DM to Pup (You're our only hope)


@PurpleBaze doesn't know his place in the pecking order and walks around spewing his hoo hee poo.

@YellowSnow is now a mod and uses his power to bully anyone who won't admit that he's the tallest poaster on HH. It's really taking a toll on @Gladstone.

@Swaye is a shell of his former degenerate self and now his stories of being covered in shit and vomit are the sad, not fun kind.

@Pitchfork51 is a boov discount version of Pup. Happy to go home with a whale and thankful if she let's him keep her panties as a souvenir to poast on here as proof of his prowess.

@PurpleJ has contracted the corona virus from gay sex with Chip Kelly and is now a broon who won't stop trying to act like the University of Caucasians Lost Among Asians means something to football. He's littering the boared with his mandarin filth.

You're the only one @puppylove_sugarsteel who can run these doogs with your golden locks and tips on how to avoid anal fissures.

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I promise to take it easy on Pup should he return. I got a little carried away with my e-bullying and didn’t think I’d actually run the poor guy.
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I promise to pester him just the same as before. Just like Petersen, I can't adapt and change my playbook/philosophy.YellowSnow said:I promise to take it easy on Pup should he return. I got a little carried away with my e-bullying and didn’t think I’d actually run the poor guy.
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It all makes sense now. @puppylove_sugarsteel, @YellowSnow is probably the one who locked you out of your account so he could strut around here like he ran you off. Don't blame @DerekJohnson for Yellow's duplicity and cowardlyness to face pup mano a mano.YellowSnow said:I promise to take it easy on Pup should he return. I got a little carried away with my e-bullying and didn’t think I’d actually run the poor guy.
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He’s not coming back. He’s too busy with his soccer ass girlfriend, Ameritrade accounts, ranches, and telling FRANNY that nothing has changed.
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We’ve built up Pup’s return so much that it’s going to be such a disappointment. I’m here for it.
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Dooging over someone and having them disappoint us seems to be a common theme on this board. Usually, it's regarding the next great Husky savior QB. This time, it's one of our own.RoadDawg55 said:We’ve built up Pup’s return so much that it’s going to be such a disappointment. I’m here for it.
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Yella reign of terror.UW_Doog_Bot said:
It all makes sense now. @puppylove_sugarsteel, @YellowSnow is probably the one who locked you out of your account so he could strut around here like he ran you off. Don't blame @DerekJohnson for Yellow's duplicity and cowardlyness to face pup mano a mano.YellowSnow said:I promise to take it easy on Pup should he return. I got a little carried away with my e-bullying and didn’t think I’d actually run the poor guy.
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YellowSnow said:
Yella reign of terror.UW_Doog_Bot said:
It all makes sense now. @puppylove_sugarsteel, @YellowSnow is probably the one who locked you out of your account so he could strut around here like he ran you off. Don't blame @DerekJohnson for Yellow's duplicity and cowardlyness to face pup mano a mano.YellowSnow said:I promise to take it easy on Pup should he return. I got a little carried away with my e-bullying and didn’t think I’d actually run the poor guy.
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Remains to be seen whether PUP can make the Great Leap Forward.UW_Doog_Bot said:YellowSnow said:
Yella reign of terror.UW_Doog_Bot said:
It all makes sense now. @puppylove_sugarsteel, @YellowSnow is probably the one who locked you out of your account so he could strut around here like he ran you off. Don't blame @DerekJohnson for Yellow's duplicity and cowardlyness to face pup mano a mano.YellowSnow said:I promise to take it easy on Pup should he return. I got a little carried away with my e-bullying and didn’t think I’d actually run the poor guy.
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It's sad to see how many poasters we've lost to the yellow cultural revolution.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Remains to be seen whether PUP can make the Great Leap Forward.UW_Doog_Bot said:YellowSnow said:
Yella reign of terror.UW_Doog_Bot said:
It all makes sense now. @puppylove_sugarsteel, @YellowSnow is probably the one who locked you out of your account so he could strut around here like he ran you off. Don't blame @DerekJohnson for Yellow's duplicity and cowardlyness to face pup mano a mano.YellowSnow said:I promise to take it easy on Pup should he return. I got a little carried away with my e-bullying and didn’t think I’d actually run the poor guy.
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I blame myself. He’s been confused by his growing attraction to me. His homophobic behavior merely masks his own personal struggle with accepting his own sexuality.
I’m so sorry I made you feel uncomfortable Pup. I promise to stop making any inappropriate suggestive comments.
I just want you to be at peace with who you are.
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You can't be blamed; who among us can resist a Nubian god with blond flowing locks?Doog_de_Jour said:I blame myself. He’s been confused by his growing attraction to me. His homophobic behavior merely masks his own personal struggle with accepting his own sexuality.
I’m so sorry I made you feel uncomfortable Pup. I promise to stop making any inappropriate suggestive comments.
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Does he have a big dick?RoadDawg55 said:We’ve built up Pup’s return so much that it’s going to be such a disappointment. I’m here for it.
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I promise to barely even notice Pup's return because I will be taking another giant shit sausage out of the diaper genie and hauling it over to my shithead white devil neighbors house and dropping it in his pool.
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Is water wet?Baseman said:
Does he have a big dick?RoadDawg55 said:We’ve built up Pup’s return so much that it’s going to be such a disappointment. I’m here for it.
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since when do trailer parks on the rez have pools?Swaye said:I promise to barely even notice Pup's return because I will be taking another giant shit sausage out of the diaper genie and hauling it over to my shithead white devil neighbors house and dropping it in his pool.
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DerekJohnson said:
since when do trailer parks on the rez have pools?Swaye said:I promise to barely even notice Pup's return because I will be taking another giant shit sausage out of the diaper genie and hauling it over to my shithead white devil neighbors house and dropping it in his pool.
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I teed that up for you buddySwaye said:DerekJohnson said:
since when do trailer parks on the rez have pools?Swaye said:I promise to barely even notice Pup's return because I will be taking another giant shit sausage out of the diaper genie and hauling it over to my shithead white devil neighbors house and dropping it in his pool.
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DerekJohnson said:
I teed that up for you buddySwaye said:DerekJohnson said:
since when do trailer parks on the rez have pools?Swaye said:I promise to barely even notice Pup's return because I will be taking another giant shit sausage out of the diaper genie and hauling it over to my shithead white devil neighbors house and dropping it in his pool.
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Swaye said:
I promise to barely even notice Pup's return because I will be taking another giant shit sausage out of the diaper genie and hauling it over to my shithead white devil neighbors house and dropping it in his pool.
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"I will never unsee that - it is forever burned into my eyes"Swaye said:I promise to barely even notice Pup's return because I will be taking another giant shit sausage out of the diaper genie and hauling it over to my shithead white devil neighbors house and dropping it in his pool.
-Mrs Mad_son -
Kind is subjective. Teachers need to just give kids grades on academics. Quit trying to mold other peoples'kids with your passive pussy ways. Need more bullies in schools. Helps kids toughen up. Dads" are pussies these days. Yous know who's yous are.
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Mrs. Bot "that's either a dog or a diaper genie"Mad_Son said:
"I will never unsee that - it is forever burned into my eyes"Swaye said:I promise to barely even notice Pup's return because I will be taking another giant shit sausage out of the diaper genie and hauling it over to my shithead white devil neighbors house and dropping it in his pool.
-Mrs Mad_son -
This thread took a turn for the awesome.
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I used to get yelled at a lot for letting the Diaper Genie get too full. Now I’m on that shit after a few years of training.Swaye said:I promise to barely even notice Pup's return because I will be taking another giant shit sausage out of the diaper genie and hauling it over to my shithead white devil neighbors house and dropping it in his pool.
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come on Pup, jump back in. The water's fine
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I can’t believe you’re all appropriating @RoadDawg55’s cultural revolution.UW_Doog_Bot said:
It's sad to see how many poasters we've lost to the yellow cultural revolution.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Remains to be seen whether PUP can make the Great Leap Forward.UW_Doog_Bot said:YellowSnow said:
Yella reign of terror.UW_Doog_Bot said:
It all makes sense now. @puppylove_sugarsteel, @YellowSnow is probably the one who locked you out of your account so he could strut around here like he ran you off. Don't blame @DerekJohnson for Yellow's duplicity and cowardlyness to face pup mano a mano.YellowSnow said:I promise to take it easy on Pup should he return. I got a little carried away with my e-bullying and didn’t think I’d actually run the poor guy.
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Disagree, it was awesome from the the first mention of anal fissures.1to392831weretaken said:This thread took a turn for the awesome.