As in the manner of the great BMs


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That bitch is insufferable. She knows nothing; acts like she has contacts inside the program, but obviously has none; and relentlessly talks out of her ass every chance she gets. She's part of the problem.
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Cataclysmic poop!YellowSnow said: -
She doesn’t matter at all, but agree with everything else. She’s off her rocker.digits said:That bitch is insufferable. She knows nothing; acts like she has contacts inside the program, but obviously has none; and relentlessly talks out of her ass every chance she gets. She's part of the problem.
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You think you can get content like this at Dawgman.com?YellowSnow said: -
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So you're saying she would fit in well here?digits said:That bitch is insufferable. She knows nothing; acts like she has contacts inside the program, but obviously has none; and relentlessly talks out of her ass every chance she gets. She's part of the problem.
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Stalin with the Quadruple Post!!1!!
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Worried about you Derek.DerekJohnson said:Stalin with the Quadruple Post!!1!!
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He just hasn't been the same since the public fallout with Pup.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Worried about you Derek.DerekJohnson said:Stalin with the Quadruple Post!!1!!
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Scat ass doe
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yellow fellow with the assistDerekJohnson said:Stalin with the Quadruple Post!!1!!
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One armed wipe poop.PurpleBaze said:
Cataclysmic poop!YellowSnow said: -
You see, Baze, the pounding to the rounding will do that to a woman.PurpleBaze said:
Cataclysmic poop!YellowSnow said:
I would have tucked into a stall of the only bathroom open on the north side with a Ruth then, placed her hands on the wall and dumped a doozie on the small of her back anyday. She can look good one day and damn awful the next. But fact is, a rear propped up nice and extended, back arched, can suffice on a good percentage of women. Must have meat on the bone though. A boney chick looks like a stick-figure propped in said position.
Ruth wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new -
So, what does that mean? Is she really twatting about taking a shit?YellowSnow said:
Doesn't she know only guys talk like that?
Good lord. To think some of you actually know this woman and, dare I say, call her fren?
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You're under the impression Roof and I spend time gathered round the fireplace, knitting scarves and gossiping about Husky Football?creepycoug said:
So, what does that mean? Is she really twatting about taking a shit?YellowSnow said:
Doesn't she know only guys talk like that?
Good lord. To think some of you actually know this woman and, dare I say, call her fren?
@Stalin. I'm looking at you Woodinville. -
Quad post = FRANNYDerekJohnson said:Stalin with the Quadruple Post!!1!!
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for $10.95/month you'll know about evacuating her bowels on Feb 2 (insider perk).YellowSnow said: -
I always took you as more of a crochet guy...DerekJohnson said:
You're under the impression Roof and I spend time gathered round the fireplace, knitting scarves and gossiping about Husky Football?creepycoug said:
So, what does that mean? Is she really twatting about taking a shit?YellowSnow said:
Doesn't she know only guys talk like that?
Good lord. To think some of you actually know this woman and, dare I say, call her fren?
@Stalin. I'm looking at you Woodinville.
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Well?DerekJohnson said:
You're under the impression Roof and I spend time gathered round the fireplace, knitting scarves and gossiping about Husky Football?creepycoug said:
So, what does that mean? Is she really twatting about taking a shit?YellowSnow said:
Doesn't she know only guys talk like that?
Good lord. To think some of you actually know this woman and, dare I say, call her fren?
@Stalin. I'm looking at you Woodinville. -
I have the worst hemroids right now and still choose to have the most amazing bowl of chili. I will die later but my mouth loves me now. My bleeding seeping sores will hate me later.
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How many alarms is this chili?dirtysouwfdawg said:I have the worst hemroids right now and still choose to have the most amazing bowl of chili. I will die later but my mouth loves me now. My bleeding seeping sores will hate me later.
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I crocheted this for Swaye's babycreepycoug said:
Well?DerekJohnson said:
You're under the impression Roof and I spend time gathered round the fireplace, knitting scarves and gossiping about Husky Football?creepycoug said:
So, what does that mean? Is she really twatting about taking a shit?YellowSnow said:
Doesn't she know only guys talk like that?
Good lord. To think some of you actually know this woman and, dare I say, call her fren?
@Stalin. I'm looking at you Woodinville.
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Zero. I followed it up with real sushi last night and the medium rare steak habachi and a whole bunch of sake. Surprised I didn’t die this morning but I did see a couple worms.YellowSnow said:
How many alarms is this chili?dirtysouwfdawg said:I have the worst hemroids right now and still choose to have the most amazing bowl of chili. I will die later but my mouth loves me now. My bleeding seeping sores will hate me later.
Am I on the BM thread?