I get messages: Sark edition

BuffBuffPass said:

I mean if it's between Sark and Bielema, I'd rather have Sark but I'd also rather stab my left eyeball out than shoot my dick off.

You know you're screwed when fan bases make the same comments about both coaches.

No toughness.
No talent.
Incompetent coaching.
Regression in year 5.
Out of date offense.

Now our program is an embarrassment.

But until fans start hitting where it hurts ($) nothing will change.

Well, I think I'm done watching for the year. I'll probably still check the scores though.

He's gotta go.

I've noticed a trend, he just doesn't get his team fully prepared. We'll hear in his press conference about all these mistakes that are so easily correctable and how we're going to get so much better.

I've given him the benefit of the doubt, an honest fair shake and buying into the timely process... But.. I'm done. It's year 5. I'm sick of mediocrity

His teams aren't physically tough, mentally tough, they don't execute well, he's not dialing up some amazing gameplan or making amazing halftime adjustments.

I just don't know who we'll be getting to replace him. It will have to be a midlevel reach at best. Or a career assistant.

We suffer from lack of athletic talent much more than lack of toughness.

rodmansrage said:

i fuckin stole this, man.

Please tell me you're quoting Brain Candy.

Skip to 5:48 if this embeds from the beginning (or, hell, watch it all if you have no life, as this shit is funny):

https://youtu.be/wc4ND4Javf4?t=349

Baseman said:

BuffBuffPass said:

I mean if it's between Sark and Bielema, I'd rather have Sark but I'd also rather stab my left eyeball out than shoot my dick off.

You know you're screwed when fan bases make the same comments about both coaches.

No toughness.
No talent.
Incompetent coaching.
Regression in year 5.
Out of date offense.

Now our program is an embarrassment.

But until fans start hitting where it hurts ($) nothing will change.

Well, I think I'm done watching for the year. I'll probably still check the scores though.

He's gotta go.

I've noticed a trend, he just doesn't get his team fully prepared. We'll hear in his press conference about all these mistakes that are so easily correctable and how we're going to get so much better.

I've given him the benefit of the doubt, an honest fair shake and buying into the timely process... But.. I'm done. It's year 5. I'm sick of mediocrity

His teams aren't physically tough, mentally tough, they don't execute well, he's not dialing up some amazing gameplan or making amazing halftime adjustments.

I just don't know who we'll be getting to replace him. It will have to be a midlevel reach at best. Or a career assistant.

We suffer from lack of athletic talent much more than lack of toughness.

Bielema’s wife rocks a hard bikini.

Tiny titties but pretty solid for a fat pig like that guy.

RaceBannon said:

Pac 12 can't beat a SEC assistants salary for head coach opening. Film at 11

just a weak ass team from a broke ass conference.

rodmansrage said:

RaceBannon said:

Pac 12 can't beat a SEC assistants salary for head coach opening. Film at 11

just a weak ass team from a broke ass conference.

That almost fits with the melody for Don't Stop Believin'.

"livin' in a lonely world..."

BleachedAnusDawg said:

Hotter coeds at Bama, confirmed.

Who has bigger daddy issues? Coug coed or bama?