JT Tuimoloau, 5* 2021 DL, Bellevue (Eastside Catholic), WA (Offered 9/22/17)
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Your not including alt coin’s which had a major rise and made a lot of money. I bought ZCL and that thing flew to the 200’s. Then there was eth which rose from 10 bucks to 1200. In 2017, if you got in early, it was impossible to lose money.FremontTroll said:If someone happened to get in at the lows in 2015 and sold at the (5 day) peak in December 2017 they would have made almost 100x their investment. Quite unlikely but maybe someone out there did it.
However to net $8 million you’d have to start with 80k worth of bitcoin which is a heckuva lot of dimebags. (More like 120k if you paid taxes which, if this were real, I would strongly advise.)
Possibly the most unbelievable part is the idea of “laundering” that amount of money through coinbase or circle or whatever site existed at the time to transfer from usd to btc. The benefit of bitcoin of course is that it is a public ledger containing every transaction ever made however even if you believed it was private in 2015 you still had the “on ramp” problem unless you were getting paid in bitcoin. Possible on the dark web but not for the self-described small time community college dime bag dealer. -
Sonic- Being rich doesn’t make you legitimate, I have a lot of rich friends that are dumb as fuck, and just got lucky. Put your dick back in your pants and put the ruler back in the drawer. You’ve been spot on so far, so you really don’t need to defend yourself, allow the commitments to do that for you. Keep up the good work.
BTP- I like you, but quit acting like an insufferable little pussy. Just because you hear some bad news, doesn’t give you a legitimate reason to go off the rails. You’re better than that.
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If you told me a month ago that sonics and btb tussled on the crooting board and one of them sounded like he was angry crying while typing his replies I would have bet the wrong side hard
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Best post in this abortion of a thread.greenblood said:Sonic- Being rich doesn’t make you legitimate, I have a lot of rich friends that are dumb as fuck, and just got lucky. Put your dick back in your pants and put the ruler back in the drawer. You’ve been spot on so far, so you really don’t need to defend yourself, allow the commitments to do that for you. Keep up the good work.
BTP- I like you, but quit acting like an insufferable little pussy. Just because you hear some bad news, doesn’t give you a legitimate reason to go off the rails. You’re better than that.
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GreenRiverGatorz said:
Okay I'll bite, which is stupid because this thread has hit every retard target in the books, but what the fuck else do we have to talk about? Anyways, not even Fleenor, who loves to wave his big dick on the DM boards, ever got close to disclosing his net worth. But hey, you're allegedly young, so maybe discretion isn't your thing yet.
Big detail missing from your story here - how did bitcoin help you launder this cash? Obviously none of the exchanges accept it, so you'd still have to actually launder it to purchase bitcoin in the first place. Maybe you're just a bad story teller and left the juiciest detail out of your story.
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And the faggiest poster in this thread award goes to.....DoogWhisperer said:
Lol you’re just mad he was saying the truth about the program. I mean, what else are you gonna brag about to your Reno buddies if UW football is not good?CallMeBigErn said:
And I'm a Nigerian prince.sonics1993 said:
Honestly the way I got rich is so stupid. Sold drugs in my early 20’s as I was attending community college. Nothing major just weed, adderall and codeine if I could get my hands on it. Obviously I couldn’t put the money in my bank account so I had to figure out a way to launder it. In comes bitcoin and a few years later when bitcoin goes on a crazy run to 20k, those dime bags I sold a few years back really add up. I did get my bachelors from Washington in 2016 in Biology but have never used it. Since then, I managed my money pretty well, buying real estate and have a good financial advisor who gets me 5-10% return a year on my brokerage accounts. Based on that and the rent I take in every month off my duplexes, I’m pretty well set. But still have my goal of hitting 10 mill by the age of 30.Baseman said:
Well, WTF Sonics. What am I missing and are you hiring? Background in security and roughing up want to be TUFFs. Holla if I can help, brother.sonics1993 said:
My family grew up in a village where there was no plumbing or electricity. When I came to America at the age of 12 and saw a toilet for the first time I was terrified and refused to use it. I tried to shit in the back yard but was stopped and told they don't do this in America. I didn't have cable until I was 16 years old where I then became addicted to MTV. I love my father but that dude was broke as hell.backthepack said:
Sounds like daddy’s money worked out for you!sonics1993 said:
I could never understand the difference between them. Probably why I dropped out of high school, was never book smart.backthepack said:
Or there and their.CallMeBigErn said:
You may be worth 8 mil but not knowing the difference between affect and effect will be a major roadblock in life.sonics1993 said:
Dude, throw as many insults to me as you want. I'm 26 and have a net worth over 8 mill, it doesn't effect me. All this shit is a hobby to me. There are way more important things in my life then recruiting so none of this really matters to me. If you life is really that much effected by recruiting or football then you need to re-evaluate your life.backthepack said:
This is why you’re a hypocritical douche bag btw.sonics1993 said:
A white privileged college kid is attacking my credibility, how will I go on.backthepack said:
He just repeats the obvious at this point too. He’s a fucking tool bag. I too can pretend to play insider off the crystal balls or the Oklahoma mods posts!!RaceBannon said:
Petersen man love toobackthepack said:
I’m not right don’t even act or try to play insider anymore. But this guy is the biggest flip floppy, loser expectations, blow hard ever.RaceBannon said:
The voice of maturity and reasonbackthepack said:
He doesn’t know what he’s talking about. No one does.insinceredawg said:
Two weeks ago you said his family preferred UW. What changed?sonics1993 said:Let's be real, we haven't been a threat for JTT for a while now.
Stop encouraging this validation seeking goldbricker. He had the benefit of the doubt until today.
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greenblood said:
BTP- I like you, but quit acting like an insufferable little pussy. Just because you hear some bad news, doesn’t give you a legitimate reason to go off the rails. You’re better than that.
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Can we just get back to talking about how UW staff sucks at recruiting?
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Sonics has been waiting for an opportunity to post about money... what a loser
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It's a rags to riches tale as old as time. Did you know he used to have to shit on the ground and roll in it? No toilets.Rapeculturedawg said:Sonics has been waiting for an opportunity to post about money... what a loser
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Of course this is what happened to the thread. Should've known better when I saw 130+ new posts. Has a recruiting thread ever landed in classics?
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Q for @sonics1993 ... if you are 26 and you were addicted to MTV at 16, that means you weren’t watching music. So that timeframe means you were addicted to either The Hills, Laguna Beach, or my super sweet 16. Which stupid show were you addicted to and how did that fuel your future in dealing the drugs?
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Honestly forgot about MTV before this thread.. i got a lot of channels on my tv, so who can blame me.Mooser42 said:Q for @sonics1993 ... if you are 26 and you were addicted to MTV at 16, that means you weren’t watching music. So that timeframe means you were addicted to either The Hills, Laguna Beach, or my super sweet 16. Which stupid show were you addicted to and how did that fuel your future in dealing the drugs?
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You leave the jailbait hotties of Laguna Beach and The Hills out of this! I'll give you the ugos of teen mom. Right @GaryFromTeenMom I mean he would have jumped ship to the LB in a heart beat.Mooser42 said:Q for @sonics1993 ... if you are 26 and you were addicted to MTV at 16, that means you weren’t watching music. So that timeframe means you were addicted to either The Hills, Laguna Beach, or my super sweet 16. Which stupid show were you addicted to and how did that fuel your future in dealing the drugs?
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It may or may not have produced anybody. The biggest mistake that was made by Jimmy, and signed off on by Jen, etc., was not bringing in a highly qualified and experienced presence with head coaching experience to really help being a sage consultant to Jimmy. Think someone like a Gilby that doesn't have aspirations to undermine or be a head coach going forward.Kingdome_Urinals said:
Seems like Jimmy is not ready for prime time. What do you think a national HC search would have yielded? Probably lose the 2020 class if Jimmy is not promoted and maybe best case scenario is hire some coordinator from somewhere?Tequilla said:Why the fucking hate BTP? Why do you give a shit?
To each their own ...
The reality of the situation is Jimmy Lake is increasingly looking like a bust of a hire ... the evidence has been mounting
Getting blown out for JTT would be further evidence that he doesn't have what it takes at the highest levels as a head coach at this point in his career.
Unless ol Wilcox drives north.
Personally, I'm a huge fan of what Matt Campbell is doing at Iowa State. While I know that he doesn't have a West Coast presence, he's a proven successful head coach. With the prime Big 10 jobs locked up for the foreseeable future, I'd have gotten very aggressive and made him tell me know while letting him know that we view him as a coach that is in the upper tier and one that could win a national championship with the resources of Washington behind him and his staff. -
That's the Oregon recruiting path forward ... talk about things that you can't prove per se and talk about forward looking items and narratives. It's just a shift into something far less polarizing than the narrative that they were spinning last summer.ATLDawg said:
That's what Troy Franklin talked about when he committed that Oregon he feels like he can play for a national championship.sonics1993 said:
I mean look at there recruiting class, they are doing a great job convincing recruits that the only school on the west coast able to compete for a national title is them. Mario is building a monster. Got no clue what Jimmy is doing.Kingdome_Urinals said:
How in the hell is Oregon a playoff contender? I guess they do a great job of generating hype, they win a Rose Bowl and have some well known players, but that's it.sonics1993 said:
Nothing, JTT doesn’t feel like Washington can contend. A big reason why Oregon is doing so well is because they are seen as best of both worlds. Family can still go to the games while he can play for a playoff contending team.insinceredawg said:
Two weeks ago you said his family preferred UW. What changed?sonics1993 said:Let's be real, we haven't been a threat for JTT for a while now.
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This thread is everything awesome and everything shitty about HCH. It's a car crash that's too gruesome to look away from, only in this case the crash victims are UW football, and instead of offering CPR, we're walking around mercy killing anybody so much as asking for Ibuprofen.
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Lucky!Rapeculturedawg said:
Honestly forgot about MTV before this thread.. i got a lot of channels on my tv, so who can blame me.Mooser42 said:Q for @sonics1993 ... if you are 26 and you were addicted to MTV at 16, that means you weren’t watching music. So that timeframe means you were addicted to either The Hills, Laguna Beach, or my super sweet 16. Which stupid show were you addicted to and how did that fuel your future in dealing the drugs?
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They've won so manyTequilla said:
That's the Oregon recruiting path forward ... talk about things that you can't prove per se and talk about forward looking items and narratives. It's just a shift into something far less polarizing than the narrative that they were spinning last summer.ATLDawg said:
That's what Troy Franklin talked about when he committed that Oregon he feels like he can play for a national championship.sonics1993 said:
I mean look at there recruiting class, they are doing a great job convincing recruits that the only school on the west coast able to compete for a national title is them. Mario is building a monster. Got no clue what Jimmy is doing.Kingdome_Urinals said:
How in the hell is Oregon a playoff contender? I guess they do a great job of generating hype, they win a Rose Bowl and have some well known players, but that's it.sonics1993 said:
Nothing, JTT doesn’t feel like Washington can contend. A big reason why Oregon is doing so well is because they are seen as best of both worlds. Family can still go to the games while he can play for a playoff contending team.insinceredawg said:
Two weeks ago you said his family preferred UW. What changed?sonics1993 said:Let's be real, we haven't been a threat for JTT for a while now.
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how about we don't run off one of the only actual insiders we have left here
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Going off the rails huh? I got what I wanted out of sonics. I don’t care what I looked like nor do I care about this board.greenblood said:Sonic- Being rich doesn’t make you legitimate, I have a lot of rich friends that are dumb as fuck, and just got lucky. Put your dick back in your pants and put the ruler back in the drawer. You’ve been spot on so far, so you really don’t need to defend yourself, allow the commitments to do that for you. Keep up the good work.
BTP- I like you, but quit acting like an insufferable little pussy. Just because you hear some bad news, doesn’t give you a legitimate reason to go off the rails. You’re better than that.
Moving on...
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backthepack said:
Going off the rails huh? I got what I wanted out of sonics. I don’t care what I looked like nor do I cares about this board.greenblood said:Sonic- Being rich doesn’t make you legitimate, I have a lot of rich friends that are dumb as fuck, and just got lucky. Put your dick back in your pants and put the ruler back in the drawer. You’ve been spot on so far, so you really don’t need to defend yourself, allow the commitments to do that for you. Keep up the good work.
BTP- I like you, but quit acting like an insufferable little pussy. Just because you hear some bad news, doesn’t give you a legitimate reason to go off the rails. You’re better than that.
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School A has all of their coaches and players putting pictures of the rings they just won for the pac-12 and Rose Bowl all over twitter and InstagramTequilla said:
That's the Oregon recruiting path forward ... talk about things that you can't prove per se and talk about forward looking items and narratives. It's just a shift into something far less polarizing than the narrative that they were spinning last summer.ATLDawg said:
That's what Troy Franklin talked about when he committed that Oregon he feels like he can play for a national championship.sonics1993 said:
I mean look at there recruiting class, they are doing a great job convincing recruits that the only school on the west coast able to compete for a national title is them. Mario is building a monster. Got no clue what Jimmy is doing.Kingdome_Urinals said:
How in the hell is Oregon a playoff contender? I guess they do a great job of generating hype, they win a Rose Bowl and have some well known players, but that's it.sonics1993 said:
Nothing, JTT doesn’t feel like Washington can contend. A big reason why Oregon is doing so well is because they are seen as best of both worlds. Family can still go to the games while he can play for a playoff contending team.insinceredawg said:
Two weeks ago you said his family preferred UW. What changed?sonics1993 said:Let's be real, we haven't been a threat for JTT for a while now.
I suppose this is what UW gets for losing every big time bowl game.
School B just had their head coach put a picture up of some ugly ass shoes on his Twitter
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Clemson.Motrboatnsob said:
School A has all of their coaches and players putting pictures of the rings they just won for the pac-12 and Rose Bowl all over twitter and InstagramTequilla said:
That's the Oregon recruiting path forward ... talk about things that you can't prove per se and talk about forward looking items and narratives. It's just a shift into something far less polarizing than the narrative that they were spinning last summer.ATLDawg said:
That's what Troy Franklin talked about when he committed that Oregon he feels like he can play for a national championship.sonics1993 said:
I mean look at there recruiting class, they are doing a great job convincing recruits that the only school on the west coast able to compete for a national title is them. Mario is building a monster. Got no clue what Jimmy is doing.Kingdome_Urinals said:
How in the hell is Oregon a playoff contender? I guess they do a great job of generating hype, they win a Rose Bowl and have some well known players, but that's it.sonics1993 said:
Nothing, JTT doesn’t feel like Washington can contend. A big reason why Oregon is doing so well is because they are seen as best of both worlds. Family can still go to the games while he can play for a playoff contending team.insinceredawg said:
Two weeks ago you said his family preferred UW. What changed?sonics1993 said:Let's be real, we haven't been a threat for JTT for a while now.
I suppose this is what UW gets for losing every big time bowl game.
School B just had their head coach put a picture up of some ugly ass shoes on his Twitter
Which school do you choose? -
YMU.Motrboatnsob said:
School A has all of their coaches and players putting pictures of the rings they just won for the pac-12 and Rose Bowl all over twitter and InstagramTequilla said:
That's the Oregon recruiting path forward ... talk about things that you can't prove per se and talk about forward looking items and narratives. It's just a shift into something far less polarizing than the narrative that they were spinning last summer.ATLDawg said:
That's what Troy Franklin talked about when he committed that Oregon he feels like he can play for a national championship.sonics1993 said:
I mean look at there recruiting class, they are doing a great job convincing recruits that the only school on the west coast able to compete for a national title is them. Mario is building a monster. Got no clue what Jimmy is doing.Kingdome_Urinals said:
How in the hell is Oregon a playoff contender? I guess they do a great job of generating hype, they win a Rose Bowl and have some well known players, but that's it.sonics1993 said:
Nothing, JTT doesn’t feel like Washington can contend. A big reason why Oregon is doing so well is because they are seen as best of both worlds. Family can still go to the games while he can play for a playoff contending team.insinceredawg said:
Two weeks ago you said his family preferred UW. What changed?sonics1993 said:Let's be real, we haven't been a threat for JTT for a while now.
I suppose this is what UW gets for losing every big time bowl game.
School B just had their head coach put a picture up of some ugly ass shoes on his Twitter
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Yeah, leave packy alone.Gladstone said:how about we don't run off one of the only actual insiders we have left here
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Why must you have legitimate takes that make you respect me. It really fucks with my irrational hate of of ducksgreenblood said:Sonic- Being rich doesn’t make you legitimate, I have a lot of rich friends that are dumb as fuck, and just got lucky. Put your dick back in your pants and put the ruler back in the drawer. You’ve been spot on so far, so you really don’t need to defend yourself, allow the commitments to do that for you. Keep up the good work.
BTP- I like you, but quit acting like an insufferable little pussy. Just because you hear some bad news, doesn’t give you a legitimate reason to go off the rails. You’re better than that.
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Is it theoretically possible that some person 1000xed their money in 2017 by getting in, out, in, and then out forever at exactly the right times?sonics1993 said:
Your not including alt coin’s which had a major rise and made a lot of money. I bought ZCL and that thing flew to the 200’s. Then there was eth which rose from 10 bucks to 1200. In 2017, if you got in early, it was impossible to lose money.FremontTroll said:If someone happened to get in at the lows in 2015 and sold at the (5 day) peak in December 2017 they would have made almost 100x their investment. Quite unlikely but maybe someone out there did it.
However to net $8 million you’d have to start with 80k worth of bitcoin which is a heckuva lot of dimebags. (More like 120k if you paid taxes which, if this were real, I would strongly advise.)
Possibly the most unbelievable part is the idea of “laundering” that amount of money through coinbase or circle or whatever site existed at the time to transfer from usd to btc. The benefit of bitcoin of course is that it is a public ledger containing every transaction ever made however even if you believed it was private in 2015 you still had the “on ramp” problem unless you were getting paid in bitcoin. Possible on the dark web but not for the self-described small time community college dime bag dealer.
Sure. But then again that person wouldn’t talk about bitcoin or tell their story in this way.
But what do I know I’m just a pour shitposting from my dads’ basement. Post a screenshot of your transaction history from an exchange showing a $1million+ sale of ZCL and I will stfu forever, become a loyal Sonics minion, donate to this shithole for the first time, and send $100 worth of bitcoin to address of your choice. -
This king made $130k in a couple hours yesterday. Hope he and @sonics1993 have fun looking over their shoulders the rest of their lives spending their illegally acquired, publicly ledgered, FinSec salivation inducing gains.
