PM to Yousef

Swaye

@Yousef_#1UberDriver I saw you with a client today in that sweet ass car of yours. Snapped a picture for posterity.

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Pitchfork51

I was told no jihad during the coronavirus

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I was told no jihad during the coronavirus

As long as you can Jihad from home, it's ok.

Yousef_#1UberDriver

@Yousef_#1UberDriver I saw you with a client today in that sweet ass car of yours. Snapped a picture for posterity.

I will never use Jiffy Lube again! I throw dirt on your head!!!

Swaye

@Yousef_#1UberDriver I saw you with a client today in that sweet ass car of yours. Snapped a picture for posterity.

I will never use Jiffy Lube again! I throw dirt on your head!!!

Jokes on you. I got fired with cause from there years ago!

GreenRiverGatorz

@Yousef_#1UberDriver I saw you with a client today in that sweet ass car of yours. Snapped a picture for posterity.

I will never use Jiffy Lube again! I throw dirt on your head!!!
Jokes on you. I got fired with cause from there years ago!

You knew full well they were going to eventually find out about you changing every white customer's oil with antifreeze.

skookum

antifreeze Margaritas for coworkers

tap1thur29weretaken

Does this surprise you tattooed woman poster @Swaye? Yousef has no respect for international law and is prepared to commit traffic crimes of all kinds. He attacks motorists of Seattle area with his car. I have seen this man park in a handicapped space. He is a terrorist of the road.

Tap 30 drivers respond lawfully, we are not lawless people like Yousef!

Yousef_#1UberDriver

Does this surprise you tattooed woman poster @Swaye? Yousef has no respect for international law and is prepared to commit traffic crimes of all kinds. He attacks motorists of Seattle area with his car. I have seen this man park in a handicapped space. He is a terrorist of the road.

Tap 30 drivers respond lawfully, we are not lawless people like Yousef!

So what if Yousef parks on handicap spot? How do you think I swooped in to steal Helfrich from PurpleBaze?

If you aren’t cheating you aren’t trying.

PurpleBaze

Does this surprise you tattooed woman poster @Swaye? Yousef has no respect for international law and is prepared to commit traffic crimes of all kinds. He attacks motorists of Seattle area with his car. I have seen this man park in a handicapped space. He is a terrorist of the road.

Tap 30 drivers respond lawfully, we are not lawless people like Yousef!
So what if Yousef parks on handicap spot? How do you think I swooped in to steal Helfrich from PurpleBaze?

If you aren’t cheating you aren’t trying.

HRYK

ThomasFremont

More BDTW drama, less Yousef.

Emoterman

Does this surprise you tattooed woman poster @Swaye? Yousef has no respect for international law and is prepared to commit traffic crimes of all kinds. He attacks motorists of Seattle area with his car. I have seen this man park in a handicapped space. He is a terrorist of the road.

Tap 30 drivers respond lawfully, we are not lawless people like Yousef!
So what if Yousef parks on handicap spot? How do you think I swooped in to steal Helfrich from PurpleBaze?

If you aren’t cheating you aren’t trying.

I've yet to meet an Uber driver that uses contractions, imposter! Reveal your true nature, sand demon!

DerekJohnson

More BDTW drama, less Yousef.

So what you're saying is you want the @FunPolice to intervene

Pitchfork51

More BDTW drama, less Yousef.
So what you're saying is you want the @FunPolice to intervene

No one censors like #mystalin