendary RB victories against teams ranked 13th, 14th, 17th etc.

But Oregon are the “lucky” ones.

Penn State lost 2 games to top 10 teams by a total of 4 points.

Ksu and wisco always lose bowl games

Hth

That was a GOOD Penn State team POTD

I feel like a 5 page thread comparing dick size of the guy who butt fucked you is a little effeminate, don't you guys think?

I wonder how often they do this on the Bama board?

You should go check and never comeback.

RaceBannon said:

Three out of five is a homage to duck posters when I hopped on the internets in 1999. Oregon had won 3 out of 5 since they invented football in 1994. Considering they had three wins since 1975 before that it was a nice moment for them. We? were close enough to Don James to scoff at our ringless little brothers and also win a Rose Bowl and then pop off was invented at the same time.

As we know Oregon has won almost 81% of the games this century. A nice 16-4 run. Between 75 and 99 Oregon won 6 games. Between 94 and now UW has won 7 games. The 25 year run has some overlap but it shows why this is not the close rivalry we want.

And unless you are a science denier you can see that global shifts in temperature are sending the series back towards UW

And now no game. Fuck us all

dflea said:

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creepycoug said:

dflea said:

creepycoug said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

creepycoug said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

MikeSeaver said:

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

Cristobal came to a great place to coach with top facilities and a serious admin and the only Pac school to win a play of game

To pretend he came into some big mess is ridiculous

Right now he has a Rose Bowl win. So did Rick

Mario sucked where he was before Oregon and so far he has sucked two out of three years at Oregon

Prove something indeed.

I only pretend to be a lawyer. I know he came into a mess because the brain trust here made it very clear it was a mess. And we? were promised that mess was permanent and would last forever by the natural order of things. You might remember this. Or maybe not.

Lol. Mario is elite.

The rewriting of Oregon’s history just before Mario took over is beyond “pressing.”

And now “Just one” Rose Bowl isn’t good enough after a couple of years of “We still take Pac-12 titles seriously around here.”

Expected. Sad, but expected.

"Just one" Rose Bowl will never be enough to crown anyone's ass. And when you follow that with losses to the beav and superior culture, the Rick similarities start to become uncanny.

But sit tight. Plenty of time for Mario to carve through UW and USC on his way to a rousing Fiesta Bowl win over the fighting Dustin Johnsons. Then you can finally say "he's better than Rick" with a straight face.

It's enough to crown that ass over the guy who didn't do it.

Iron Laws. Facts.

Mario > Pete POTDY?

Yes.

Changing the subject from Iron Laws, I feel like you guys don't like me any more. Someone went and pulled Race out of the Tug and he's all salty. Must be Oregon week.

Not the same w/o haie though.

Any more?

You're welcome. I was wondering how long it was going to take this band of degenerates. Creepy's in the holiday giving mood.

You know it's Oregon week when Race tapes his feet to the pedals and goes a 6-pager with Mike Seaver.

Watching Race punk Seaver is one of my favorite things. It makes me think of hot buttered rum and smoked salmon.

dflea said:

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MikeSeaver said:

dflea said:

creepycoug said:

dflea said:

creepycoug said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

creepycoug said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

MikeSeaver said:

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

Cristobal came to a great place to coach with top facilities and a serious admin and the only Pac school to win a play of game

To pretend he came into some big mess is ridiculous

Right now he has a Rose Bowl win. So did Rick

Mario sucked where he was before Oregon and so far he has sucked two out of three years at Oregon

Prove something indeed.

I only pretend to be a lawyer. I know he came into a mess because the brain trust here made it very clear it was a mess. And we? were promised that mess was permanent and would last forever by the natural order of things. You might remember this. Or maybe not.

Lol. Mario is elite.

The rewriting of Oregon’s history just before Mario took over is beyond “pressing.”

And now “Just one” Rose Bowl isn’t good enough after a couple of years of “We still take Pac-12 titles seriously around here.”

Expected. Sad, but expected.

"Just one" Rose Bowl will never be enough to crown anyone's ass. And when you follow that with losses to the beav and superior culture, the Rick similarities start to become uncanny.

But sit tight. Plenty of time for Mario to carve through UW and USC on his way to a rousing Fiesta Bowl win over the fighting Dustin Johnsons. Then you can finally say "he's better than Rick" with a straight face.

It's enough to crown that ass over the guy who didn't do it.

Iron Laws. Facts.

Mario > Pete POTDY?

Yes.

Changing the subject from Iron Laws, I feel like you guys don't like me any more. Someone went and pulled Race out of the Tug and he's all salty. Must be Oregon week.

Not the same w/o haie though.

Any more?

You're welcome. I was wondering how long it was going to take this band of degenerates. Creepy's in the holiday giving mood.

You know it's Oregon week when Race tapes his feet to the pedals and goes a 6-pager with Mike Seaver.

Watching Race punk Seaver is one of my favorite things. It makes me think of hot buttered rum and smoked salmon.

Imagine chinning a post about yourself.

That’s our Race.

He chinned it because I called you a punk.

Are you fucking retarded?

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creepycoug said:

dflea said:

creepycoug said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

creepycoug said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

MikeSeaver said:

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

Cristobal came to a great place to coach with top facilities and a serious admin and the only Pac school to win a play of game

To pretend he came into some big mess is ridiculous

Right now he has a Rose Bowl win. So did Rick

Mario sucked where he was before Oregon and so far he has sucked two out of three years at Oregon

Prove something indeed.

I only pretend to be a lawyer. I know he came into a mess because the brain trust here made it very clear it was a mess. And we? were promised that mess was permanent and would last forever by the natural order of things. You might remember this. Or maybe not.

Lol. Mario is elite.

The rewriting of Oregon’s history just before Mario took over is beyond “pressing.”

And now “Just one” Rose Bowl isn’t good enough after a couple of years of “We still take Pac-12 titles seriously around here.”

Expected. Sad, but expected.

"Just one" Rose Bowl will never be enough to crown anyone's ass. And when you follow that with losses to the beav and superior culture, the Rick similarities start to become uncanny.

But sit tight. Plenty of time for Mario to carve through UW and USC on his way to a rousing Fiesta Bowl win over the fighting Dustin Johnsons. Then you can finally say "he's better than Rick" with a straight face.

It's enough to crown that ass over the guy who didn't do it.

Iron Laws. Facts.

Mario > Pete POTDY?

Yes.

Changing the subject from Iron Laws, I feel like you guys don't like me any more. Someone went and pulled Race out of the Tug and he's all salty. Must be Oregon week.

Not the same w/o haie though.

Any more?

You're welcome. I was wondering how long it was going to take this band of degenerates. Creepy's in the holiday giving mood.

You know it's Oregon week when Race tapes his feet to the pedals and goes a 6-pager with Mike Seaver.

Watching Race punk Seaver is one of my favorite things. It makes me think of hot buttered rum and smoked salmon.

Imagine chinning a post about yourself.

That’s our Race.

He chinned it because I called you a punk.

Are you fucking retarded?

You sound pretty upset.

You clinched the North today. Maybe have a cocktail and calm down a little.

No, you being retarded does not upset me.

Flailing around on the opponents' bulletin bored is more of an indicator of being upset than you think it is.

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creepycoug said:

MikeSeaver said:

dflea said:

MikeSeaver said:

dflea said:

MikeSeaver said:

dflea said:

creepycoug said:

dflea said:

creepycoug said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

creepycoug said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

MikeSeaver said:

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

Cristobal came to a great place to coach with top facilities and a serious admin and the only Pac school to win a play of game

To pretend he came into some big mess is ridiculous

Right now he has a Rose Bowl win. So did Rick

Mario sucked where he was before Oregon and so far he has sucked two out of three years at Oregon

Prove something indeed.

I only pretend to be a lawyer. I know he came into a mess because the brain trust here made it very clear it was a mess. And we? were promised that mess was permanent and would last forever by the natural order of things. You might remember this. Or maybe not.

Lol. Mario is elite.

The rewriting of Oregon’s history just before Mario took over is beyond “pressing.”

And now “Just one” Rose Bowl isn’t good enough after a couple of years of “We still take Pac-12 titles seriously around here.”

Expected. Sad, but expected.

"Just one" Rose Bowl will never be enough to crown anyone's ass. And when you follow that with losses to the beav and superior culture, the Rick similarities start to become uncanny.

But sit tight. Plenty of time for Mario to carve through UW and USC on his way to a rousing Fiesta Bowl win over the fighting Dustin Johnsons. Then you can finally say "he's better than Rick" with a straight face.

It's enough to crown that ass over the guy who didn't do it.

Iron Laws. Facts.

Mario > Pete POTDY?

Yes.

Changing the subject from Iron Laws, I feel like you guys don't like me any more. Someone went and pulled Race out of the Tug and he's all salty. Must be Oregon week.

Not the same w/o haie though.

Any more?

You're welcome. I was wondering how long it was going to take this band of degenerates. Creepy's in the holiday giving mood.

You know it's Oregon week when Race tapes his feet to the pedals and goes a 6-pager with Mike Seaver.

Watching Race punk Seaver is one of my favorite things. It makes me think of hot buttered rum and smoked salmon.

Imagine chinning a post about yourself.

That’s our Race.

He chinned it because I called you a punk.

Are you fucking retarded?

You sound pretty upset.

You clinched the North today. Maybe have a cocktail and calm down a little.

No, you being retarded does not upset me.

Flailing around on the opponents' bulletin bored is more of an indicator of being upset than you think it is.

You think message boards are a pretty big deal, don’t you?

We? all do. You do too Mr. thread count. Stop trying to make the superiority thing happen. It's not gonna happen.

It's all I got.

creepycoug said:

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MikeSeaver said:

creepycoug said:

MikeSeaver said:

dflea said:

MikeSeaver said:

dflea said:

MikeSeaver said:

dflea said:

creepycoug said:

dflea said:

creepycoug said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

creepycoug said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

MikeSeaver said:

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

Cristobal came to a great place to coach with top facilities and a serious admin and the only Pac school to win a play of game

To pretend he came into some big mess is ridiculous

Right now he has a Rose Bowl win. So did Rick

Mario sucked where he was before Oregon and so far he has sucked two out of three years at Oregon

Prove something indeed.

I only pretend to be a lawyer. I know he came into a mess because the brain trust here made it very clear it was a mess. And we? were promised that mess was permanent and would last forever by the natural order of things. You might remember this. Or maybe not.

Lol. Mario is elite.

The rewriting of Oregon’s history just before Mario took over is beyond “pressing.”

And now “Just one” Rose Bowl isn’t good enough after a couple of years of “We still take Pac-12 titles seriously around here.”

Expected. Sad, but expected.

"Just one" Rose Bowl will never be enough to crown anyone's ass. And when you follow that with losses to the beav and superior culture, the Rick similarities start to become uncanny.

But sit tight. Plenty of time for Mario to carve through UW and USC on his way to a rousing Fiesta Bowl win over the fighting Dustin Johnsons. Then you can finally say "he's better than Rick" with a straight face.

It's enough to crown that ass over the guy who didn't do it.

Iron Laws. Facts.

Mario > Pete POTDY?

Yes.

Changing the subject from Iron Laws, I feel like you guys don't like me any more. Someone went and pulled Race out of the Tug and he's all salty. Must be Oregon week.

Not the same w/o haie though.

Any more?

You're welcome. I was wondering how long it was going to take this band of degenerates. Creepy's in the holiday giving mood.

You know it's Oregon week when Race tapes his feet to the pedals and goes a 6-pager with Mike Seaver.

Watching Race punk Seaver is one of my favorite things. It makes me think of hot buttered rum and smoked salmon.

Imagine chinning a post about yourself.

That’s our Race.

He chinned it because I called you a punk.

Are you fucking retarded?

You sound pretty upset.

You clinched the North today. Maybe have a cocktail and calm down a little.

No, you being retarded does not upset me.

Flailing around on the opponents' bulletin bored is more of an indicator of being upset than you think it is.

You think message boards are a pretty big deal, don’t you?

We? all do. You do too Mr. thread count. Stop trying to make the superiority thing happen. It's not gonna happen.

Shouldn’t you be in the other thread begging Race for his attention?

I beg for Race's attention in every thread, all year around.

You just do it around this time of year in marathon threads in which we find you insisting that you just don't care about message boards.

Then you head back off to retard camp for the season until we see you again.

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creepycoug said:

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MikeSeaver said:

creepycoug said:

MikeSeaver said:

creepycoug said:

MikeSeaver said:

dflea said:

MikeSeaver said:

dflea said:

MikeSeaver said:

dflea said:

creepycoug said:

dflea said:

creepycoug said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

creepycoug said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

MikeSeaver said:

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

Cristobal came to a great place to coach with top facilities and a serious admin and the only Pac school to win a play of game

To pretend he came into some big mess is ridiculous

Right now he has a Rose Bowl win. So did Rick

Mario sucked where he was before Oregon and so far he has sucked two out of three years at Oregon

Prove something indeed.

I only pretend to be a lawyer. I know he came into a mess because the brain trust here made it very clear it was a mess. And we? were promised that mess was permanent and would last forever by the natural order of things. You might remember this. Or maybe not.

Lol. Mario is elite.

The rewriting of Oregon’s history just before Mario took over is beyond “pressing.”

And now “Just one” Rose Bowl isn’t good enough after a couple of years of “We still take Pac-12 titles seriously around here.”

Expected. Sad, but expected.

"Just one" Rose Bowl will never be enough to crown anyone's ass. And when you follow that with losses to the beav and superior culture, the Rick similarities start to become uncanny.

But sit tight. Plenty of time for Mario to carve through UW and USC on his way to a rousing Fiesta Bowl win over the fighting Dustin Johnsons. Then you can finally say "he's better than Rick" with a straight face.

It's enough to crown that ass over the guy who didn't do it.

Iron Laws. Facts.

Mario > Pete POTDY?

Yes.

Changing the subject from Iron Laws, I feel like you guys don't like me any more. Someone went and pulled Race out of the Tug and he's all salty. Must be Oregon week.

Not the same w/o haie though.

Any more?

You're welcome. I was wondering how long it was going to take this band of degenerates. Creepy's in the holiday giving mood.

You know it's Oregon week when Race tapes his feet to the pedals and goes a 6-pager with Mike Seaver.

Watching Race punk Seaver is one of my favorite things. It makes me think of hot buttered rum and smoked salmon.

Imagine chinning a post about yourself.

That’s our Race.

He chinned it because I called you a punk.

Are you fucking retarded?

You sound pretty upset.

You clinched the North today. Maybe have a cocktail and calm down a little.

No, you being retarded does not upset me.

Flailing around on the opponents' bulletin bored is more of an indicator of being upset than you think it is.

You think message boards are a pretty big deal, don’t you?

We? all do. You do too Mr. thread count. Stop trying to make the superiority thing happen. It's not gonna happen.

Shouldn’t you be in the other thread begging Race for his attention?

I beg for Race's attention in every thread, all year around.

You just do it around this time of year in marathon threads in which we find you insisting that you just don't care about message boards.

Then you head back off to retard camp for the season until we see you again.

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Maybe you should consider this same way of thinking and save yourself the heartache.

It's time for you to stop talking to me.