I used to listen to KISW on my morning commute and they did the Phonuts for Jokes on Friday - gave out doughnuts when someone stopped by or called in a joke. Almost got in a wreck laffing so hard. This joke
The wife has a bad back and the doctor told her to lay on her bed with her feet rolled up above her touching the wall to relieve the tension. She laughed to herself thinking this guy is a quack. Couple weeks later, her husband leaves for work, she is still in pain and decides what the hell, she lays down on the bed nude and rolls her legs up above her and presses them against the wall.
About that time her husband returned home to get his briefcase that he forgot - he walks into the bedroom, looks at his wife and says "damn hon, comb your hair and put your teeth in - you are looking more and more like your mom."
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The wife has a bad back and the doctor told her to lay on her bed with her feet rolled up above her touching the wall to relieve the tension. She laughed to herself thinking this guy is a quack. Couple weeks later, her husband leaves for work, she is still in pain and decides what the hell, she lays down on the bed nude and rolls her legs up above her and presses them against the wall.
About that time her husband returned home to get his briefcase that he forgot - he walks into the bedroom, looks at his wife and says "damn hon, comb your hair and put your teeth in - you are looking more and more like your mom."