An Ode to Hardcore Husky
children destroy everything
Swaye's life is over
Skimming from Uber-
more lucrative than you'd think
Baze is fucking rich
Many to Gulag
It's cause and effect, Stalin:
Dong meter now small
We? are row boat school
Peter pumper pummeled Pup
(Super hot wife too)
PRINCESS EATIG DCIK!
LEAVEs despite gift Wam access
PurpleJ: Such fag
Also, @Doog_de_Jour 's return to the ring has been very stimulating for me. TYFYS
Comments
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Native American haiku?
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I stole it from a white man. TABLES TURNED BITCHES!DerekJohnson said:Native American haiku?
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Hey, remember that beautiful parcel of land you were gifted as part of the Circle Jerk Championship? Haha, so, funny thing...
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Ok, from the angry sexts I'm getting this morning I see I should address a few things:
It's "win, THEN pop off!"
Same principle applies here:
Donate, THEN haiku
You get no haiku
if your handle is too long
sorry, not sorry
tailgate crowd hungry
"Where's my fucking hot dog, Bot?!
(busy searching dongs)
You're all idiots
for different reasons, but
You're still idiots
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Undisputed haiku champion of HH right here folks.NoWarningJustDawg said:Ok, from the angry sexts I'm getting this morning I see I should address a few things:
It's "win, THEN pop off!"
Same principle applies here:
Donate, THEN haiku
You get no haiku
if your handle is too long
sorry, not sorry
tailgate crowd hungry
"Where's my fucking hot dog, Bot?!
(busy searching dongs)
You're all idiots
for different reasons, but
You're still idiots -
Quit plagiarizing my shit fucko!!!!!!!!!!!!1NoWarningJustDawg said:Ok, from the angry sexts I'm getting this morning I see I should address a few things:
It's "win, THEN pop off!"
Same principle applies here:
Donate, THEN haiku
You get no haiku
if your handle is too long
sorry, not sorry
tailgate crowd hungry
"Where's my fucking hot dog, Bot?!
(busy searching dongs)
You're all idiots
for different reasons, but
You're still idiots -
I ran pup and hot wife?
#BiWinning -
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Sorry, but OP has already designated this a thievery-friendly thread, so deal with it.Doog_de_Jour said:
Quit plagiarizing my shit fucko!!!!!!!!!!!!1NoWarningJustDawg said:Ok, from the angry sexts I'm getting this morning I see I should address a few things:
It's "win, THEN pop off!"
Same principle applies here:
Donate, THEN haiku
You get no haiku
if your handle is too long
sorry, not sorry
tailgate crowd hungry
"Where's my fucking hot dog, Bot?!
(busy searching dongs)
You're all idiots
for different reasons, but
You're still idiots
dates the sexy Soup
...only one that gets no ass
I'm such a sad cuck
masturbates a lot
[perineum joke goes here]
Grundle: Game Gif GOD
tattooed sluts have left
sad red man ponders shit life
minivan is next
Best pod guest - by far!
shit progrum does not deserve
sick beats Wilbur drops
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Sneaky good poaster
Takes bored haiku to new heights
No warning. Just dawg. -
@Tequilla - take notes. THIS is how you haiku!
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Poems level up
We?re literary Clemson
Everything matters -
A work in progress
Defense looking skrong, again
Offense? - Shit As Fuck
What is in the box?
we are cracking down - just GONE!
Cab drinks like Merlot
Nacho sees small door
tears flow free like hot cheese sauce
...knows he will get stuck
Wish we had QB
But with all that being said,
Jake Browning still sucks
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Oh our avatars are gone
Vanilla working for Derek?
It’s like we say...no -
I once had a life
Now I post on Hardcore Husky
Basement dwelling loser -
This thread is special
Like Hardcore Husky retards
Headed to Classics -
last line is 6 syllables can I have your underpants?Doog_de_Jour said:I once had a life
Now I post on Hardcore Husky
Basement dwelling loser
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Fuck!Swaye said:
last line is 6 syllables can I have your underpants?Doog_de_Jour said:I once had a life
Now I post on Hardcore Husky
Basement dwelling loser
Yeah, it’s only fair you get a pair for catching that. -
Are you gonna wear them?Swaye said:
last line is 6 syllables can I have your underpants?Doog_de_Jour said:I once had a life
Now I post on Hardcore Husky
Basement dwelling loser
...not kink-shaming, just asking.
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I, tired of being
a woman, a cum dumpster
It’s tim..later guys -
That’s up to @Swaye.NoWarningJustDawg said:
Are you gonna wear them?Swaye said:
last line is 6 syllables can I have your underpants?Doog_de_Jour said:I once had a life
Now I post on Hardcore Husky
Basement dwelling loser
...not kink-shaming, just asking.
He should also specify cut and color.
#neverassumegentlemen -
Doog_de_Jour said:
That’s up to @Swaye.NoWarningJustDawg said:
Are you gonna wear them?Swaye said:
last line is 6 syllables can I have your underpants?Doog_de_Jour said:I once had a life
Now I post on Hardcore Husky
Basement dwelling loser
...not kink-shaming, just asking.
He should also specify cut and color.
#neverassumegentlemen
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I like the tassel in the butt crack.Swaye said:Doog_de_Jour said:
That’s up to @Swaye.NoWarningJustDawg said:
Are you gonna wear them?Swaye said:
last line is 6 syllables can I have your underpants?Doog_de_Jour said:I once had a life
Now I post on Hardcore Husky
Basement dwelling loser
...not kink-shaming, just asking.
He should also specify cut and color.
#neverassumegentlemen
My pair is navy though. Will that work? -
Pretty sure every dude on here just read that as "does butt stuff".Doog_de_Jour said:
I like the tassel in the butt crack.Swaye said:Doog_de_Jour said:
That’s up to @Swaye.NoWarningJustDawg said:
Are you gonna wear them?Swaye said:
last line is 6 syllables can I have your underpants?Doog_de_Jour said:I once had a life
Now I post on Hardcore Husky
Basement dwelling loser
...not kink-shaming, just asking.
He should also specify cut and color.
#neverassumegentlemen
My pair is navy though. Will that work? -
I'm your Sailor!Doog_de_Jour said:
I like the tassel in the butt crack.Swaye said:Doog_de_Jour said:
That’s up to @Swaye.NoWarningJustDawg said:
Are you gonna wear them?Swaye said:
last line is 6 syllables can I have your underpants?Doog_de_Jour said:I once had a life
Now I post on Hardcore Husky
Basement dwelling loser
...not kink-shaming, just asking.
He should also specify cut and color.
#neverassumegentlemen
My pair is navy though. Will that work? -
Whatever old man
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It's hard.Doog_de_Jour said:I, tired of being
a woman, a cum dumpster
It’s tim..later guys -
Swaye will soon set goal-Doog_de_Jour said:
I like the tassel in the butt crack.Swaye said:Doog_de_Jour said:
That’s up to @Swaye.NoWarningJustDawg said:
Are you gonna wear them?Swaye said:
last line is 6 syllables can I have your underpants?Doog_de_Jour said:I once had a life
Now I post on Hardcore Husky
Basement dwelling loser
...not kink-shaming, just asking.
He should also specify cut and color.
#neverassumegentlemen
My pair is navy though. Will that work?
"I'll remove panties with teeth!"
Will she fall for it?
Next will come the lie
"All about *your* needs tonight!"
(That's what I would say)
But Soup is not fooled
She has played this game before:
"Just the tip, I swear!"
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Whynotboth.gif?Doog_de_Jour said:
That’s up to @Swaye.NoWarningJustDawg said:
Are you gonna wear them?Swaye said:
last line is 6 syllables can I have your underpants?Doog_de_Jour said:I once had a life
Now I post on Hardcore Husky
Basement dwelling loser
...not kink-shaming, just asking.
He should also specify cut and color.
#neverassumegentlemen
