Important Message for the Bored: Comments about Commits
Just kidding. I hate the kids. Fuck the kids. If we take one more shitty recruit nobody has ever heard of I am going on a firebombing mission. The real message in this thread is for everyone telling me to not freak out. Go fuck yourself. This is a goddamn flaming shit-wreck. We are fighting it out with Western Buttfuck Tech for our HIGH end recruits. Our low end recruits are kids nobody has ever heard of. Anywhere. Ever. What a fucking joke.
I remember when Lake got hired I thought "nice coaching search Jen you dumb shit." Thought it was a terrible move. But, the one positive I assumed is that recruiting would pick up, or at least stay the same. This whole thing is failure on a level I did not think possible. Fuck this program. Fuck the AD. Fuck the coaches. Fuck the kids. And really FUCK everyone telling me to let it play out. It is playing out right before our eyes and it is a goddamn dumpster fire that can be seen from space.
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#That'sMyMod
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A touching and heartfelt message
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If we shit all over the shitty recruits, theres a chance they read it, get their feelings hurt, and decommit. Then our recruiters might actually have to go out and try harder to get the good players
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I will always bash the kids. I hate the kids.
Just because I like college football means I have to start acting like a bunch of overprivileged meatheads deserve my admiration?
Fuck the kids, fuck our football program and especially fuck the fact that I spend The majority of my free time obsessing over worthless minutiae about a craptacular college football team.
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This is all about you wanting to use “shit-wreck” isn’t it?
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Another day, another shitty recruit nobody wanted. We had to go all the way to Texas to find someone nobody else wanted this time. Why not just offer some random shitbag from Puyallup? Doesn't even have to be a football player. Just spray out some offers to the band dorks.
Fuck Lake. Fuck the assistants. Fuck the kids. Fuck the kids parents. Fuck it all. Napalm the entire thing.
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Swaye said:
Another day, another shitty recruit nobody wanted. We had to go all the way to Texas to find someone nobody else wanted this time. Why not just offer some random shitbag from Puyallup? Doesn't even have to be a football player. Just spray out some offers to the band dorks.
Fuck Lake. Fuck the assistants. Fuck the kids. Fuck the kids parents. Fuck it all. Napalm the entire thing.
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And that was just from a single initiation, er, ritual!Motrboatnsob said:
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UW going to have herd immunity in time to save the football season!Motrboatnsob said:
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@Swaye left a better message in the Wam regarding his feelings toward recruiting.Swaye said:Okay guys. I get the frustration. I get that every move we? are making is a real head scratcher. But, some of the comments about these kids are over the line. How would you feel if you were 17 years old and a bunch of grown men were ripping you to shreds? Clean it up out here or the ban hammer will be swift and merciless.
Just kidding. I hate the kids. Fuck the kids. If we take one more shitty recruit nobody has ever heard of I am going on a firebombing mission. The real message in this thread is for everyone telling me to not freak out. Go fuck yourself. This is a goddamn flaming shit-wreck. We are fighting it out with Western Buttfuck Tech for our HIGH end recruits. Our low end recruits are kids nobody has ever heard of. Anywhere. Ever. What a fucking joke.
I remember when Lake got hired I thought "nice coaching search Jen you dumb shit." Thought it was a terrible move. But, the one positive I assumed is that recruiting would pick up, or at least stay the same. This whole thing is failure on a level I did not think possible. Fuck this program. Fuck the AD. Fuck the coaches. Fuck the kids. And really FUCK everyone telling me to let it play out. It is playing out right before our eyes and it is a goddamn dumpster fire that can be seen from space. -
Clemson has figured it out.UW_Doog_Bot said:
UW going to have herd immunity in time to save the football season!Motrboatnsob said:
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when we used to get the "woof" bat signal I was excited. Now I brace myself it's actually a oof (sister saying to ugh)
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Growing up as a “townie” in NE Seattle in HS we used to drive down frat row and rock UW frat bro’s with eggs on Friday and Saturday nights when we had nothing better to do. No regrets.Motrboatnsob said:
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I was in rugby and we did security for the frats. They would ask us to chase after people like you and we would laugh at them.Edwin_Bambino said:
Growing up as a “townie” in NE Seattle in HS we used to drive down frat row and rock UW frat bro’s with eggs on Friday and Saturday nights when we had nothing better to do. No regrets.Motrboatnsob said:
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rugby? uw has a club?UW_Doog_Bot said:
I was in rugby and we did security for the frats. They would ask us to chase after people like you and we would laugh at them.Edwin_Bambino said:
Growing up as a “townie” in NE Seattle in HS we used to drive down frat row and rock UW frat bro’s with eggs on Friday and Saturday nights when we had nothing better to do. No regrets.Motrboatnsob said:
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Knew here?FireCohen said:
rugby? uw has a club?UW_Doog_Bot said:
I was in rugby and we did security for the frats. They would ask us to chase after people like you and we would laugh at them.Edwin_Bambino said:
Growing up as a “townie” in NE Seattle in HS we used to drive down frat row and rock UW frat bro’s with eggs on Friday and Saturday nights when we had nothing better to do. No regrets.Motrboatnsob said:
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Think this is the year of the northern invasionSwaye said:Another day, another shitty recruit nobody wanted. We had to go all the way to Texas to find someone nobody else wanted this time. Why not just offer some random shitbag from Puyallup? Doesn't even have to be a football player. Just spray out some offers to the band dorks.
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I was in a frat brawl against the football team when Neuhiesal took over but hadn’t coached a game yet. He brought Capt. Lester Towns to our chapter meeting to help “apologize” and make sure we kept shit quiet.
