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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Great mutual exclusivity between poont #4 and poont #6 as always.
  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
    Get rid of all advertisements in Husky Stadium. Seating is currently by class with wealthier people having better seats, and the upper class enclosed in special chambers. Throw open seating to festival seating, so the most interested and enthusiastic fans are close to the action, not the people who are there for appearances or your Lloyd St. Claire types. Stream the game live, with no commercial stoppages. Cease the incessant play stoppages for reviews and use the NFL challenge flag model. Split gate revenue 50/50 players/university.

    With this scheme everybody wins except the advertisers. It's not like we don't know there is a McDonalds and the World Class UW Physicians. We know.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    PLSS calling every SEC game.

    Though I guess it's the same thing...
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499

    A great entrance song that will really get the crowd BOUNCING!!! I'm hearing the UW athletic department is in talks with Macklemore

    I know you are being sarkastic but I sure hope so. Living in Seattle I only get to hear about Macklemore 800 times a day and it isn't nearly enough. I even get told I have to like him because he is from Seattle and is all in support of the gays or something.

    Plus he does a commercial for Dr. Pepper, something I don't even drink so I have that going for me... which is nice.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    1. Get rid of Mark Emmert. 2-10 don't even fucking matter after that.

    Simple fact.
    Case closed.
    End of discussion.
    Thread over.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    A great entrance song that will really get the crowd BOUNCING!!! I'm hearing the UW athletic department is in talks with Macklemore

    I know you are being sarkastic but I sure hope so. Living in Seattle I only get to hear about Macklemore 800 times a day and it isn't nearly enough. I even get told I have to like him because he is from Seattle and is all in support of the gays or something.

    Plus he does a commercial for Dr. Pepper, something I don't even drink so I have that going for me... which is nice.
    But not the gay Jews
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499

    A great entrance song that will really get the crowd BOUNCING!!! I'm hearing the UW athletic department is in talks with Macklemore

    I know you are being sarkastic but I sure hope so. Living in Seattle I only get to hear about Macklemore 800 times a day and it isn't nearly enough. I even get told I have to like him because he is from Seattle and is all in support of the gays or something.

    Plus he does a commercial for Dr. Pepper, something I don't even drink so I have that going for me... which is nice.
    But not the gay Jews
    Jews are free game. Just can't be blacks or gays.
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499

    PLSS calling every SEC game.

    Though I guess it's the same thing...
    Any game that matters will have at least 1 SEC team playing in it. HTH.
  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
    nobody likes my plan, but everybody has endorsed PLSS calling the play by play.

    This bored has lost its relevance.
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499

    nobody likes my plan, but everybody has endorsed PLSS calling the play by play.

    This bored has lost its relevance.

    Great maybe you will LEAVE! and start your own college football rejects bored where you can talk to yourself about JV teams like Eastern, Central, PLU etc.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    nobody likes my plan, but everybody has endorsed PLSS calling the play by play.

    This bored has lost its relevance.

    PLSS calling play by play is more likely to happen than your plan is.

    Hope this helps.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    1. Get rid of Mark Emmert. 2-10 don't even fucking matter after that.

    But how is he a bad president?
  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
    I didn't say my plan was realistic, you assholes, only that it would improve college football. If you had no commercials and massive play stoppages to examine the replay, wouldn't that improve it?

    changes are happening in CFB, and no stopping the trends that are underway.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    I didn't say my plan was realistic, you assholes, only that it would improve college football. If you had no commercials and massive play stoppages to examine the replay, wouldn't that improve it?

    changes are happening in CFB, and no stopping the trends that are underway.

    Take your ass back to D-II where it belongs.
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    I wish there was a way they could give college teams real incentive to play competitive OOC games.

    My best Husky memories involved OOC games or playing USC. I feel for those growing up in this Husky era never having the thrill of waking up on a Saturday when UW is playing a big game vs Nebraska, Ohio State, Michigan, Notre Dame, Miami, BYU, Colorado like we did in the 90's. Those were some fun games and the crowds at Husky Stadium were far more electric than any conference game(only exception was 1990 USC that crowd was insane).
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,683 Swaye's Wigwam

    fuck you

    Awesomed for being concise. Shining example of the value of being economical in writing.

    Who 'da thunk AOG would make the post of the week?
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
    chuck said:

    fuck you

    Awesomed for being concise. Shining example of the value of being economical in writing.

    Who 'da thunk AOG would make the post of the week?
    my plan is by far the most interesting/best compared to: PLSS calls the plays? nude cheerleaders? I mean, give me a least a little credit, give me some kind of improvement to college football. The stoppages are too much. The players do need to get paid more. The stadium is a money-making advertisement machine. Right?

  • Dardanus
    Dardanus Member Posts: 2,623

    I wish there was a way they could give college teams real incentive to play competitive OOC games.

    This would be a good improvement. Marquee OOC games sell more tickets, have higher TV ratings, etc.

    It's understandable that teams don't want to schedule tougher games because W-L record is so important, but if someone could figure out a way to create incentive for these matchups it would be better for the game.
  • Dardanus
    Dardanus Member Posts: 2,623
    Here's an idea- instead of paying to have a meeting room named after them, boosters could donate money in exchange for halftime Lemon Drops on the jumbo tron.
  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    this thread is starting to deliver
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

    How to make Husky football better

    Puddles the duck dry humping a doog on the Husky Tron before every game.