How to survive COVID like a gentleman

Swaye · April 2020

Suck it pours!

YellowSnow · April 2020

Roll my cigar @creepycoug !!

dirtysouwfdawg · April 2020

I ran out of tequila and cigars. TOF is a cost saver and that (aside from her doing a half assed job raising my kids) is the only reason she’s still around. As soon as I’m making 200k+ I can afford the massive child support and alimony... hopefully 3-5 yrs based on the path I’m on.

Anyways, back to the story. I’m out of everything. We’ve both been drinking a good amount tonight. After I smoked her last 305, cost saving wife, she raised her hand to go to the store to get more cigs. I get a dui, I might lose my job, she’s get my one I bail her ass out and pay more for insurance or just make her fat ass walk the kids to school instead of drive because there’s a back entrance for walkers two fucking blocks down the street.

I’m not a gentleman. Fuck off swaye... unless you want my address so you can send me free shit and then I love you.

Side note, how the fuck is being a dad and not sleeping going for you?

dirtysouwfdawg · April 2020

Swaye said:
Suck it pours!

@swaye never mind about the how things are going question. The fact you staged a shot for us pours tells me everything I need to know.

Just remember we’re here for you.

dirtysouwfdawg · April 2020

So update For those watching from home. TOF came back and is telling me the longest fucking story of her going to 7-11 story. I’m not sure how a 2 minute I’m store experience turns into a 30 minute story and analysis of the experience.

She brought back pall malls and coors light. At least she saves me money.

I keep pushing her to go take a shower because she probably contracted covid1-18.

At least I’ll be slapping the seal in a little bit and we’re not arguing to the point of domestic disturbance to occur.

Can this shit just wipe the majority of us out already. I’ll gladly take one for the team and let TOF’s get the life insurance which has half in my sisters name. 🤣

Story still going.

Swaye · April 2020

This thread has legs!

PurpleThrobber · April 2020

Swaye said:
This thread has legs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUDcTLaWJuo

And knows how to use them...

WilburHooksHands · April 2020

Nice pull on the Zacapa XO, top shelf shit... The 23 and the Flor de Caña 18 are in the regular HooksHand household rotation. If youre an XO guy see if you can find this, it will melt your brain:

https://www.totalwine.com/spirits/rum/aged-rum/ron-abuelo-centuria/p/118595750

LebamDawg · April 2020

@dirtysouwfdawg Thanks for the posts - makes me feel wealthy drinking my box of wine, chasing it down with shots of Yukon Jack, but I did splurge on my beer - Dos Equis Especial

UW_Doog_Bot · April 2020

That's it. I'm sending you a beer brewing kit.

Swaye · April 2020

WilburHooksHands said:
Nice pull on the Zacapa XO, top shelf shit... The 23 and the Flor de Caña 18 are in the regular HooksHand household rotation. If youre an XO guy see if you can find this, it will melt your brain:

https://www.totalwine.com/spirits/rum/aged-rum/ron-abuelo-centuria/p/118595750

Flora de Cana 12 is a staple for me. I tend to go for 30-40 buck stuff, then splurge for XO. Not much in the middle. I do like Dark and Stormy's with Gosling's Black Seal, which is pretty cheap, but good. I LOVE Plantation 20th (best 50 dollar rum you can buy imo) and Kirk and Sweeney's 12 makes me happy where I pee too.

Someone else told me about the Abuelo as well, as they know I am a rum fiend (it's really all I drink), so with your rec I may have to get it. Of course VA doesn't allow online liquor sales, and my ABC out in podunk land is woefully lacking (though they always have one bottle of XO for me). I may have to drive into the big city to get it. Post COVID. I'd get arrested by jack booted thugs currently.

Swaye · April 2020

UW_Doog_Bot said:
That's it. I'm sending you a beer brewing kit.

There goes the last of my money. Thanks pod.

UW_Doog_Bot · April 2020

In bot consumption analysis I've been slow rolling the cigars since I actually do have to work from home and they keep me up late into the night. Smoked a nice arturo fuente the other day though that was well aged(sorry no pics). At this point I think I need to invest in a box of them separately and play the cooler aging game.

Swaye · April 2020

UW_Doog_Bot said:
In bot consumption analysis I've been slow rolling the cigars since I actually do have to work from home and they keep me up late into the night. Smoked a nice arturo fuente the other day though that was well aged(sorry no pics). At this point I think I need to invest in a box of them separately and play the cooler aging game.

I cannot say enough good things about the cooler aging game. You created a monster my friend.

WilburHooksHands · April 2020

Swaye said:

WilburHooksHands said:
Nice pull on the Zacapa XO, top shelf shit... The 23 and the Flor de Caña 18 are in the regular HooksHand household rotation. If youre an XO guy see if you can find this, it will melt your brain:

https://www.totalwine.com/spirits/rum/aged-rum/ron-abuelo-centuria/p/118595750
Flora de Cana 12 is a staple for me. I tend to go for 30-40 buck stuff, then splurge for XO. Not much in the middle. I do like Dark and Stormy's with Gosling's Black Seal, which is pretty cheap, but good. I LOVE Plantation 20th (best 50 dollar rum you can buy imo) and Kirk and Sweeney's 12 makes me happy where I pee too.

Someone else told me about the Abuelo as well, as they know I am a rum fiend (it's really all I drink), so with your rec I may have to get it. Of course VA doesn't allow online liquor sales, and my ABC out in podunk land is woefully lacking (though they always have one bottle of XO for me). I may have to drive into the big city to get it. Post COVID. I'd get arrested by jack booted thugs currently.

The Abuelo Centuria is probably the best ive ever had quite honestly. I dont know who the fuck Shipmonster is in the Total Wine reviews, but I guarantee you he never actually tried it.

UW_Doog_Bot · April 2020

Swaye said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:
In bot consumption analysis I've been slow rolling the cigars since I actually do have to work from home and they keep me up late into the night. Smoked a nice arturo fuente the other day though that was well aged(sorry no pics). At this point I think I need to invest in a box of them separately and play the cooler aging game.
I cannot say enough good things about the cooler aging game. You created a monster my friend.

I expect a sampler pack in trade. Up to you if you want to add the CCP virus to the package.

Swaye · April 2020

UW_Doog_Bot said:

Swaye said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:
In bot consumption analysis I've been slow rolling the cigars since I actually do have to work from home and they keep me up late into the night. Smoked a nice arturo fuente the other day though that was well aged(sorry no pics). At this point I think I need to invest in a box of them separately and play the cooler aging game.
I cannot say enough good things about the cooler aging game. You created a monster my friend.

I expect a sampler pack in trade. Up to you if you want to add the CCP virus to the package.

Sampler pack is fair. The plague is free.

GrundleStiltzkin · April 2020

I question the entire premise that anyone will survive, gentleman or brute.

dnc · April 2020

Swaye said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

Swaye said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:
In bot consumption analysis I've been slow rolling the cigars since I actually do have to work from home and they keep me up late into the night. Smoked a nice arturo fuente the other day though that was well aged(sorry no pics). At this point I think I need to invest in a box of them separately and play the cooler aging game.
I cannot say enough good things about the cooler aging game. You created a monster my friend.

I expect a sampler pack in trade. Up to you if you want to add the CCP virus to the package.
Sampler pack is fair. The plague is free.

WilburHooksHands · April 2020

Pro tip for all the alchies in the thread... find a way to get comped entry into a spirits trade show. You can get totally bombed on all the best for free. Most of the time even if they sell tickets its still a hell of a deal.

dirtysouwfdawg · April 2020

LebamDawg said:
@dirtysouwfdawg Thanks for the posts - makes me feel wealthy drinking my box of wine, chasing it down with shots of Yukon Jack, but I did splurge on my beer - Dos Equis Especial

For the record I was drinking decent tequila prior to me slumming it with TOF.

Today fucking sucked ass.

Thank God I Can respond to teams messages, texts, and emails from my phone.

DerekJohnson · April 2020

Swaye said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:
In bot consumption analysis I've been slow rolling the cigars since I actually do have to work from home and they keep me up late into the night. Smoked a nice arturo fuente the other day though that was well aged(sorry no pics). At this point I think I need to invest in a box of them separately and play the cooler aging game.
I cannot say enough good things about the cooler aging game. You created a monster my friend.

There's something so cool and reassuring about this.