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WestlinnDuck
WestlinnDuck Member Posts: 17,653 Standard Supporter
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Seems clear that if Trump loses in November, the Dems will push through a massive affirmative action program that won't necessarily specifically include out right cash payments that would be "reparations". I've asked this question for decades and not one leftard has given me a concise definition of what constitutes "black" for affirmative action programs. Anyone at the Tug want to step up and take a swing? Lots of Indian tribes will only include as official tribe members (casino money) if you had at least one great-great-great Indian grandparent = 1/16th Indian. So, pretend you are the Chairman of the Black Purity Board that will provide official black cards for qualifying for government AA (as a bonus they will also act as Voter ID) and write you official definition of black. Also, like driver's licenses do we just take someone's word or can they just self-identify as black or will you require an official DNA test?
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  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,731 Founders Club
    According to 23andme I'm 7% West African which is slightly more than 1/16th so I'll take my answers off the air.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,169 Founders Club
    Doogles said:

    According to 23andme I'm 7% West African which is slightly more than 1/16th so I'll take my answers off the air.

    But you were so well spoken
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  • RoadTrip
    RoadTrip Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,171 Founders Club
    RaceBannon said:

    Doogles said:

    According to 23andme I'm 7% West African which is slightly more than 1/16th so I'll take my answers off the air.

    But you were so well spoken
    you forgot clean
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  • USMChawk
    USMChawk Member Posts: 1,800
    RaceBannon said:

    Doogles said:

    According to 23andme I'm 7% West African which is slightly more than 1/16th so I'll take my answers off the air.

    But you were so well spoken
    DuckHHunterisafag said:

    RaceBannon said:

    Doogles said:

    According to 23andme I'm 7% West African which is slightly more than 1/16th so I'll take my answers off the air.

    But you were so well spoken
    you forgot clean
    But not good looking.
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  • Bob_C
    Bob_C Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,745 Founders Club
    We need more testing!
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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,687 Standard Supporter
    Hey I might be around 1/16 Indian. Where's my god damn money?
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  • WestlinnDuck
    WestlinnDuck Member Posts: 17,653 Standard Supporter
    Need to contact your local tribe. My old neighbor was 1/16 Indian and was getting checks from the Spirit Mountain casino. Any questions, I would contact Elizabeth Warren.
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    How can they expect black people to get a dna test if they can’t get an ID?
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  • georgiaduck
    georgiaduck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,633 Swaye's Wigwam
    My 23 and Me test officially declared me the whitest guy on earth. Boo Radley told me I needed some sun- I'm pretty white.

    My Wife's GodDaughter is married to a black guy and they have two kids. How much do the kids get? Trick question his mom is from Jamaica and his dad from the UK. Side note- the mom was an Olympic sprinter and the dad was VP in a couple of fortune 500 companies. The parents just recently gave them $700K to build a new house.

    Need it or not- those two kids are entitled to some scratch. How much exactly?
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  • NorthwestFresh
    NorthwestFresh Member Posts: 7,972
    georgiaduck said:

    My 23 and Me test officially declared me the whitest guy on earth. Boo Radley told me I needed some sun- I'm pretty white.

    My Wife's GodDaughter is married to a black guy and they have two kids. How much do the kids get? Trick question his mom is from Jamaica and his dad from the UK. Side note- the mom was an Olympic sprinter and the dad was VP in a couple of fortune 500 companies. The parents just recently gave them $700K to build a new house.

    Need it or not- those two kids are entitled to some scratch. How much exactly?

    All of the scratch.
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    georgiaduck said:

    My 23 and Me test officially declared me the whitest guy on earth. Boo Radley told me I needed some sun- I'm pretty white.

    My Wife's GodDaughter is married to a black guy and they have two kids. How much do the kids get? Trick question his mom is from Jamaica and his dad from the UK. Side note- the mom was an Olympic sprinter and the dad was VP in a couple of fortune 500 companies. The parents just recently gave them $700K to build a new house.

    Need it or not- those two kids are entitled to some scratch. How much exactly?

    Only a VP? Blacks never get the top job.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,136 Standard Supporter
    georgiaduck said:

    My 23 and Me test officially declared me the whitest guy on earth. Boo Radley told me I needed some sun- I'm pretty white.

    My Wife's GodDaughter is married to a black guy and they have two kids. How much do the kids get? Trick question his mom is from Jamaica and his dad from the UK. Side note- the mom was an Olympic sprinter and the dad was VP in a couple of fortune 500 companies. The parents just recently gave them $700K to build a new house.

    Need it or not- those two kids are entitled to some scratch. How much exactly?

    I'm Irish and my ancestors were held as slaves. I want as much as they get.

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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    I suppose no one is thinking about the government being the legal arbiter of racial identity.
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  • WestlinnDuck
    WestlinnDuck Member Posts: 17,653 Standard Supporter
    I seem to remember a reparation program for black farmers for exclusion from government loan programs. Millions were given out with no real attempt to confirm if the applicant had ever been a farmer or had been discriminated against. Sort of like getting registered to vote.
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,217
    Lol at us irish/german/italian immigrants like me who came after slavery yet whose tax dollars will go towards this

    Wat
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,169 Founders Club
    MikeDamone said:

    I won’t be doing a dna test. That’s how they get you.

    Good show on that on ABC. The Genetic Detective. Probably get canceled now

    She gets cold case DNA and uses the parabond company that is a CIA front where all the 23 and me stuff is uploaded

    After the California serial killer got caught you have to give permission. If your relatives do she can catch you
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  • Blu82
    Blu82 Member Posts: 1,673
    I'm really confused on this one. I'm Injun and Viking. Where and how do I go about extorting the maximum amount of cash?
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    My guess is if cash is handed out it 81% of the money will end up in white hands.
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  • NorthwestFresh
    NorthwestFresh Member Posts: 7,972
    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Lol at us irish/german/italian immigrants like me who came after slavery yet whose tax dollars will go towards this

    Wat

    Hello there! All of my family was boated over from Italy in 1911-15, was human trafficked through Chicago, and ended up being coal miners in Carbon County, MT. That’s my grandpa’s life until the Smith Coal Mine Explosion in Bearcreek, MT.
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  • NorthwestFresh
    NorthwestFresh Member Posts: 7,972
    MikeDamone said:

    My guess is if cash is handed out it 81% of the money will end up in white hands.


    Donations to Black Lives Matter are already being funneled to ActBlue PAC.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Lol at us irish/german/italian immigrants like me who came after slavery yet whose tax dollars will go towards this

    Wat

    Fall in line bigot
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  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 37,885 Standard Supporter
    Italian/Scott/Irish everyone owes me from Rome on down. Pay up!
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