Official COVID-19 vaccine pole


Official COVID-19 vaccine pole 20 votes
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No Janet Reno? No Poke.
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Fuck off - Round me up for the re-education camp. For our new Chinese Overlords my address is:1234 Fuck Off Road
Anytown, America Fuck Yeah -
Fuck yeah! Sign me up as a beta testerI have great genes. The very best.
I ain't scared. My body will process the vaccine and spit out something that's never been seen before -
1 year - Total trust in Fow Chee
Lol. You already have cancer brewing from Crystal Light.Pitchfork51 said:I have great genes. The very best.
I ain't scared. My body will process the vaccine and spit out something that's never been seen before -
1 year - Total trust in Fow CheeI’ve taken vaccines my whole life. They seem to work. Why the fuck would this be any different?
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Fuck off - my body, my choicewould have gone with 're-educaation' but you can't teach an old dog new tricks
why would anyone want to be vaccinated for a cold virus?
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Fuck off - my body, my choiceI’m not in any at-risk cohort, so I’ll let the olds and the fats go first.
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Fuck off - my body, my choice
RNA is a whole new world if it's the Pfizer shot. Hard pass.YellowSnow said:I’ve taken vaccines my whole life. They seem to work. Why the fuck would this be any different?
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1 year - Total trust in Fow Chee
People that have old fucking geezers in their lives.LebamDawg said:would have gone with 're-educaation' but you can't teach an old dog new tricks
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Fuck off - my body, my choice
You could just have the old geezers get the shot.YellowSnow said:
People that have old fucking geezers in their lives.LebamDawg said:would have gone with 're-educaation' but you can't teach an old dog new tricks
why would anyone want to be vaccinated for a cold virus? -
2 years - My wife won't give me a sex without taking the shotMany friends in healthcare, Big fan of vaccines. when the topic of covid vaccine comes up they always grimace and can’t believe anything would be ready in 10 months from first discovery of the disease.
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Fuck off - my body, my choiceWhy take a vaccine for something I have a 99.5% chance of surviving?
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Flu vaccine might be 65% effective in a great year. This is rushed.YellowSnow said:I’ve taken vaccines my whole life. They seem to work. Why the fuck would this be any different?
I was a c biology student, but if this is a strain or related to a common cold, and there's no cure for that, then wtf is the difference? Anyone who's good at sciences can chime in here. -
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When I first read this I missed the "the" and laffed hard.BleachedAnusDawg said:
You could just have the old geezers getYellowSnow said:
People that have old fucking geezers in their lives.LebamDawg said:would have gone with 're-educaation' but you can't teach an old dog new tricks
why would anyone want to be vaccinated for a cold virus?theshot. -
1 year - Total trust in Fow Chee
I want my old life back. Vaccine (even if it's not as effective as hoped) still seems the best way to get there. I'm a Swede so I was down with herd immunity, but guess that's not on the table.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
Flu vaccine might be 65% effective in a great year. This is rushed.YellowSnow said:I’ve taken vaccines my whole life. They seem to work. Why the fuck would this be any different?
I was a c biology student, but if this is a strain or related to a common cold, and there's no cure for that, then wtf is the difference? Anyone who's good at sciences can chime in here. -
Just like having Only Jews take the Showers?BleachedAnusDawg said:
You could just have the old geezers get the shot.YellowSnow said:
People that have old fucking geezers in their lives.LebamDawg said:would have gone with 're-educaation' but you can't teach an old dog new tricks
why would anyone want to be vaccinated for a cold virus? -
Fuck off - Round me up for the re-education camp. For our new Chinese Overlords my address is:New OCVID Biden guy says no point spending money on anyone over 75.
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Fuck off - my body, my choice
The rationing has begun.Sledog said:New OCVID Biden guy says no point spending money on anyone over 75.
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Because now it's fashionable to be a whiny cunt about everything.YellowSnow said:I’ve taken vaccines my whole life. They seem to work. Why the fuck would this be any different?
Pawz can get you dialed in on the anti-vaxx propaganda if you need to get up to speed. -
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Or the gal you voted fordflea said:
Because now it's fashionable to be a whiny cunt about everything.YellowSnow said:I’ve taken vaccines my whole life. They seem to work. Why the fuck would this be any different?
Pawz can get you dialed in on the anti-vaxx propaganda if you need to get up to speed.
https://nypost.com/2020/10/07/kamala-harris-on-covid-vaccine-wont-take-it-trump-tells-me-to/ -
“If the public health professionals, if Dr. [Anthony] Fauci if the doctors tell us that we should take it, then I’ll be first in line to take it,” Harris said.
“But if Donald Trump tells us that we should take it — then I’m not taking it.”
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Fair enoughYellowSnow said:
I want my old life back. Vaccine (even if it's not as effective as hoped) still seems the best way to get there. I'm a Swede so I was down with herd immunity, but guess that's not on the table.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
Flu vaccine might be 65% effective in a great year. This is rushed.YellowSnow said:I’ve taken vaccines my whole life. They seem to work. Why the fuck would this be any different?
I was a c biology student, but if this is a strain or related to a common cold, and there's no cure for that, then wtf is the difference? Anyone who's good at sciences can chime in here.
If it's a prerequisite just to stay employed, I'll grudgingly do it
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That sounds like anti-Trump propaganda not anti-vaxx propaganda.RaceBannon said:
Or the gal you voted fordflea said:
Because now it's fashionable to be a whiny cunt about everything.YellowSnow said:I’ve taken vaccines my whole life. They seem to work. Why the fuck would this be any different?
Pawz can get you dialed in on the anti-vaxx propaganda if you need to get up to speed.
https://nypost.com/2020/10/07/kamala-harris-on-covid-vaccine-wont-take-it-trump-tells-me-to/
To me at least. -
Fuck off - Round me up for the re-education camp. For our new Chinese Overlords my address is:So what's wrong with anti Bill Gates propaganda?
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Bill Gates is a computer guy, not a vaccine.
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Wrong.gifdflea said:Bill Gates is a computer guy, not a vaccine.
Dead children stacked like cordwood in Africa after the Gates' vaccine disagree -
If the vaccine is safe, get the shit out there. Weº could use some helpful propaganda for once.
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Arguably, Bill hasn't been a computer guy since Windows 95 came out.dflea said:Bill Gates is a computer guy, not a vaccine.
Doesn't anybody remember Vista?
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On board with vaccines. Not on board with my family and I being the first clinical study of the effects of a new vaccine. Especially since we've all probably had the WuFlu and survived. Sign up the Covidiots by all means!
Trump defeated the WuFlu. Greatest President since Lincoln.