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Biggest fish you've ever landed? Aka, Fish Stories Dick Measuring thread

YellowSnow
YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,216 Founders Club

Biggest fish you've ever landed? Aka, Fish Stories Dick Measuring thread 20 votes

0- 5 lbs
15%
Mad_SonDoog_de_Jour1to392831weretaken 3 votes
5- 9 lbs
15%
huskyhooliganIce_HolmvikYellowSnow 3 votes
10- 19 lbs
5%
RoadDawg55 1 vote
20- 49 lbs
20%
dfleaspudenminion_doogNoWarningJustDawg 4 votes
50 lbs +
20%
MikeDamoneThomasFremontchuckSECDAWG 4 votes
I have a puffy little ginage between my supple thighs and don't fish
25%
DerekJohnsonPurpleBazeGreenRiverGatorzPitchfork51BleachedAnusDawg 5 votes
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  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,671 Swaye's Wigwam
    50 lbs +
    I beached a sturgeon that was every bit of 8' long the one and only time I went sturgeon fishing. It left me curled into a tight ball on the rocks and unable to move for about an hour. My back was tied in a knot and my legs were shaking uncontrollably for the last 10 minutes of it. It takes good technique to fight a fish like that from the bank and I didn't have it.

    Other than that a fair number of 30-40lb chinook is the best I can do. I netted a 52lb bright chinook for a buddy once.
  • Ice_Holmvik
    Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912
    5- 9 lbs
    Some 5 to 7 lb largemouth. Havent steel headed much. Looking to get after that soon for a new experience in life! Easier than trading out women and I really like the one I have now.
  • huskyhooligan
    huskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,922 Swaye's Wigwam
    5- 9 lbs
    does @PurpleBaze count? Okay so I haven't reeled him in just yet, but in my defense his Uber hours are hard to work around.

    On topic, just a catfish. They really love chicken liver.
  • Ice_Holmvik
    Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912
    5- 9 lbs

    I don't fish, but I shoot at things... not necessarily animals.

    Tannerites a blast!
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,309 Founders Club
    I have a puffy little ginage between my supple thighs and don't fish

    I don't fish, but I shoot at things... not necessarily animals.

    Tannerites a blast!
    Okay...
  • minion_doog
    minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024
    20- 49 lbs
    Chinook, may have broke 40. Ninilchik River, AK. Shoulder to shoulder, true combat fishing. The river was about 10-12 feet wide where we grabbed the bank so occasionally you had to negotiate the guys on the other side.

    It took off down river where the water got wide and fought for close to an hour, still can't believe the sheer power and violence it created on the rod. Quite a thrill. The guy who took us to the spot was on the net. I can't remember what the issue was but after many attempts, he ended up throwing the net down and going into the water with both arms in a bear hug to finally snatch it. He was as tired as I was. This was also around 3 am.
  • minion_doog
    minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024
    20- 49 lbs

    I don't fish, but I shoot at things... not necessarily animals.

    Tannerites a blast!

  • spuden
    spuden Member Posts: 374
    20- 49 lbs
    Caught a 25 pound Chinook salmon a few hundred yards off the Dungeness Spit with my dad when I was about 5-6 years old. Just the two of us out in pretty rough water that day. It required his help to reel in, but it was a monster for a kid. I still remember the mix of fear and excitement brining such a big salmon in the boat. It was almost as tall as me in the picture we took when we got it home. My dad loved fishing , and would go to Neah Bay every year with his dad and bribers, but it but it never took with me. I’ve done a little fly fishing here and there, but not much since I was a kid.
  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited January 2020
    20- 49 lbs

    For someone who's been paid to take people fishing as a summer jerb, my large fish resume is twash as fuck. No thanks to @dflea I've never caught a Steelhead. My biggest trout ever was a Donaldson rainbow (GMO rainbow/stealhead hybrid) that was about 6 or 7 lbs.

    You and Ice should hit me up in a couple weeks and make up another trip out to the OP to rustle up a wily steelhead. You might consider trying a gear rod this time. Also, if one of you guys could drive that would be great because I'd like to drink a little more than last time.




  • minion_doog
    minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024
    20- 49 lbs
    dflea said:

    For someone who's been paid to take people fishing as a summer jerb, my large fish resume is twash as fuck. No thanks to @dflea I've never caught a Steelhead. My biggest trout ever was a Donaldson rainbow (GMO rainbow/stealhead hybrid) that was about 6 or 7 lbs.

    You and Ice should hit me up in a couple weeks and make up another trip out to the OP to rustle up a wily steelhead. You might consider trying a gear rod this time. Also, if one of you guys could drive that would be great because I'd like to drink a little more than last time.




    Please to be placing me on the alternates list
  • SECDAWG
    SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004
    50 lbs +
    Have caught many different species of fish >50# in the GOM but largest was 383# Tiger Shark.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,127
    10- 19 lbs
    Caught a 10-19 pound salmon when I went on a charter boat in Westport. Not sure the exact size tho.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    50 lbs +
    Alaskan halibut = biggest

    Black cod = best

    Shiner perch = most
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,216 Founders Club
    5- 9 lbs

    I typically go for the big Copper River filets at Costco when they're in season. That's the extent of my fishing prowess.

    Fish for fun. Store for eating.
  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    20- 49 lbs

    I typically go for the big Copper River filets at Costco when they're in season. That's the extent of my fishing prowess.

    This is the penny-wise way to eat fish around here. I don't even want to know what the cost per pound of the fish in my freezer is. I have a hard time buying fish I can catch, though, because I'm poor at math.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited January 2020
    50 lbs +
    Many sturgeon I released over 300lbs


    Kept many around 125-150 lbs
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,025
    edited January 2020
    d c

    chuck said:

    I beached a sturgeon that was every bit of 8' long the one and only time I went sturgeon fishing. It left me curled into a tight ball on the rocks and unable to move for about an hour. My back was tied in a knot and my legs were shaking uncontrollably for the last 10 minutes of it. It takes good technique to fight a fish like that from the bank and I didn't have it.

    Other than that a fair number of 30-40lb chinook is the best I can do. I netted a 52lb bright chinook for a buddy once.

    Those living fossils are TUFF and no how to fight for survival.
    @RaceBannon was there when they were minnows.
  • SECDAWG
    SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004
    50 lbs +

    I typically go for the big Copper River filets at Costco when they're in season. That's the extent of my fishing prowess.

    Fish for fun. Store And for eating.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    I have a puffy little ginage between my supple thighs and don't fish
    I was disappointed to learn a steelhead is a fucking trout.
  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696
    0- 5 lbs
    I fished for kings in the Samish once, but you really have to know what your'e doing to catch one, and I didn't. I once reeled in something big on a Westport charter in between the constant puking, but that's pussy fishing, and I don't count that.

    This pole made me realize that I don't tend to fish for anything big. Pinks in the Skagit is probably the biggest, but it's probably been a decade since I've done that. Anymore, it's all about finding decent lake trout to catch, and it's becoming more and more of an adventure to get to where they are. My favorite fishing trip of my life happened this last summer--my favorite because it involved packing a telescoping rod and some lures on an already long and super fun dirt bike ride. Pull the bike right up the the lake (7 miles from any road), clearest water I've ever seen, catch four nice rainbows (water so clear you could see every fish within 50 yards and watch your lure doing its thing), behead and gut them, throw them in the pack, ride another three hours with trout on my back, back to camp to fry them up!
  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    20- 49 lbs

    I was disappointed to learn a steelhead is a fucking trout.

    That's right. But they're trout that are TUFF and will smash your fucking face in.
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,671 Swaye's Wigwam
    50 lbs +

    I was disappointed to learn a steelhead is a fucking trout.

    Steelhead eat salmon for breakfast doovil...literally. You can't hold the juveniles together or the steelhead all end up bloated with little forked tails sticking out their mouths.

    Salmon are the fat, stinky, simpleton pussies. Steelhead are like lions in NW fish world. Salmon are more like wildebeests.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    50 lbs +
    chuck said:

    I was disappointed to learn a steelhead is a fucking trout.

    Steelhead eat salmon for breakfast doovil...literally. You can't hold the juveniles together or the steelhead all end up bloated with little forked tails sticking out their mouths.

    Salmon are the fat, stinky, simpleton pussies. Steelhead are like lions in NW fish world. Salmon are more like wildebeests.
    Steelhead/salmon superiority guy
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,216 Founders Club
    5- 9 lbs

    chuck said:

    I was disappointed to learn a steelhead is a fucking trout.

    Steelhead eat salmon for breakfast doovil...literally. You can't hold the juveniles together or the steelhead all end up bloated with little forked tails sticking out their mouths.

    Salmon are the fat, stinky, simpleton pussies. Steelhead are like lions in NW fish world. Salmon are more like wildebeests.
    Steelhead/salmon superiority guy
    We have a few of them here.