Call me Eeyore



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Well look at the mass murderer
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Yella Snow was a HuskyRaceBannon said:Well look at the mass murderer
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Boat and fancy coffee are in his CONTRACT!YellowSnow said:But fuck all this talk of modified football seasons. Either play the damned normal schedule with butts in the seats or don't. I for one could not give two shits about watching some bullshit, throwaway season in empty stadiums. It would be worse than no season at all in my estimation. Put the athletic dept staff on reduced salaries and work load if money is an issue. Jimmy can sell his boat and drink Folgers if he runs low on cash. Mortgages and rent aren't due either anymore, so we can skip the 2020 debt service on Husky Stadium.
If Jimmy has to get rid of his boat, does this mean Bonerpopper has to get rid of his remote control truck?
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Put a disclaimer up saying attend at your own risk. If you have an underlying condition or are over 60, it's not recommended. I'm not lawyer, but let's play and get shit back to normal. Maybe @creepycoug can attest to the liability.
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idgafra - I am not going to the games anyway
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If I can't watch my Dawgs open the season against Michigan burn it all down, seriously.
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Might keep away the grey hairs which would be a good thing.
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@RaceBannon true?!backthepack said:Might keep away the grey hairs which would be a good thing.
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I'm a no hairPurpleBaze said: -
Cancel the season and give the trophy based on APR. Its what is best for everyone's safety.
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I would be chinclined to agree but if we? don't play without fans we? ain't gonna play at all. And if we don't play at all the program is fucking over. It might be over anyway but it's DONE if the SEC plays this year and we don't.
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Meh. You think all the west coast moms are gonna let their babies go transfer to granny killer SEC schools?dnc said:I would be chinclined to agree but if we? don't play without fans we? ain't gonna play at all. And if we don't play at all the program is fucking over. It might be over anyway but it's DONE if the SEC plays this year and we don't.
Our only slim chance is to play an empty season in empty stadiums. -
Probably your most slow strategy post ever.YellowSnow said:
Meh. You think all the west coast moms are gonna let their babies go transfer to granny killer SEC schools?dnc said:I would be chinclined to agree but if we? don't play without fans we? ain't gonna play at all. And if we don't play at all the program is fucking over. It might be over anyway but it's DONE if the SEC plays this year and we don't.
Our only slim chance is to play an empty season in empty stadiums.
Chasing the NFL dream and $ > -
Sarcasm fren.dnc said:
Probably your most slow strategy post ever.YellowSnow said:
Meh. You think all the west coast moms are gonna let their babies go transfer to granny killer SEC schools?dnc said:I would be chinclined to agree but if we? don't play without fans we? ain't gonna play at all. And if we don't play at all the program is fucking over. It might be over anyway but it's DONE if the SEC plays this year and we don't.
Our only slim chance is to play an empty season in empty stadiums.
Chasing the NFL dream and $ > -
Damn.YellowSnow said:
Sarcasm fren.dnc said:
Probably your most slow strategy post ever.YellowSnow said:
Meh. You think all the west coast moms are gonna let their babies go transfer to granny killer SEC schools?dnc said:I would be chinclined to agree but if we? don't play without fans we? ain't gonna play at all. And if we don't play at all the program is fucking over. It might be over anyway but it's DONE if the SEC plays this year and we don't.
Our only slim chance is to play an empty season in empty stadiums.
Chasing the NFL dream and $ >
Got me good. -
but who will win the Sparkle Trophy for cleanest stadium in the Conference?
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SEC will play. Trust me. So we're fucked...along with our Ty recruiting coaching staff.dnc said:I would be chinclined to agree but if we? don't play without fans we? ain't gonna play at all. And if we don't play at all the program is fucking over. It might be over anyway but it's DONE if the SEC plays this year and we don't.
Our only slim chance is to play an empty season in empty stadiums. -
Just play every game in Vegas. I might become a doog
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The NCAA needs to grow a fucking pair and tell the conferences what they're going to do - all of them. Make a fucking decision, and put out a statement. Leaving everyone twisting in the breeze is a load of shit.
I'm inclined to say have the season and let the chips fall where they may - every conference that want to remain in cfb. My diabetic ass won't be in the stands, but I want to watch all you fuckers in the stands raising hell.
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Just kill me now.Pitchfork51 said:Just play every game in Vegas. I might become a doog
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Of course they'll play. Everyone knows they'll play. That's the whole point.vadawg said:
SEC will play. Trust me. So we're fucked...along with our Ty recruiting coaching staff.dnc said:I would be chinclined to agree but if we? don't play without fans we? ain't gonna play at all. And if we don't play at all the program is fucking over. It might be over anyway but it's DONE if the SEC plays this year and we don't.
Our only slim chance is to play an empty season in empty stadiums.
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I've been saying this for weeks. If it's not a full normal season, I'm out
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Add boating to work and fancy coffee to the long line of Damonian contributions to the half brain lexicon.
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Yes, you salty old geezer. My bad @MikeDamone for the lack of proper footnotes.MikeDamone said:Add boating to work and fancy coffee to the long line of Damonian contributions to the half brain lexicon.
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No no. Please feel free to use my shit. It validated my pathetic existence. I just like to pop in once in awhile and remind people the influence I've had over the years. Because I'm a massive narcissist.YellowSnow said:
Yes, you salty old geezer. My bad @MikeDamone for the lack of proper footnotes.MikeDamone said:Add boating to work and fancy coffee to the long line of Damonian contributions to the half brain lexicon.
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The grey hairs stay away, and you'll have 40k butts in seats best case scenario.backthepack said:Might keep away the grey hairs which would be a good thing.
Does a half empty stadium still qualify as the greatest setting in college football?
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8k more than Martingodawgst said:
The grey hairs stay away, and you'll have 40k butts in seats best case scenario.backthepack said:Might keep away the grey hairs which would be a good thing.
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JFC
We play one game and the Tyee Club is dead. All of ‘em. Have you seen the line at the elevator starting the end of the third-quarter? My God.
Who’s gonna join? Hap Sing from Customer Service at Amazon?
We fucked.
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I'm in the type club. Would I be dead?HuskyJW said:JFC
We play one game and the Tyee Club is dead. All of ‘em. Have you seen the line at the elevator starting the end of the third-quarter? My God.
Who’s gonna join? Hap Sing from Customer Service at Amazon?
We fucked. -
Might as well not even play the gamesgodawgst said:
The grey hairs stay away, and you'll have 40k butts in seats best case scenario.backthepack said:Might keep away the grey hairs which would be a good thing.
Does a half empty stadium still qualify as the greatest setting in college football?