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Pole Tim: You're highest level of football played

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  • Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter
    Janet Reno


    I ❤️ The Generation Kill gif.
  • Member Posts: 19,937
    High School

    Tyler Huntley was your QB?
    I wish. I probably would have avoided CTE.
  • Member Posts: 2,623
    High School
    Swaye said:

    You played with Kelly Leak?


    He was the original...wouldn't shave late in the week to make liquor store runs...A lasting memory is him taking rips on a 3 foot bong...no one would lend a "hand", and he took his shoe off and used his big toe...csb
  • Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,417 Founders Club
    Janet Reno

    At my peak I may have been one of the best all around IM athletes in the cuntry. I’m a regular Deion Sanders.
    @Tequilla, True?!
  • Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,916 Swaye's Wigwam
    Janet Reno
    Swaye said:

    This is one of the top 10 posts in the history of this shithole.
    Funny enough, many of the sexual favors involved a shithole. The circle of life bruh.

    Also, thank you!


  • Member Posts: 13,141 Standard Supporter
    edited November 2020
    None, I am coward

    Co-captain of a middling team in a non-football conference (WESCO 4A) in a non-football state. By virtue of being one of four seniors on the team... Right before the season started, our star player's (Stanford/Baltimore Ravens) mom was given a job by another school, so I suddenly had to fill his shoes at both positions. We had--no shit--13 full time varsity players, then a huge cliff down to the JV, so everyone played both ways and special teams except for the QB. In retrospect, I can't believe we were able to win any games at all.

    My favorite part about TSIO is the coining of the phrase "try-hard," as you could not better describe me in high school. Every time I heard that on the pod, I'd chuckle and picture myself in high school: gym rat, real coach on the field, zero physical talent. We went from NFL guy at fullback/WIL linebacker to all 5'8" 160 lbs. of me! Fucking rad. I led the team in carries on offense and scored two TDs all season. 'Nuff said, FMFYFE.

    Teyo (sp?) Johnson?

    Edit: guessed wrong. I have no patience to read 6 pages before replying.
  • Member Posts: 13,141 Standard Supporter
    None, I am coward

    I think I graduated high school 135lbs.

    Was gonna say the same. 5'10" and maybe 145 lbs for me by the end of high school. Could not put on any muscle until my mid-20's.
  • Member Posts: 19,937
    High School
    Swaye said:

    So I went to a really big tim football school in Texas (played for the State 5A Championship last year and were always at least solid going back decades). I think pictures always speak a thousand words, so I'll just show a random picture of the team and you can draw your own conclusions as to what the coaches thought when a skinny 115 pound dipshit half breed showed up for tryouts. Getting shitcanned not only probably saved my life, but also allowed me to find my true love, competitive weed smoking. State Champion 1986-1989 and this is undisputed.


    We are recruiting a 2022 DL out of Duncanville who is a top 25 player and he actually likes us. Can Uncle Swaye pull a Nevin Shapiro?
  • Janet Reno
    Intramural flag football during my one aborted year at SPU, then occasionally throughout the span of my career in the Air Force.
  • Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Pro
    6x Superbowl champ
  • Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter
    Janet Reno
    PurpleJ said:

    6x Superbowl champ

    GRONK?????
  • Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Pro

    You lying fuck J...

    Kiss the rings bitch.
  • Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,199 Founders Club
    Middle School

    Does getting knocked up by Kyler Gordon at a team camp count?
    Fixed that for you, pod

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