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Official COVID-19 vaccine pole

PurpleThrobber
PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,137 Standard Supporter
edited November 2020 in Tug Tavern
Not if but when will you get poked?

Official COVID-19 vaccine pole 20 votes

Fuck yeah! Sign me up as a beta tester
15%
alumni94GreenRiverGatorzPitchfork51 3 votes
1 year - Total trust in Fow Chee
5%
YellowSnow 1 vote
2 years - My wife won't give me a sex without taking the shot
5%
LoneStarDawg 1 vote
3 years - I can't buy shit without my vaccine microchip
5%
theknowledge 1 vote
Fuck off - my body, my choice
35%
thechatchoregonblitzkriegBad_MotherDuckerDude61HuskyInAZLebamDawgBleachedAnusDawg 7 votes
Fuck off - Round me up for the re-education camp. For our new Chinese Overlords my address is:
35%
DerekJohnsonRaceBannonFire_Marshall_BillYouKnowItPurpleThrobberSledogRoadTrip 7 votes

Comments

  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    No Janet Reno? No Poke.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,224 Founders Club
    Fuck off - Round me up for the re-education camp. For our new Chinese Overlords my address is:
    1234 Fuck Off Road
    Anytown, America Fuck Yeah
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Fuck yeah! Sign me up as a beta tester
    I have great genes. The very best.

    I ain't scared. My body will process the vaccine and spit out something that's never been seen before
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,343 Founders Club
    1 year - Total trust in Fow Chee
    I’ve taken vaccines my whole life. They seem to work. Why the fuck would this be any different?
  • LebamDawg
    LebamDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,793 Swaye's Wigwam
    Fuck off - my body, my choice
    would have gone with 're-educaation' but you can't teach an old dog new tricks

    why would anyone want to be vaccinated for a cold virus?

  • thechatch
    thechatch Member Posts: 7,310 Standard Supporter
    Fuck off - my body, my choice
    I’m not in any at-risk cohort, so I’ll let the olds and the fats go first.

    Doing my part...
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,323 Standard Supporter
    Fuck off - my body, my choice

    I’ve taken vaccines my whole life. They seem to work. Why the fuck would this be any different?

    RNA is a whole new world if it's the Pfizer shot. Hard pass.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,343 Founders Club
    1 year - Total trust in Fow Chee
    LebamDawg said:

    would have gone with 're-educaation' but you can't teach an old dog new tricks

    why would anyone want to be vaccinated for a cold virus?

    People that have old fucking geezers in their lives.
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,323 Standard Supporter
    Fuck off - my body, my choice

    LebamDawg said:

    would have gone with 're-educaation' but you can't teach an old dog new tricks

    why would anyone want to be vaccinated for a cold virus?

    People that have old fucking geezers in their lives.
    You could just have the old geezers get the shot.
  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,681 Founders Club
    2 years - My wife won't give me a sex without taking the shot
    Many friends in healthcare, Big fan of vaccines. when the topic of covid vaccine comes up they always grimace and can’t believe anything would be ready in 10 months from first discovery of the disease.

    I fully expect this shit to get shoved down our throat.
  • Dude61
    Dude61 Member Posts: 1,254
    Fuck off - my body, my choice
    Why take a vaccine for something I have a 99.5% chance of surviving?
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,697 Standard Supporter
    Fuck off - Round me up for the re-education camp. For our new Chinese Overlords my address is:

    I’ve taken vaccines my whole life. They seem to work. Why the fuck would this be any different?

    Flu vaccine might be 65% effective in a great year. This is rushed.

    I was a c biology student, but if this is a strain or related to a common cold, and there's no cure for that, then wtf is the difference? Anyone who's good at sciences can chime in here.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,343 Founders Club
    1 year - Total trust in Fow Chee

    I’ve taken vaccines my whole life. They seem to work. Why the fuck would this be any different?

    Flu vaccine might be 65% effective in a great year. This is rushed.

    I was a c biology student, but if this is a strain or related to a common cold, and there's no cure for that, then wtf is the difference? Anyone who's good at sciences can chime in here.
    I want my old life back. Vaccine (even if it's not as effective as hoped) still seems the best way to get there. I'm a Swede so I was down with herd immunity, but guess that's not on the table.
  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072

    LebamDawg said:

    would have gone with 're-educaation' but you can't teach an old dog new tricks

    why would anyone want to be vaccinated for a cold virus?

    People that have old fucking geezers in their lives.
    You could just have the old geezers get the shot.
    Just like having Only Jews take the Showers?
  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 37,908 Standard Supporter
    Fuck off - Round me up for the re-education camp. For our new Chinese Overlords my address is:
    New OCVID Biden guy says no point spending money on anyone over 75.
  • thechatch
    thechatch Member Posts: 7,310 Standard Supporter
    Fuck off - my body, my choice
    Sledog said:

    New OCVID Biden guy says no point spending money on anyone over 75.

    The rationing has begun.
  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam

    I’ve taken vaccines my whole life. They seem to work. Why the fuck would this be any different?

    Because now it's fashionable to be a whiny cunt about everything.

    Pawz can get you dialed in on the anti-vaxx propaganda if you need to get up to speed.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,224 Founders Club
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    dflea said:

    I’ve taken vaccines my whole life. They seem to work. Why the fuck would this be any different?

    Because now it's fashionable to be a whiny cunt about everything.

    Pawz can get you dialed in on the anti-vaxx propaganda if you need to get up to speed.
    Or the gal you voted for

    https://nypost.com/2020/10/07/kamala-harris-on-covid-vaccine-wont-take-it-trump-tells-me-to/
  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    “If the public health professionals, if Dr. [Anthony] Fauci if the doctors tell us that we should take it, then I’ll be first in line to take it,” Harris said.

    “But if Donald Trump tells us that we should take it — then I’m not taking it.”
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,697 Standard Supporter
    Fuck off - Round me up for the re-education camp. For our new Chinese Overlords my address is:

    I’ve taken vaccines my whole life. They seem to work. Why the fuck would this be any different?

    Flu vaccine might be 65% effective in a great year. This is rushed.

    I was a c biology student, but if this is a strain or related to a common cold, and there's no cure for that, then wtf is the difference? Anyone who's good at sciences can chime in here.
    I want my old life back. Vaccine (even if it's not as effective as hoped) still seems the best way to get there. I'm a Swede so I was down with herd immunity, but guess that's not on the table.
    Fair enough

    If it's a prerequisite just to stay employed, I'll grudgingly do it

    I won't do it voluntarily though. Heard immunity will happen eventually anyway.
  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam

    dflea said:

    I’ve taken vaccines my whole life. They seem to work. Why the fuck would this be any different?

    Because now it's fashionable to be a whiny cunt about everything.

    Pawz can get you dialed in on the anti-vaxx propaganda if you need to get up to speed.
    Or the gal you voted for

    https://nypost.com/2020/10/07/kamala-harris-on-covid-vaccine-wont-take-it-trump-tells-me-to/
    That sounds like anti-Trump propaganda not anti-vaxx propaganda.

    To me at least.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,224 Founders Club
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    So what's wrong with anti Bill Gates propaganda?
  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    Bill Gates is a computer guy, not a vaccine.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,224 Founders Club
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    dflea said:

    Bill Gates is a computer guy, not a vaccine.

    Wrong.gif

    Dead children stacked like cordwood in Africa after the Gates' vaccine disagree
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    If the vaccine is safe, get the shit out there. Weº could use some helpful propaganda for once.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,137 Standard Supporter
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    dflea said:

    Bill Gates is a computer guy, not a vaccine.

    Arguably, Bill hasn't been a computer guy since Windows 95 came out.

    Doesn't anybody remember Vista?

  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,219 Founders Club
    On board with vaccines. Not on board with my family and I being the first clinical study of the effects of a new vaccine. Especially since we've all probably had the WuFlu and survived. Sign up the Covidiots by all means!

    Trump defeated the WuFlu. Greatest President since Lincoln.