OFFICIAL Washington-Oregon State Game Thread

Doog_de_Jour

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Doog_de_Jour

Everyone sure is excited to lose our first preseason game.

Doog_de_Jour

GrundleStiltzkin

Nonseason, best season

Gladstone

Everyone sure is excited to lose our first preseason game.

ssshhh doog bot. the 'we don't care' 'games are scrimmages' narratives will only apply if we lose

DawgOfTheAges

I'm picturing a repeat of the 1990-1991 season with the defense making the other team's QB want to run out of the back of the endzone and into the tunnel to get away from the defensive pressure after being sacked 9 times, and an offense with such surprising wrinkles and levels of sophistication that the TV announcers just can't stop marveling as they interrupt each other to rave about what they are seeing.

PurpleBaze

Everyone sure is excited to lose our first preseason game.
ssshhh doog bot. the 'we don't care' 'games are scrimmages' narratives will only apply when we lose

LebamDawg

Damn we are only 10 hours away from kick off, how exciting

Canadawg

I was told everything matters. I care

Bonedog

SpoonieLuv

That’s a capybara

SpoonieLuv

Game or no Game, Win or Lose, I'm eating smoked brisket.

And not off some stupid pellet smoker like you douchecanoes. Kingsford and Post Oak Chunks, motherfuckers.

Kingsford?

Upgrade to lump.

Mad_Son

Game or no Game, Win or Lose, I'm eating smoked brisket.

And not off some stupid pellet smoker like you douchecanoes. Kingsford and Post Oak Chunks, motherfuckers.
Kingsford?

Upgrade to lump.

Lump burns hotter. Also not as nice for starting and speeding. Not really ideal for smoking... says the guy using royal oak lump.

DoogCourics

Game or no Game, Win or Lose, I'm eating smoked brisket.

And not off some stupid pellet smoker like you douchecanoes. Kingsford and Post Oak Chunks, motherfuckers.
Same, even with thunderstorms this afternoon.

Careful @Mad_Son!

You buffed that thing so damn much your almost doxxing yourself. Always gotta check for reflection in whatever you do in life or else everyone knows what’s really happening.

SpoonieLuv

Game or no Game, Win or Lose, I'm eating smoked brisket.

And not off some stupid pellet smoker like you douchecanoes. Kingsford and Post Oak Chunks, motherfuckers.
Kingsford?

Upgrade to lump.
Lump burns hotter. Also not as nice for starting and speeding. Not really ideal for smoking... says the guy using royal oak lump.

You need to nurse it a bit more but the flavor lump provides is worth the chore. Royal Oak is great but I’ve been using the Kroger simple truth lump the past year and it’s an amazing flavor. Think it’s mainly hickory coal.

DoogCourics

I'm trying my hand at my first Beef Wellington tonight. I will eat it in honor of never having to watch Brandon Wellington play LB at UW anymore. Not sure if his career fell short because of Bobs shortcomings as a coach/mentor or if maybe he just wasn't that great a player but I'm very happy to be turning the page on last years LB play.

I'm not really feeling great on my chances of success.

What are you going to do for Manu? Burn down the house?

SpoonieLuv

Game or no Game, Win or Lose, I'm eating smoked brisket.

And not off some stupid pellet smoker like you douchecanoes. Kingsford and Post Oak Chunks, motherfuckers.
Same, even with thunderstorms this afternoon.

Careful @Mad_Son!

You buffed that thing so damn much your almost doxxing yourself. Always gotta check for reflection in whatever you do in life or else everyone knows what’s really happening.

If you’re going to post a picture with your reflection have the decency to have your dick hanging out.

DerekJohnson

Game or no Game, Win or Lose, I'm eating smoked brisket.

And not off some stupid pellet smoker like you douchecanoes. Kingsford and Post Oak Chunks, motherfuckers.
Same, even with thunderstorms this afternoon.

Careful @Mad_Son!

You buffed that thing so damn much your almost doxxing yourself. Always gotta check for reflection in whatever you do in life or else everyone knows what’s really happening.

At least he's not dressed as a gladiator or Little Bo Peep

Mad_Son

Game or no Game, Win or Lose, I'm eating smoked brisket.

And not off some stupid pellet smoker like you douchecanoes. Kingsford and Post Oak Chunks, motherfuckers.
Same, even with thunderstorms this afternoon.

Careful @Mad_Son!

You buffed that thing so damn much your almost doxxing yourself. Always gotta check for reflection in whatever you do in life or else everyone knows what’s really happening.

At least he's not dressed as a gladiator or Little Bo Peep

Both were realistic possibilities.

It turns out I was wearing my 1993 Rose Bowl sweatshirt.

whlinder

Damn was too busy with kid sports to plan to smoke today. Jelly.

Can’t wait for the season to be over tomorrow!

DerekJohnson

Damn was too busy with kid sports to plan to smoke today. Jelly.

Can’t wait for the season to be over tomorrow!

That's the HCH spirit in a nutshell

DoogieMcDoogerson

Game or no Game, Win or Lose, I'm eating smoked brisket.

And not off some stupid pellet smoker like you douchecanoes. Kingsford and Post Oak Chunks, motherfuckers.
Kingsford?

Upgrade to lump.
Lump burns hotter. Also not as nice for starting and speeding. Not really ideal for smoking... says the guy using royal oak lump.

Yes, if you're going to run 12 hrs to smoke a brisket, Lump is not your best choice unless you want to fire up another chimney full mid cook. Cooking a steak, definitely lump. Preferably Lazzari Mequite.

Update. Roughly 4.5hrs to go.

DoogieMcDoogerson

Game or no Game, Win or Lose, I'm eating smoked brisket.

And not off some stupid pellet smoker like you douchecanoes. Kingsford and Post Oak Chunks, motherfuckers.
Same, even with thunderstorms this afternoon.

Careful @Mad_Son!

You buffed that thing so damn much your almost doxxing yourself. Always gotta check for reflection in whatever you do in life or else everyone knows what’s really happening.

Enhancing...I see a 2nd kettle in the reflection. Good man. I never clean mine so it looks like shit and there is no chance of reflection. Cooks better if you just let the thing get as nasty as possible.

picalogestabo

Currently watching pregame huskytron poolside at the four seasons total landscaping. Getting more confident teamA will beat teamB.

Gladstone

we really are going to have to wait until like 7pm to learn who QB1 is huh

DerekJohnson

we really are going to have to wait until like 7pm to learn who QB1 is huh

That's bush league IMO

Gladstone

why is it bush league

GrundleStiltzkin

why is it bush league

Because it’s killing @backthepack

DerekJohnson

why is it bush league

They're all unknown quantities so just name your fucking quarterback already. It hints of insecurity.

Doog_de_Jour

we really are going to have to wait until like 7pm to learn who QB1 is huh
That's bush league IMO

Bush Hamdan league?

Pitchfork51

why is it bush league
They're all unknown quantities so just name your fucking quarterback already. It hints of insecurity.

Jimmy is a pussy

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Doog_de_Jour

Everyone sure is excited to lose our first preseason game.

Doog_de_Jour

GrundleStiltzkin

Nonseason, best season

Gladstone

Everyone sure is excited to lose our first preseason game.

ssshhh doog bot. the 'we don't care' 'games are scrimmages' narratives will only apply if we lose

DawgOfTheAges

PurpleBaze

Everyone sure is excited to lose our first preseason game.
ssshhh doog bot. the 'we don't care' 'games are scrimmages' narratives will only apply when we lose

LebamDawg

Damn we are only 10 hours away from kick off, how exciting

Canadawg

I was told everything matters. I care

Bonedog

SpoonieLuv

That’s a capybara

SpoonieLuv

Game or no Game, Win or Lose, I'm eating smoked brisket.

And not off some stupid pellet smoker like you douchecanoes. Kingsford and Post Oak Chunks, motherfuckers.

Kingsford?

Upgrade to lump.

Mad_Son

Game or no Game, Win or Lose, I'm eating smoked brisket.

And not off some stupid pellet smoker like you douchecanoes. Kingsford and Post Oak Chunks, motherfuckers.
Kingsford?

Upgrade to lump.

Lump burns hotter. Also not as nice for starting and speeding. Not really ideal for smoking... says the guy using royal oak lump.

DoogCourics

Game or no Game, Win or Lose, I'm eating smoked brisket.

And not off some stupid pellet smoker like you douchecanoes. Kingsford and Post Oak Chunks, motherfuckers.
Same, even with thunderstorms this afternoon.

Careful @Mad_Son!

You buffed that thing so damn much your almost doxxing yourself. Always gotta check for reflection in whatever you do in life or else everyone knows what’s really happening.

SpoonieLuv

Game or no Game, Win or Lose, I'm eating smoked brisket.

And not off some stupid pellet smoker like you douchecanoes. Kingsford and Post Oak Chunks, motherfuckers.
Kingsford?

Upgrade to lump.
Lump burns hotter. Also not as nice for starting and speeding. Not really ideal for smoking... says the guy using royal oak lump.

DoogCourics

I'm trying my hand at my first Beef Wellington tonight. I will eat it in honor of never having to watch Brandon Wellington play LB at UW anymore. Not sure if his career fell short because of Bobs shortcomings as a coach/mentor or if maybe he just wasn't that great a player but I'm very happy to be turning the page on last years LB play.

I'm not really feeling great on my chances of success.

What are you going to do for Manu? Burn down the house?

SpoonieLuv

Game or no Game, Win or Lose, I'm eating smoked brisket.

And not off some stupid pellet smoker like you douchecanoes. Kingsford and Post Oak Chunks, motherfuckers.
Same, even with thunderstorms this afternoon.

Careful @Mad_Son!

You buffed that thing so damn much your almost doxxing yourself. Always gotta check for reflection in whatever you do in life or else everyone knows what’s really happening.

If you’re going to post a picture with your reflection have the decency to have your dick hanging out.

DerekJohnson

Game or no Game, Win or Lose, I'm eating smoked brisket.

And not off some stupid pellet smoker like you douchecanoes. Kingsford and Post Oak Chunks, motherfuckers.
Same, even with thunderstorms this afternoon.

Careful @Mad_Son!

You buffed that thing so damn much your almost doxxing yourself. Always gotta check for reflection in whatever you do in life or else everyone knows what’s really happening.

At least he's not dressed as a gladiator or Little Bo Peep

Mad_Son

Game or no Game, Win or Lose, I'm eating smoked brisket.

And not off some stupid pellet smoker like you douchecanoes. Kingsford and Post Oak Chunks, motherfuckers.
Same, even with thunderstorms this afternoon.

Careful @Mad_Son!

You buffed that thing so damn much your almost doxxing yourself. Always gotta check for reflection in whatever you do in life or else everyone knows what’s really happening.

At least he's not dressed as a gladiator or Little Bo Peep

Both were realistic possibilities.

It turns out I was wearing my 1993 Rose Bowl sweatshirt.

whlinder

Damn was too busy with kid sports to plan to smoke today. Jelly.

Can’t wait for the season to be over tomorrow!

DerekJohnson

Damn was too busy with kid sports to plan to smoke today. Jelly.

Can’t wait for the season to be over tomorrow!

That's the HCH spirit in a nutshell

DoogieMcDoogerson

Game or no Game, Win or Lose, I'm eating smoked brisket.

And not off some stupid pellet smoker like you douchecanoes. Kingsford and Post Oak Chunks, motherfuckers.
Kingsford?

Upgrade to lump.
Lump burns hotter. Also not as nice for starting and speeding. Not really ideal for smoking... says the guy using royal oak lump.

DoogieMcDoogerson

Game or no Game, Win or Lose, I'm eating smoked brisket.

And not off some stupid pellet smoker like you douchecanoes. Kingsford and Post Oak Chunks, motherfuckers.
Same, even with thunderstorms this afternoon.

Careful @Mad_Son!

You buffed that thing so damn much your almost doxxing yourself. Always gotta check for reflection in whatever you do in life or else everyone knows what’s really happening.

picalogestabo

Currently watching pregame huskytron poolside at the four seasons total landscaping. Getting more confident teamA will beat teamB.

Gladstone

we really are going to have to wait until like 7pm to learn who QB1 is huh

DerekJohnson

we really are going to have to wait until like 7pm to learn who QB1 is huh

That's bush league IMO

Gladstone

why is it bush league

GrundleStiltzkin

why is it bush league

Because it’s killing @backthepack

DerekJohnson

why is it bush league

They're all unknown quantities so just name your fucking quarterback already. It hints of insecurity.

Doog_de_Jour

we really are going to have to wait until like 7pm to learn who QB1 is huh
That's bush league IMO

Bush Hamdan league?

Pitchfork51

why is it bush league
They're all unknown quantities so just name your fucking quarterback already. It hints of insecurity.

Jimmy is a pussy