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  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    edited November 2020
    dflea said:

    We? found a pack of smokes under the old Steven's Field stands in grade school and lit some up. I got busted for the smell. So my folks made me smoke one of grandma's cigs in front of them. They did the same with booze to take the mystery out of it

    Long story short I started smoking and drinking at the age of 14

    Your folks thought that shit would work, too?

    All it did was make me cooler than my buddies who hadn't smoked or been drunk yet.

    I was nine. Stole a pack of Marlboros out of the nearly full carton and took it to the “fort” and smoked em with my buddies. Came back a few hours later confronted by Mom and Aunt where I learned a valuable lesson. Never fuck with a drug users stache. They know exactly what they have left.

    Aunt had the bright idea to have me light one up and suck it down in front of them to Teach Me A Lesson.

    Lit it up, took two kid puffs and Aunt said, “but, he’s not inhaling! Make him inhale!!!” Pissed off, I took a drag and held it. Not one cough. You don’t think 9 years of inhaling second hand smoke was for nothing do you?

    Mom got that “oh, Shit! BAD idea”, look on her face. I was sent to my room as they strategized what to do next(nothing)